American Horror Story 1x2

Home Invasion

The 5th Dimension — Age of Aquarius

♪ When the moon is in the Seventh House♪
♪ And Jupiter aligns with Mars ♪
♪ Then peace will guide the planets ♪
♪ And love will steer the stars ♪
♪ This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius... ♪

& R. Franklin: You think that Jesus is going to save you?
    Maria: I’m already saved.
    R. Franklin: Hmm.
    Maria: We all are.

& R. Franklin: Don’t get smart! It’ll only make it worse.

& Maria: Please. I’m a virgin.
    R. Franklin: Strip.

& Nora: Do you believe in the devil?
    Violet: No.
    Nora: I do. I’ve looked into his eyes.

Ben: You know what I feel? This baby... is why we moved here. It’s our salvation, Viv.
{ Bazinga! }

& Bianca: Is it weird living in Murder House?
    Ben: Excuse me? What do you mean, the... the crime that took place here? Were you aware of that before you came to see me?
    Bianca: Dude, you’re on the Murder House tour.

& Addy: How come I don’t look like these girls?
    Constance: ’Cause you don’t. That’s just the way you were born. Accept it. You were hatched with other gifts.
    Addy: Like what?
    Constance: Oh, Christ on a stick, I don’t know, finger-painting.

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& Addy: Does this make the cupcakes taste good?
    Constance: You can’t actually taste it, no. It’s, uh... it causes violent stomach upset, and sometimes internal bleeding. Okay... Spit in it.

& Larry: What about you? What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?

& Constance: Is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child?.. Or more heartbreaking... when that promise is broken?

& Ben: Is everybody crazy?

& Fiona: I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.
    Vivien: What happened to you?
    Fiona: I’m hurt and needing some help. Open the door.

& Bianca: 12 minutes. Then the fun begins.

& Bianca: R. Franklin was the first. Before Manson. He changed the culture. We’re paying tribute to him.

& Constance: Dance with me.
    - There’s no music.
    Constance: That’s all right. We’ll make our own.

& Addy: There’s a bad man next door!
    Constance: I know. I don’t like him, either, but he owns the place, and that’s that.

& Constance: You’re a bad girl! You don’t behave, you go in the bad girl closet. Look at yourself! Look long and hard.

& Tate: We have to get rid of the bodies... if you want him to keep treating me.
    Moira: I’ll get the shovel*, you get the bleach*.

& Ben: I’m home.
    Vivien: No, you’re not. We’re selling this house.

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shovel — лопата
bleach — отбеливатель

+ quotes on the Imdb.

__ Mysterious.