Death on the Nile (2022)

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Captain Rens: You were right! You are too sharp to be a farmer, Poirot.

Hercule Poirot: Katherine, you should go.
Katherine: Do you have any idea how love works? When you love someone, you love them through all their moods and changes over time. Their worst qualities peak at nuisance. Their flaws become freckles. And as it happens... I love you.
Hercule Poirot: What about this?
Katherine: ...... Come here. Simple. You'll grow a moustache.

Hercule Poirot: I do not want seven. I want only the six. I cannot have, uh, the uneven number... Ah, now we have the even number. This is good.

Bouc: Well, if you want to hide, come and hide with us. In Assouan. We're on a whirlwind tour.
Hercule Poirot: Still the constant traveler.

Bouc: Mm. Sadly, no. Uncle sacked me off the train once he found out that I did nothing. I tried jobs. An office. I could manage the work, I just couldn't fathom mornings.

Hercule Poirot: But who is Euphemia?
Bouc: Well, you'll find out.
Hercule Poirot: A new young lady in the life of Bouc? A new name to me.
Bouc: Well, behind every kite-flying man, there is a woman.

Hercule Poirot: Ah, love. It is not safe.

Jackie de Bellefort: Love that fierce doesn't vanish. I love him. I love him madly, badly, at every minute. It's not something I can switch off. There's a reason the heart is the organ given to love, you know. If it stops to rest, we die.

Linnet Ridgeway: I don't feel safe here. Not me, not Simon, even with Jackie gone.
Hercule Poirot: But you are among friends.
Linnet Ridgeway: When you have money, no one is ever really your friend.

Bouc: You've, uh, taken quite a keen interest in Salome Otterbourne. I thought Poirot was impervious to love's fever.
Hercule Poirot: I was sick with it once. It left me with enough regret for a lifetime.

Bouc: Fascinating story!
Euphemia Bouc: It's bad enough to be married for one lifetime. To be side by side for eternity is inhumane.
Bouc: Why must you be so cynical, Mother? People build towers to love in song and stone as if cooing over a pair of dark eyes will save them from pain.
Euphemia Bouc: If anything, it will double it.

Hercule Poirot: After Katherine, I became whatever it is I am now. I was going to be a farmer...

Andrew Katchadourian: Who told you?
Hercule Poirot: I am Hercule Poirot. I do not need to be told. I have eyes and they see. A brain and it thinks. It now thinks somewhat poorly of you.

Marie Van Schuyler: I don't approve of this interrogation. I mean, who are you to question us?
Hercule Poirot: I am the working man. The skilled laborer, the hero of your own economic fairy tales.

Marie Van Schuyler: You accuse me now of murder?
Bouc: Oh, no, he accuses everyone of murder.
Hercule Poirot: It is a problem, I admit.

Salome Otterbourne: Monsieur Poirot, if I put a bullet in everyone who took a potshot at me for not keeping to my place, the world would be littered with dead white ladies.

Rosalie Otterbourne: I've had a chance to observe you. Wanna know what I make of your character?... He is obsessive, is vain, is smug, is lonely for a reason. A detestable, tiresome, bombastic, egocentric little freak.

Hercule Poirot: I am sorry you have become so wealthy.
Marie Van Schuyler: Ah, nothing I can't fix.

Salome Otterbourne: I wish I'd never got to see you work...

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Murder on the Orient Express

Hercule Poirot: Two perfect eggs this time, no?... I blame the chicken. Why do hens lay eggs of different sizes? It's not you, mon ami.

British Military Escort: How did you know it was him, sir? From just a tiny crack on the wall...
Hercule Poirot: I have the advantage... I can only see the world as it should be. And when it is not, the imperfection stands out... like the nose in the middle of a face. It makes most of life unbearable. But it is useful in the detection of crime.

Mary Debenham: You're the detective, Hercules Poirot?
Hercule Poirot: Hercule Poirot. I do not slay the lions.

Caroline Hubbard: One thing about train travel, you're always knocking into somebody.

Caroline Hubbard: Travel is fine for spicy food, mosques, meeting men. But eventually, you just miss your own bed.

Edward Ratchett: Dogs on the table. Most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

Edward Ratchett: Are you insulted?
Caroline Hubbard: Hmm. Disappointed. Some men have a good look. All they have to do is... keep their mouth shut, and they can take home any prize they want. Still, the mouth opens.

Bouc: ...And yet, the best things on the train are not food. You know there's something about... a tangle of strangers pressed together for days on end, with nothing in common... but the need to go from one place to another... then never to see each other again. Boredom plus anonymity plus a... constant, gentle rocking.

Bouc: Are you still enjoying your Dickens?
Hercule Poirot: Very much, mon ami.
Bouc: You know, with your books and your capers, you are missing out on romance.
Hercule Poirot: Romance never goes unpunished.

Bouc: You are the only one who can bring justice!

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Hercule Poirot: I have elected to take the case... and find for my friend, Monsieur Bouc, the criminal.
Gerhard Hardman: And why you?
Hercule Poirot: My name is Hercule Poirot... and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.

Hercule Poirot: You do not trust your god anymore... since your surprise?
Pilar Estravados: No, in case He is busy.
Hercule Poirot: God is always busy.

Hercule Poirot: If it were easy, I would not be famous.

Mary Debenham: To a man with a hammer, every problem is a nail. You live crime. You see evil every day.
Hercule Poirot: Not so. I see enough crime to know that the criminal act is the anomaly. I believe it takes a fracture of the soul... to murder another human being.

Hercule Poirot: You tell your lies... and you think no one will know. But there are two people who will know. Yes, two people. Your God... and Hercule Poirot. It is time to solve this case.

Caroline Hubbard: You're an awfully clever man.

Hercule Poirot: Yes. I am the detective. Could you please straighten your tie?

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Death on the Nile (2022)