A Bag Full of Jawea
Delores Pasternak: Excuse me. We don’t end our sentences with prepositions. We say, “Why did you flip off Miss Pasternak?”
Charlie: I think that answers your question.
& Charlie: Come on, Jake.
Jake: What, I don’t even get to tell my side?
Charlie: Buddy, you’re 11. You have no side.
& Jake: This isn’t my fault! I was provoked.
Charlie: You were provoked?
Jake: Yeah, it means...
Charlie: I know what it means. And it doesn’t matter. What you need to do now is apologize.
Jake: But I’m not sorry!
Charlie: You don’t have to be sorry. Just say it and look it. You’ve got those big, cute kid eyes. Use them.
Jake: That would be lying.
Charlie: That’s your line in the sand? You muttonhead, you just flipped off your teacher.
Jake: Yeah, but I was being honest...
Charlie: And look where it got you.
Jake: ...... I think I just lost my innocence.
& Jake: Hey, Dad.
Alan: What?
Jake: How come only one finger is the bad finger?
Alan: I don’t know, Jake.
Jake: This one’s okay, right?
Alan: ... Right.
Jake: Dad.
Alan: What?
Jake: Anything?
Alan: No.
Jake: I don’t get it... Who decides?!
& Jake: Uncle Charlie, I had a weird dream... And it’s getting weirder.
Charlie: Hey, buddy. Why aren’t you asleep?
Jake: I’m hoping I am...
& Charlie: Boy, it’s weird being on the other side of one of these calls.
Rose: I can imagine. Professional opinion?
Charlie: Please.
Rose: Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs... I mean, she barely knows you. Where does she get off being so forward?
Charlie: Rose, we had one night together and you handcuffed yourself to my refrigerator.
Rose: That was different. We were meant to be together.
Charlie: Okay, I was gonna ask you the best way to end this... but I realize now that breakups may be outside your area of expertise.
& Alan: I think you know what you have to do.
Charlie: Break up with Miss Pasternak, right?
Alan: Hell, no. He’s getting A’s. He hasn’t gotten an A since naptime in kindergarten.
Charlie: But he’s not learning anything!
Alan: Charlie, get your priorities straight. I’m trying to get him into a decent middle school. After he’s accepted he can learn that Sacajawea... wasn’t “a bag full of jawea.”
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