Yes, Monsignor
Jake: What’s going on?
Alan: Nothing! Go watch TV.
& Charlie: I’m sorry, Alan... How can she sue you? You have no money.
& Berta: Just out of curiosity, what the hell happened in your brother’s bathroom?
Alan: Nothing!
Jake: Dad was wrestling on the floor... with a naked lady.
Berta: The quiet ones are always the freaks.
Alan: Jake, I was not wrestling!
Jake: But she was naked.
& Alan: She was taking a shower, and I didn’t know. When I reached to turn it off, she was startled. It was innocent and there’s no reason to tell your mother, understand?
Jake: Sure. By the way, you have to sign my math test.
Alan: Okay. ... D minus?! Jake, how do you get a D minus?
Jake: How do you get wrapped in a shower curtain... with a naked lady?
& Alan: Did you show this to your mother?
Jake: No.
Alan: Why not?
Jake: I didn’t catch her doing anything.
Jake: Okay, I’ll sign this.
& Charlie: So, what do you think?
Berta: About what?
Charlie: Lisa, me, the kid.
Berta: Okay, let’s see now. This is the same woman you’ve broken up... and gotten back with for years, right?
Charlie: Right.
Berta: And she turned you down in order to marry somebody else?
Charlie: Yes.
Berta: And then the marriage fell apart... and now she’s got his baby?
Charlie: Yeah.
Berta: Sounds perfect. Go for it.
& Jake: This makes no sense.
Alan: It’s math. It makes perfect sense.
Jake: Well, then I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree.
Alan: No, you just have to do the work.
Jake: Well, maybe I have a learning disability, or a syndrome of some sort.
Alan: You don’t have a learning disability. You’re just lazy.
Jake: Maybe that’s the syndrome.
& Alan: See? This one is wrong, this is wrong. Jake, you have to check your work. These are careless mistakes.
Jake: Maybe I’m not careless. Maybe I ate lead paint as a child.
& Lisa: What a good burp. Wasn’t that a good burp, Charlie?
Charlie: Oh, yeah. Wait till you meet my nephew. He can belch the theme from Shaft.
& Jake: Dad, you gotta sign this.
Alan: Another D? Jake, what is wrong with you?
Jake: Well, I have a theory.
Alan: Oh, really? Another one. Do tell.
Jake: I’m a crack baby.
Charlie: Kid’s a genius.
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On the Imdb.
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