31 окт. 2018 г.

Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 3×1


Paula: Wow.
Rebecca: I know, my hair is dark, so I look evil, but I'm wearing white, which is ironic.

Rebecca: First, I asked myself, what type of revenge, or as the French say, révenge... Actually, the French don't say that, the word for revenge is vengeance, but that sounds like a cheese or something.

Rebecca: My révenge is deceptively simple and devious. It's a tactic that has been used by victims of injustice throughout human history... I'm speaking, of course, of coprophagia.... It's poop. It's poop stuff.

Rebecca: The root of this idea is I have figurative crap on my face, and he's crap. So he deserves to eat it.

Paula: I love it. But maybe we just, I don't know, toss around some other ideas. There's got to be something else in that... very big brain of yours.

Rebecca: If I'm gonna have fake sex with fake Josh, it has to feel real.

Heather: Brutal, but true. Huh, trutal.

Paula: This is so fun. You and me, plus the law... we are unstoppable.

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Boy Wonder

American Horror Story. Apocalypse


8×5

Cordelia: In two weeks time, at the rise of the Blood Moon, you will take the test of the Seven Wonders...

Myrtle: You know the Alpha is a child's tale, a lullaby impotent men tell flaccid little boys to make them believe one day they'll be something special! Time and time again, history has shown the hubris of men knows no bounds. Have we learned nothing from Attila the Hun, Herod the Great, Mark Zuckerberg? Men make terrible leaders!

Myrtle: Mallory did not just heal the wounds. She undid them.

Moore: I'm not jealous, Behold. I'm afraid.

Miriam: Doesn't seem fair, does it? You get to a point in your life and... There are so many things left to do, -- and so little time left in the hourglass.

Miriam: They may be wizards, but they're not exactly wizzes.

Ariel: I for one can't wait to see those bitches squirm with a man in charge. Finally on top, where we belong...

Cordelia: No. There can be no doubt. You are the next Supreme.

Misty Day: It's not Louisiana mud, but... it'll have to do.
Cordelia: What is it?
Misty Day: Lipton's.

Misty Day: I could smell the sweet rot of a decaying soul, but I've never smelled anything quite like him. I don't know how to describe it. To me... he wore the perfume of death.

Behold Chablis: If eavesdropping paid money, I'd be richer than Amazon.

Madison: What's so special about this place?
Cordelia: It's where it all began.

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30 окт. 2018 г.

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)


Thomas: So, what is your plan?.. Semira, you always have a plan. This little mise-en-scene you're performing has a purpose. I am not a mind reader. Kindly do an old vampire the courtesy... of telling him why he's been invited here.

Varga: We do not need Selene to destroy him. I am more than capable.
Semira: No, Varga, you are merely adequate. It's fortunate that we're not forced to rely on your skills for our survival.

Varga: I think you should...
Semira: Don't think, Varga. You'll hurt yourself.

David: It's strange to lose someone you feel like you never really knew.

Selene: It seems it's the curse of every parent to disappoint their child.

Selene: My time is done.
Ω Sorry, Selene. But no. No way.

Semira: You see, information is power. And I collect it with a passion.

Selene: There is no beginning. There is no end. There is only becoming.
Ω Told ya.

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The Tam Turbulence

The Big Bang Theory 12×4


Amy: Who's Tam?

Bernadette: So, are you actually engaged to this woman you just met?
Raj: Yeah.
Penny: Tell us the truth. Did she get you pregnant?

Amy: I tried to ask him about it, and he invoked section three, article five of the marriage contract: beeswax comma none of your.

Penny: We should check her out a little. I looked online. She doesn't have an Instagram, which means she's either 80 or something's wrong with her.

Howard: All right, got his enemies list. Ooh, he updated the interface. You can search by first name, last name or length of grudge...

Anu: Oh, please. Getting into impossible places is my superpower.

Bernadette: She can get into any restaurant, but the best husband she can find is Raj?

Howard: Why did you and Sheldon stop being friends?
Leonard: What did you do?
Raj: And don't worry, even though we just met you, we think you're right and he's wrong.

Howard: So, he was your best friend growing up? Were there no other kids in Texas?

Sheldon: Wait. "Snarky comebacks..." Oh, here we go. "You have your entire life to be a jerk, why not take today off?"

Sheldon: Howard, today is your lucky day. Leonard's out, you're my new best friend... Well, I'm not thrilled about it either, but here we are.

Sheldon: ...Can you believe it?!
Amy: No. I'm-I'm shocked and outraged. Now, tell me why I'm shocked and outraged.

Sheldon: I just want you to know that, um... I forgive you.
Tam: I didn't do anything.
Sheldon: And yet, here I am, still being the bigger man.

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29 окт. 2018 г.

Winner

Better Call Saul 4×10


Kim: No. I'm not doing that. Pick something else.
Jimmy: Yes, you are singing that with me.
Kim: I'm not doing "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Jimmy: You know, you don't sing that with me I sue you.
Kim: Okay, well, I'll just sue you right back.
Jimmy: Then I double-sue you.
Kim: That is not a thing.
Jimmy: Well, it could be, you know, once my full powers are unleashed.

Jimmy: Pick a good one. Not from this decade.

Jimmy: McGill and McGill, the brothers McGill... I'm a lawyer... And you're lawyer. Two lawyers. How 'bout that?... M&M. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Jimmy: Hey, you got to tell Howard, uh, to add another "M" to the firm 'cause it'll make it more symmetrical. And people love symmetricality.
Chuck: I can't argue with that.

Jimmy: ♪ The winner takes it all ♪
Chuck: ♪ The loser has to fall ♪

Jimmy: How'd it look?
Kim: How'd it feel?
Jimmy: Felt like I looked sad.


Mike: This is on me. I'll fix it.

Jimmy: My point is that maybe someone who's been in trouble, someone who doesn't have a perfect record, you know, who's made mistakes and faced the consequences... maybe she brings something that the others don't. I think that deserves real consideration.

Jimmy: ...And I'm not just talking about the scholarship here. I'm talking about everything. I mean, they'll smile at you, they'll pat you on the head, but they are never, ever letting you in. But listen. Listen. It doesn't matter. It doesn't because you don't need them. They're not gonna give it to you? So what? You're gonna take it. You're gonna do whatever it takes. Do you hear me? You are not gonna play by the rules. You're gonna go your own way. You're gonna do what they won't do. You're gonna be smart. You are gonna cut corners, and you are gonna win... They're on the 35th floor? You're gonna be on the 50th floor. You're gonna be looking down on them. And the higher you rise, the more they're gonna hate you. Good. Good. You rub their noses in it. You make them suffer. You don't matter all that much to them. So what? So what? Screw them! Remember... the winner takes it all.

Lalo: Michael... Is that you?

Mike: I'll take care of it.
Gus: Are you sure?
Mike: Yes.

Mike: There will be a story, an accident... This I swear.

Kim: Chuck wrote a great letter. It's not just the words, though, you know? It's how you read them.

Jimmy: I did lousy in school. I lacked ambition. I always cut corners. I mean, for me to live up to the standards of Charles McGill... I mean, look at me. I'll never be as moral as him. I'll never be as smart. I'll never be as respected. I'll never be as good as Chuck... But I can try. I can try...

Jimmy: God, I could see the Matrix, you know? I was invincible. I could dodge bullets, baby.

Jimmy: And you were right. You were right. It was all about Chuck the whole time.

Jimmy: Oh, and, sweetheart, I'm gonna need one more form... a DBA... because I'm not gonna be practicing under the name McGill, so...
Kim: Wait. Wh... Wait. Jimmy, Jimmy, what?
Jimmy: S'all good, man.

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The Problem with a Poo

South Park 22×3


Mr. Hankey: Kids, the song's called "Deck the Halls," not "Let's All Suck Balls." Now, come on, kids.

Eric: Why do we have to do this now?
Stan: Yeah, It's not even Halloween yet.
Mr. Hankey: Restoration Hardware put up their Christmas decorations two weeks ago, all right?!

P.C. Principal: That's right, kids. Many women today make the choice to have children without a man in their lives. They can have their eggs fertilized by an unknown person's sperm in a lab. In today's society, it is wrong to just assume that a pregnant woman had intercourse with a man. St-Students at this school need to be careful, because it can be offensive to asks questions like "Who's the father?"

Strong Woman: That's my water breaking. Not a big deal.

Mayor: I'm talking about what you tweeted last night. "The city council members are a bunch of pussy-licking Islamists."
Mr. Hankey: Oh. Oh, geez. Did I say that? Listen, if you're tired and you can't sleep, do not take Ambien.

Mr. Broflovski: Look, I'm sorry, but I learned a long time ago that if you defend poop, you get stained.

Mr. Hankey: You! You're the son of a lawyer. You have lawyer blood inside your veins! You can help me with my defecation lawsuit, Kyle!

Doctor: Yes, cute, little buggers, aren't they? Three boys and two girls.
P.C. Principal: I think it's wrong to force gender specification upon them at this young age.
Doctor: Funny. That's exactly what their mother said.


P.C. Principal: Doctor, would it be possible for me to hold the PC Babies?
Doctor: I'm sorry. That's only for the mother and father. Though, according to the vice principal, the father doesn't even exist.

Citizen: Hey! Hey, careful! You're upsetting the PC babies!
Mr. Hankey: The PC what? Listen! Christmas season means peace on earth and good will towards men. Uh, uh, look, what is the holiday season about? It's about loving each other,
right? Loving and... What?! What are they crying about now?
Sometimes, PC Babies don't even know what they're crying about.
Mr. Hankey: Well, then tell the babies to shut the fuck up! Who the fuck brings a goddamn baby to a Christmas show anyway?!

P.C. Principal: They're so strong... like their mother.
Strong Woman: They're so PC, like... whoever their father is.

P.C. Principal: Can they ever know that I'm their dad?
Strong Woman: We did the most un-PC thing imaginable. Think about what that would do to them. We can never let them know the debaucherous, sickening circumstances that brought them into this world.

P.C. Principal: Then, I'll just try to be the best principal to them that I possibly can.
Strong Woman: And I'll be their strongest vice principal, and hopefully... the world will calm down and not do anything to upset them.

Major: No good-byes, Hankey. You just need to go. We've already called you a "Poober."
Mr. Hankey: A Poober... They have that? Oh, you mean Lyft.

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28 окт. 2018 г.

Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate

Rick and Morty 2x8


Rick: Every hospital claims to have the best doctor in the galaxy. It's like those pizza places that claim to have the best pizza in the world.

Beth: We're worried about Jerry.
Rick: Well, you're 39 years too late, or, you know, however old he is. Is he— Is he 50?

Jerry: Hi, honey, so, here's the thing— These guys— They want to completely remove my penis and use it as an alien's heart. And we just need you to sign off on it.

Jerry: I can't leave now. Everyone hates me.
Beth: Unfortunately, there's no surgical procedure that can fix that.

Rick: It's cool. It's fine. It's gotta be from an alternate reality, right?

Jerry: All I wanted was for everyone to like me...
Beth: Jerry, remember that time you left a comment underneath that YouTube video and someone replied and called you a dumbass, so you replied and told them, "it takes one to know one," and you stayed up all night hitting "refresh" on your browser waiting for them to reply and then you fell asleep crying?
Jerry: I remember it differently.
Beth: This is like that. You can't make people like you. You just have to wait for hating you to bore them.

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Katie Girls

This Is Us 3×3


Jack: You can pack your things, and I'll get you settled someplace new. Or you can stay, and I'll kill him. One way or another, this ends right now.

Kate: What's that word that they use when they talk about Daniel Day-Lewis?... Gravitas. Kev. Kev had gravitas.

Randall: At Kevin's premiere, some regrettable utterances were... uttered.

Zoe: How-how are you so good at finding the, um, essence of people?
Terry Gross: Oh, I guess I'm a curious person, and I try never to underestimate people.

Kevin: How in the hell can I know so little about my dad's time in Vietnam?
Zoe: Well, it sounds like he didn't like talking about it.
Kevin: It's weird, that I would never just ask him any questions at all?
Zoe: Not really.
Kevin: You would have.
Zoe: ... Probably.


Rebecca: Do you... do you have a dream?... Sorry. Is that a stupid question?
Jack: No. No, I-I just... No one's ever really asked methat before. Um... Right now, I-I... I just want to make sure my mom is okay. Get her settled at her friend's place and then, I don't know, um, a decent job, a wife, family, a house that feels nothing like the one that I grew up in... That a stupid answer?

Beth: I don't think I can get him through this again.
William: Sure you can. You're the bass.
Beth: I'm the what now?
William: It's the quietest instrument in the jazz quartet. The solo gets all the glory, but the bass holds down the root.
Beth: Yeah, but everybody remembers the trumpet.
William: Yeah, but people who really listen, they hear the bass.

Jack: I was in a war. And a lot of people got hurt. So I just don't think it's really a fun game to play, is all. That make sense to you?

Zoe: Writing "Vietnam" was a nice touch.
Kevin: Yeah. Well, it works when they do it on Homeland.

Kate-17: Too bad it's never gonna happen. Because nothing ever works out for us. We're always under that black cloud. Remember?

Toby: You're gonna be an octomom.

Rebecca: There's someone else. And I know next to nothing about him. He was in Vietnam. Uh, his home life seems really messy and sad. His dreams are nothing like mine. I think that he would be good to me and support me, but I have no way of knowing for sure because I don't even really know him. We've spent all of four hours together. But... I have a feeling.

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27 окт. 2018 г.

Upgrade (2018)

Asha: You want to print a pizza?
Grey: You wanna make a pizza?
Asha: Seems like a lot of work.

Grey: Here's the thing, kid. I'm not looking to restart my life. I'm looking for the off switch.

Grey: So I'm not insane?

Stem: Let me know if you need my help, Grey.
Grey: Stem, help.
Stem: I need your permission to operate independently.
Grey: Permission granted.
Stem: Thank you.

Grey: Really?
Cortez: Yeah. Did you hear anything about that?
Stem: Don't look away. You're showing her you're lying.

Stem: Alcohol impairs the signals from your brain. You will not be able to walk properly.
Grey: I know. That's why they can charge money for it.
Stem: It does not make sense that humans deliberately malfunction.
Grey: Yeah, that's because your memories are filled with ones and zeros, pal, and our memories are filled with every fuck-up we've ever made.

Grey: I have money. What I don't have is time.

Grey: Excuse me, hacker formerly known as Jamie, what is a 'while'?

Stem: I cannot allow us to be killed.

Fisk: I didn't ruin your life. I gave you a gift. I inducted you into my race. The Upgraded.

Stem: I did pick you, you should be honored.

Stem: A fake world is a lot less painful than the real one.

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What's My Motivation

The Good Place 1×11


Chidi: I don't know what I love more about our morning hardboiled egg routine— the eggs or the routine.
The Real Eleanor: Um, actually, this morning, there's a little surprise in yours.
Chidi: "I love you." How cute. I love you too, egg.

Chidi: You wanna talk about eggs again?

Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.

Neighbor: What can you possibly say to us that'll make up for your actions?
Eleanor: Pobody's nerfect?

Janet: I love you. Also, interesting sidenote, I think I might hate things now, too. So far, it's genocide and leggings as pants. This is nuts.

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26 окт. 2018 г.

Gringo (2018)

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Chidi's Choice

The Good Place 1×10


Jason: Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.
Tahani: What are you talking about?
Jason: I'm ranking my favorite "Fast and the Furious" movies. You said you wanted to know who I am, and this is the best way to get to know me.

Jason: My name is Jason Mendoza. I'm from Florida. And I'm a professional amateur DJ.

Chidi: Don't pressure me, Uzo. I have to consider all the factors. Athletic strategies, the fragile egos of my classmates, and gender politics. Should I pick a girl as a gesture towards women's equality, or... or is that pandering? Or do I think it's pandering because of my limited male point of view? I'm vexed, Uzo, vexed.

Eleanor: There are way more things I hate about Chidi than like about him.

Eleanor: I do love you, but I think more in a best friend afterlife savior kind of way.

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25 окт. 2018 г.

A New Beginning

The Walking Dead 9×1


Rick: Who is that grumpy face?
Judith: You get a grumpy, little face.
Michonne: ... He has a happy face, too.
Judith: There's going to be his big tummy.

Rick: Be... safe.

Gabriel: Intelligent design.
Anne: The de-evolution of man. I like it.

Maggie: It's weird, honestly. The rebirth of democracy... by that guy. Who'd have thought?
Carol: Meanwhile, I live with a King...
Michonne: But it works, right?
Carol: People seem to like it. But there's something about a vote...

Rick: We're looking to the past to help us with the present.

Rick: It's different now. We give what we give willingly.
Daryl: How long's that gonna last?


Daryl: Pretty soon, it's gonna be more than a day's ride from one spot to another.
Rick: Well, it's on us to figure out how to make it work.
Daryl: Man, there ain't no "us" anymore. Everyone's everywhere.

Rick: We're not together because things have changed.
Daryl: Mm-hmm. The thing is, you changed them, Rick... But I get it.

Michonne: Maybe we need an agreement between all the communities, like, "This is what we believe, this is how we treat each other, and this is what happens when we don't."
Rick: Yeah. It's good. It feels like the right time.

Rick: Charter? Not Constitution?
Michonne: Charter.

Maggie: You want to lead this place? You can't even murder someone right.

Maggie: They surrendered. We didn't kill 'em. That's it.

Maggie: ...you told me that soon, you'd be the one following me. But you didn't. 'Cause I wasn't someone to follow. That changes now...

Maggie: It'll be dark soon. It's time to put the children to bed.

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A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

Young Sheldon 2×3


Sheldon: When you said God gave his son to the world, did you mean Earth or the universe?

Sheldon: What if an octopus Adam and Eve brought sin to their world? Would they be saved by a human Jesus or an octopus Jesus?

Mary: That's your fault for having a hangover.
George: Or it's God's fault for putting Sunday morning after Saturday night.

Pastor Jeff: Oh, and tell Sheldon I spoke to my seminary professor, and the official ruling is: God would appear to the octopus aliens in octopus alien form and save their eight-legged souls. Praise Jesus!

Mary: How could that possibly be true? How could a better place be anywhere than at home safe with her family?

Missy: Chocolate chips for breakfast and pizza for dinner? I'm loving Dad.


Sheldon: Can I help? Maybe I could provide a fresh perspective.
Mary: I don't think so, baby.
Sheldon: ... Did you know that if gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball?
Mary: I did not.
Sheldon: Also, if gravity were slightly less powerful, the universe would fly apart and there would be no stars or planets.
Mary: Where you going with this, Sheldon?
Sheldon: It's just that gravity is precisely as strong as it needs to be. And if the ratio of the electromagnetic force to the strong force wasn't one percent, life wouldn't exist. What are the odds that would happen all by itself?
Mary: Why are you trying to convince me to believe in God? You don't believe in God.
Sheldon: I don't, but the precision of the universe at least makes it logical to conclude there's a creator.

Sheldon: Well, there are 5 billion people on this planet and you're the perfect mom for me. What are the odds of that?

Adult Sheldon: I don't like sharing credit, but I knew in that moment it wasn't the appropriate time to say it.

Pastor Jeff: ...And Jacob said: "For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved."
Sheldon: Is this an appropriate time to mention that John 1:18 says, "No man hath seen God at any time." Who's right? Jacob or John?

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24 окт. 2018 г.

Fell On Black Days

Mr. Mercedes 2x7


Brady: Maybe I'll... pay you a visit. Maybe I'll... open your skull.

Babineau: Who are you to him?
Lou: Just a girl that he stabbed, you know? Makes us pretty intimate. He's... been inside me in a way that nobody ever has.

Pettimore: What are you so terrified of?
Bill: Brady Hartsfield is the flea on a rat's dick at the dawn of the Black Death. He's a pestilence. You don't fuck around with it. You get rid of it as far away from people as you possibly can or you'll regret it every day for the rest of your life. Does that clear it up for you?

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The Procreation Calculation

The Big Bang Theory 12×3


Penny: If we moved, we'd probably just get a loft downtown.
Leonard: Really? I always figured we'd get a place with a yard.
Penny: Oh, sure, yeah, that makes sense, so you could shoot hoops and mow the lawn?
Bernadette: How are you two married?

Howard: Enjoying your book?
Bernadette: So much.
Howard: Why do you keep poking at it?
Bernadette: Fine, I'm shopping on my phone.

Bernadette: ...I also tell people I only feed the kids organic. It's just stuff you say.

Penny: I am pretty spiritual. I do go to yoga, so...
Leonard: Great, so your church is Our Lady of the Stretchy Pants.

Raj: I used to have a long list of what I wanted from a wife. Uh, eyes like Sandra Bullock, hair like Sandra Bullock, and the bravery of Ryan Stone. That's Sandra Bullock's character in Gravity. But now, I-I just want someone nice.

Anu: How would you feel if I didn't change my name?
Raj: A little hurt, but you wouldn't know, because I'm too nice.


Bernadette: You only think you don't want kids, but once you have kids, you'll realize that you did want them.
Penny: Or I don't want them, so I won't have them, so back off.
Bernadette: Aw, you sound just like me before I became a mom and learned what the meaning of love was.

Sheldon: Well, I, for one, applaud Raj's decision to forgo emotional attachment and find a life partner by bowing to a 3,000-year-old authoritarian tradition.

Sheldon: You're awfully quiet.
Leonard: Sorry.
Sheldon: No, I like it.

Sheldon: Grape Nuts for breakfast, quiet car ride, things are really breaking my way today.

Anu: I guess if we're going forward with this wedding, we should talk about the next steps.
Raj: Oh, like themes and flowers?
Anu: Actually, finances and taxes.

Raj: No, I can't do this... Th-There's something you may not know about me 'cause, you know, we've only met once, but... I'm a hopeless romantic.

Raj: I-I do want to settle down, but... this isn't the story that I want to tell my grandkids.

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23 окт. 2018 г.

Could It Be... Satan?

American Horror Story. Apocalypse


8×4

Michael: Bless us, Dark Lord, for these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy infernal bounty, through the power of Lucifer Eternal. Nema.

Michael: You didn't really kill your first husband, did you?
Miriam: No. I killed my first three husbands. You might as well learn this now. If something isn't working, it's best to just cut the cord. And I'll make sure the insurance policy's up to date.
Michael: That's evil.
Miriam: Hell, yeah. I'm a devil mama.

Miriam: Hail Satan.
Michael Langdon: Not quite. But I appreciate the sentiment.

Mallory: I don't know what's going on.
Madison: Bad news, bitch. You're back from the dead.

Myrtle Snow: I always thought the world would end with fire and ice, not witches and warlocks.

Ariel: A level four would mean a warlock that is categorically as powerful as the female Supreme. He would be the one we call the Alpha.

BD Wong: Scrying is the ability to see things in a reflective surface. Messages, visions, prophecies...

BD Wong: Salire per spatium. The ability to transport yourself instantly throughout physical space.

BD Wong: This final test requires an understanding not only of magic, but of nature. Stiricidium...
John Henry Moore: Molecules of water are all around us. Change the weather inside this room, and turn the water into snow.

John Henry Moore: We should be afraid. You can't corral the darkness.

Ariel: Don't be afraid of Michael. Be afraid of the status quo. Be afraid to do nothing. We have an obligation to our kind, to our future, to see if he can rise and lead us to our rightful place...

Zoe: ...But one thing's certain. Nothing is immutable when the will of a strong woman is applied.


Myrtle Snow: Did you say this was a boy, as in male?

Cordelia: In all recorded history, no man has ever approached the level of Supreme. Men are simply not equal to women when it comes to magical ability.
Myrtle Snow: Not to mention everything else.
Cordelia: Testosterone is a known inhibitor. It impedes access to the ethereal realm.

Chablis: Of course it's the black girl you leave behind. I see you, Ms. Supreme.
Cordelia: You don't know what you're talking about. Queenie was missing. She traveled to Los Angeles and never came back. I knew something awful had happened to her. Her life force just vanished. So I went searching for her. And when I found out she was trapped in the Hotel Cortez, I went immediately to bring her back from that monstrous place. And I had no illusions about it being easy. The Cortez is a place of evil. A hell mouth.

Ariel: You're just a scared bigot.
Cordelia: Scared of what?
Ariel: Of the Alpha. Of a man rising to the level of Supreme. Of an end to ages of female dominance. I'm telling you, that time has come.

Queenie: Gin. This is the 56,433rd hand I've won in a row.
March: Only amateurs keep score.

March: Solitaire it is.

Madison: Who are you? Huh? You're not even the star of your own hell! You're a nameless day player in my eternal suffering.

Cordelia: I'm fine. The air in here, it's...
Myrtle Snow: The fetid stench of unwashed boy. Makes Bourbon Street smell like Chanel No. 5. I can't bear it another minute.

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A Boy and a Priest

South Park 22×2


Randy: Oh, that was a great one, Nelson. Salvation in a little boy's mouth... I'm gonna post that one for sure.

Father Maxi: Stop defending me! There's things you don't know!
Butters: But it's not your fault.
Father Maxi: Yes, it is. It is my fault! Why?! Because I knew! All right?! I knew... Years ago, when bad things started coming out about the Catholic Church, I went to Vatican, and I... I found out that the problem was worse than anyone even thought. I thought I could help fix it, so I kept my mouth shut. I thought there was a cancer in the Church that we could get rid of. But the Church is the cancer. It's not about a few bad apples. There's only a few good apples, and I'm clearly not one of them. So just stay away from me!

Randy: Boring. Dumb. Stupid. Good, but dated in its view of gender norms.

Priest: The church took care of everything, just like it always has from the beginning... "Thank you for cleaning up all my cum."

Father Maxi: Today, I'd like to talk on the subject of penance. The penitent have deep remorse, but for true penance, we must be humble enough to admit that the Lord's forgiveness is undeserved.
Randy: Kind of like how getting raped by a Catholic priest is undeserved.

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22 окт. 2018 г.

Big Trouble in Little Sanchez

Rick and Morty 2x7


Summer: Wait, what?! Vampires are real?!
Rick: Yes, Summer, vampires are real. Who knew? Oh, right, all humanity, for hundreds of years, now.

Summer: Well, what are we going to do?!
Rick: We're gonna live our lives until we die. Possibly by vampire. More likely auto accident or heart disease, but possibly vampire.

Rick: I probably could turn myself into a teenager and hang out in the zit-covered, hormone-addled, low-stakes assworld that is high school. But here's my reverse-ask— Why in the fuck would I ever do that, ever?

Jerry: Clearly, I didn't know it was about vampires, because I wasn't paying attention, which you would know, if you ever paid attention to me!
Beth: Oh, here we go, right to the victim role.
Jerry: Am I a victim, Beth, or am I married to a mean, unfair monster that always hurts me?!

Beth: Read it and weep, bitch.

Rick: What up, my Helsings? Who wants to hunt a vampire? Ha ha ha!

Rick: Don't short-sell yourself, Summer. You got everything it takes.

Morty: Man, who would've suspected Coach Feratu?..

Tiny Rick: And who can have fun with this old bastard hanging around, huh? Wubby lubby doob doob! Tiny Rick!

Tiny Rick: All right, everybody. This next one's coming straight from the heart. Making the lyrics up right off the top of my head...

Glaxo Slimslom: What the hell kind of relationship do you have?!
Jerry: Oh, right, blame this on us.
Glaxo Slimslom: Okay, uh, I can and I am! Your demonized mythologizations of each other are cooperating.

Glaxo Slimslom: You have the single worst marriage I've ever witnessed. It shouldn't exist! You should never, ever, ever, have gotten together and I do not understand how, or why, you would ever stay together.


Morty: Get your shit together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit, so it's together... And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it o-or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do! You just gotta get it together... Get your shit together!

Summer: Listen to it, Tiny Rick. Listen to Elliott Smith. Feel what he's feeling.
Rick: Ugh! Noooooooo! God! Oh, god, what is life? How can someone so talented die so young? What is being young? I'm not young. I'm old. I'm— I'm gonna die.

Rick: There's a set of diodes on the vat's control panel, a blue one and a red one— Oh, god, what kind of world is this?— I didn't ask to be born— I need you to connect the blue one to my left temple and the red one to— Why doesn't anyone really like me?

Jerry: Good old Beth! The mind of a robot and the heart of an insect!

Jerry: I had a feeling that, in your mind, the ideal version of me is one smart enough to see you as... a goddess.
Beth: Not such a stupid worm now, are you?
Jerry: Honey, when it comes to the subject of your ego, I'm Stephen fucking Hawkinson.
Beth: Ugh, it's— Never mind. I love you.

Rick: I learned, today, something important— The teenage mind is its own worst enemy.

Rick: Grandpa's back, baby!

Jerry: Huh! Sounds like our stories were connected by a theme.
Rick: Not really, Jerry. Probably a cosmetic connection your mind mistakes for thematic.
Jerry: Oh.
Rick: Old Rick! Ruinin' everything!

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A Philadelphia Story

This Is Us 3×2


Beth: You know, rejection letters don't typically weigh three pounds.

Kevin: Ah, I know where you're coming... I'm the king of casj. Okay? Casj, like "casual," okay? I'm not the king of Cashmere... Although that's a lie, I am the king of Cashmere. I am. I'm not ashamed of it.

Toby: The idea of you and me making a mini you and me makes me and-- mini me very excited.

Toby: I guess you're right. Some things are best kept between a husband and his wife and... his Lyft driver.

Toby: ... I'm a heroin addict.

Rebecca: Even if it's old and too small and doesn't get enough light, and there isn't any room to grow basil, it's... it's our house.
Jack: Okay, so we're just gonna stay there forever?
Rebecca: Sounds pretty good to me.
Jack: Me, too. Yeah, I just wanted to hear you say it.

Randall: Fixed the light.
Chi Chi: I see that... One down, 8,000 to go.

Randall: This stuff's always complicated for me... Just where I fit in. How I come off to certain people. It's either I'm trying too hard or I'm not trying hard enough. I can never get it right...

Randall: She said she was the only one who could pass on a piece of Dad?

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21 окт. 2018 г.

Wiedersehen

Better Call Saul 4×9


Lalo: That asshole was so proud of his beautiful Spanish... his books, his antiques. But when it burned... it all smelled like shit.

Lalo: That's a Salamanca!

Lalo: Same old Hector. Just wants to kill everybody.

Jimmy: This time next week, I will once again be James McGill, Esquire...

Jimmy: Unexpected bonus of the drop-phone business. It turns out, it's great for client development. ... Sooner or later, every last one of those idiots... is gonna need an attorney. Of course, they all know me as Saul Goodman.

Jimmy: ...Our powers combined. People would pay top dollar for us to undo a potentially life-ruining sentence.
Kim: I think we should only use our powers for good.
Jimmy: What are we considering good as of 9:06 p.m. tonight?
Kim: You know what? It's like Potter Stewart said... we'll know it when we see it.

Jimmy: ... Okay, fine. Yeah, "We'll know it when we see it." I like it. It's a plan I can get behind.

Gus: Is everything to your liking?


Lalo: I'm just shitting you. You would be crazy to go up against Eladio...

Jimmy: How did it go? "The only indicium of reliability sufficient to satisfy... constitutional demands is the one the Constitution... actually prescribes: Confrontation." It's classic Scalia! I can't help but think about victims forced to confront their assailants in open court. But on the other hand, the Sixth Amendment is pretty controlling... I'm sorry. I just... I get rolling on constitutional questions.

Meg: Mr. McGill, what does the law mean to you?

Jimmy: Our legal system is complicated, and sometimes it could feel capricious... but it's the closest thing to real justice that we've got. And for it to work, it needs vigorous,
passionate advocates. Helping my clients, you know... arguing on their behalf... that's the best thing I've ever done.

Jimmy: Credit where credit is due... The University of American Samoa. Go, Land Crabs!

It was a question of sincerity.
Jimmy: A what?!
Some members of the committee found you somewhat insincere. You're free to apply again next year.

Jimmy: Don't tell me I can appeal... because once the board hears the word "insincere," I'm screwed. How do you disprove insincere?!

Jimmy: There you go. Kick a man when he's down.
Kim: Jimmy, you are always down.

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...I Lose Myself

Fear the Walking Dead 4×16


Althea: Where are my tapes? Where's my van? Where are they?

Morgan: Got to do this on my own.

Morgan: I will get to Alexandria. I will meet you all there... hopefully with her.

John: There are some fish in this world just won't be caught, no matter what you dangle in front of them. You could go after them, sure... My gut tells me just to leave them be.

John: I know who you are. Doesn't matter what your name is. I know you... Doesn't take a whole day to recognize sunshine.

Morgan: I don't kill.

Martha: That's what you get for helping people. You made them weak, Morgan.

Sarah: Let's stir up some beef.

John: You're the strongest person I know, Morgan. Whether we're here or not, you're still gonna be you.

Victor: Just when I stopped trying to drink myself to death... I succeed.

Morgan: Ethanol... that's just a fancy word for alcohol, right?

John: Charlie, you know this is a one-time deal, right?
June: She was poisoned, John.
John: I know. Just don't go getting poisoned again till you're at least 21.

Morgan: Don't know if any of you are out there. Don't know if any of you are listening. But if you are, hang in there. We're coming for you.

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20 окт. 2018 г.

Deadpool 2 (2018)


Deadpool: Don't worry. You're not going to die. Although these will kill you.

Deadpool: I'm merely a vessel for the Lord... Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!

Deadpool: Let's see Captain America do that!

Deadpool: I know what you're thinking. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now... and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7...

Dopinder: Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
Deadpool: I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.

Wade Wilson: Oh, my God! I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!... Oh! And I want our kid to have only one name. Like Cher or Todd.

Vanessa: Hey. Look at me. You are not your father. .....
Wade Wilson: But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Wade Wilson: No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa: Baby, that's Empire.

Deadpool: Is it just me, or does Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen... sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl?... And nobody fucking realizes it.

Deadpool: George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again... Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie...
Dopinder: Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is...
Weasel: Uh, uh, uh...
Dopinder: ...still with us.
Weasel: We do. We'll always have Bowie.

Deadpool: Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Buck: You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. According to the...
Weasel: Kubler-Ross.
Buck: Yeah. According to the Kubler-Ross model... denial is just one of the five stages of grief.
Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! No more speaking lines for you.

Althea: Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living.
Wade Wilson: Thank you... Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.

Althea: Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we?... Wade? Wade?!
Wade Wilson: I'm right here, Althea. And that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

Wade Wilson: There's gotta be some way to die. I just need to die harder. Trademark Fox.


Colossus: Now, some ground rules while under our roof. "Rule number one. No killing... anyone ever, no matter how bad. Rule two. Label everything in refrigerator..."

Colossus: I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, Colossus. Just trying to be the world's best X-Man. Sorry, X-Person.

Deadpool: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s.

Deadpool: Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now!

Colossus: Wade! What was first rule?
Deadpool: Label everything in the refrigerator!
Colossus: Do not escalate!
Deadpool: Rules are meant to be broken!
Colossus: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
Deadpool: Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man.

Russel: I wanted to be a superhero. Always wanted a real super suit.
Wade Wilson: What happened?
Russel: When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?
Wade Wilson: Never.
Russel: The industry discriminates.
Wade Wilson: Fuck superheroes.

Deadpool: I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits.

Deadpool: What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?

Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I'm Batman.

Deadpool: So, you're from the future. I have three questions then. One, is dubstep still a thing? Two, do people still homebrew? And three, does Dopinder ever find love?
Cable: ... Dubstep's for pussies.
Deadpool: You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?

Deadpool: You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.
Weasel: A team of highly-skilled motherfuckers. I'm talking about some Ocean's 14-shit. Rogue Two. John Wick 3, but with the original director.

Deadpool: Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman.
Weasel: Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

Peter: I'd like to go home.
Deadpool: And I'd like... the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true.

Deadpool: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!

Deadpool: Hands off that kid, John Connor!

Deadpool: I guess family really is an F-word...

Cable: Ugh. Is that really necessary?
Weasel: No. It's his "Basic Instinct."

Deadpool: No offense, but if you know so much... why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.
Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.
Deadpool: Well. That's just lazy writing.

Deadpool: Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed.

Deadpool: I bet 50 years from now, we're bestest buddies.
Cable: 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma.
Deadpool: Boom! Spoiler alert. Planets...

Cable: Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

Russell: What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
Juggernaut: "Let's fuck some shit up" is my legal middle name.

Juggernaut: I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass!

Deadpool: Go get him, tiger! Big CGI fight coming up!

Colossus: That's how we do it in Mother Russia.

Deadpool: Please, just don't leave me. I don't wanna die without an audience... Oh, God, I hope the Academy is watching.

Wade Wilson: Is this heaven?
Vanessa: It is now.

Vanessa: It's pretty fucking awesome over here. I can have anything I want.
Wade Wilson: Can every day be International Women's Day?
Vanessa: It is heaven.

Cable: I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.

Deadpool: I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you.

Deadpool: No, no! No! No more!... No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.

Deadpool: What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome... one pinch of courage... a cup of good luck... a dab of racism... a splash of diabetes... and a wheelbarrow full of stage four cancer? Answer: a family.

Deadpool: If there's anything you take away today... other than the need to Google, "What the fuck is dubstep?"... it's that we all need to belong to someone.

Deadpool: Walk away! Just walk away!
Peter: But we're X-Force!
Deadpool: Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives... to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist.

Deadpool: All right. Maximum effort.

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...Someone Like Me as a Member

The Good Place 1×9


Michael: I don't even know what to offer. I mean, what do you get somebody who wants to eat a unicorn?

Real Eleanor: ...And then at night, it was pretty classic torture. Uh, flying piranhas, lava monsters, college improv, and there was always jazz music playing.
Eleanor: Ugh, I hate jazz. Every jazz song is like 40 minutes long. It's like, we get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John.

Trevor: I can't believe you thought you could pretend to be Real Eleanor. She's like a perfect ball of light, and you're like a... wet pile of mulch. Someone made a person out of wet mulch and leaves and, like, dead slugs, and that's you.

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19 окт. 2018 г.

Bleed for This (2016)

Vinny: You're drunk.
Kevin: No, I'm hungover. There's a huge difference.

Kevin: You can't brawl at this weight. You have to box. You have to defend.
Vinny: Yeah, my offense is my defense.

Kevin: Listen to me, some hits you aren't being tough by taking. So, when I say "stop," you stop.

Vinny: How much time?
Doctor: How much time, what?
Vinny: How much time until I can fight again?

Lou Duva: This whole thing's a machine. When the machine runs, it feeds everybody. When it's down, when it ain't running, nobody eats. You understand? The machine, it don't stop for nobody. Not for me, not for Don King, not even for you.

Vinny: It's a gamble. Yeah, I know that. But, look, if there was a time to roll the dice, this is it.

Kevin: You just don't know how to give up.
Vinny: No, I do. Trust me, I do. I know exactly how to give up. You know what scares the shit out of me, Kev? Is that it's easy.

Kevin: You put me in a hell of a spot, you know that? Had to decide if it'd be worse to watch you kill yourself or help you do it.
Vinny: That's, like, the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Vinny: No, this is what I do. And I don't know how not to do it.

Vinny: Yeah, well, the boxing world looks shiny from the outside. It's filled with promises that... Most of them turn out to be lies. You can't rely on anyone. ...

Reporter: So, what would you say the biggest deception was? What was the biggest lie you were told?
Vinny: It's not that simple.
Reporter: Why not? No, that's the biggest lie I was ever told. "It's not that simple."

Reporter: What's not simple?
Vinny: Any of it. All of it. It's how they get you to give up. They say, "It's not that simple, Vinny."
Reporter: So, what's the truth?
Vinny: That it is. That if you just do the thing that they tell you, you can't, then it's done. And you realize it is that simple. And that it always was.

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Most Improved Player

The Good Place 1×8


Michael: .... Did you ever take off your shoes and socks on a commercial airline? And socks?
Eleanor: Ew, who would do that?
Michael: People who go to the Bad Place, Eleanor, that's the point. And unless I can figure out a compelling reason to keep you here, you will spend eternity with murderers, and arsonists, and people who take off their shoes and socks on commercial airlines.

Michael: There's no such thing as a mistake in this realm. And yet, you are, somehow, a mistake. I mean, you're a giant chunk of spinach in the teeth of the universe.

Eleanor: ...Which means Jianyu's gone, you might be gone, and all three of us are royally forking forked!
Chidi: This is terrible. What am I supposed to do if he asks me?
Eleanor: I don't know. Kant would say that lying in any scenario is wrong, so if Michael asks you if you killed Janet, you should say yes. On the other hand, snitches do get stitches.

Eleanor: I just want to say, once more, for the record, that this whole good/bad system is bullshirt. There should be a medium place for people like me who kind of sucked, but in, like, a fun, chill way.

Trevor: This is the 3:18 to the Bad Place, making thousands of stops for literally no reason. Now, you'll notice it's very hot in here, and it will get one degree hotter every time you think about how hot it is... Oops. You just thought about it.

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18 окт. 2018 г.

Who Is America? #1.7

Billy Wayne Ruddock: CNN, the Communist News Network, put out a myth which was called Vaginal-gate...

Lt Erran Morad: To infiltrate Antifa, we have to know how to walk and talk, eat and even smell like a liberal.

Lt Erran Morad: How long do you cook quinoa for? ... Nine minutes. What is the recommended rear tire pressure of the Nissan Leaf? ... 35. There is a television show here... Girls. There is a lead actor called Lena Dunham. She is a liberal... They like to use this as a code word. They say, "Ah, what's your favorite episode of Girls?" ... You don't have to learn all of it. Learn one. Season two, episode shalosh.

Lt Erran Morad: So, let's do introduction. You pretend to be liberal. Go.

Lt Erran Morad: Describe the typical clothes of the lesbian. .... 37% of lesbian dress like Charlie Chaplin... Why, we don't know.

Lt Erran Morad: Okay. Convince me you are a lesbian.

Gio Monaldo: And he's obsessed about what happened the night with the wife. And he wants you to tell him.
O.J. Simpson: What wife?
Gio Monaldo: The one you shot.
O.J. Simpson: Well, first of all, she wasn't my wife. We had been divorced and separated for two years.

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The Wedding Gift Wormhole

The Big Bang Theory 12×2


Howard: You're not a real married couple until you can pee with the door open and she's okay with it.

Bernadette: I heart New York. Aw, the baby's gonna love throwing up on this.

Sheldon: None of the sci-fi shows I watch are dumb.
Amy: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Okay, Westworld.

Amy: Maybe it's something simple.
Sheldon: Like Leonard and Penny... We just need to think like them... What gift can I get us to express how grateful we are to have us in their lives?
Amy: Way to make it simple.

Sheldon: Staying up past my bedtime and solving mysteries? Who knew married life could be this good?

Sheldon: Howard, I don't often say this, but, good, you're here...

Bert: Of course I know what it is. It's a silicon dioxide crystal, otherwise known as quartz.
Sheldon: Are you sure?
Bert: Am I sure? Is basalt a mafic extrusive igneous rock formed by the rapid cooling of magnesium and iron-rich lava? Yeah, I'm sure.


Stuart: I think it'd be best for both of us if I pretend to get a phone call and just walk away.
Raj: Yeah, that would be best.

Sheldon: But why would it be in the lost and found box?
Amy: Because we were lost, and then we found each other.
Sheldon: It makes perfect sense!

Sheldon: Open it up. What's inside?
Amy: Nothing. It's empty...
Sheldon: Of course. Our life together is just starting, and they want us to fill it with our memories.
Amy: This might be the best wedding gift ever...
Sheldon: ...They also left us a pair of sunglasses because our future's so bright!
Amy: They thought of everything!

Raj: I want you to arrange a marriage for me. I'm just so tired of being single...

Dr. Koothrappali: I can't just call up some girl's dad and make her marry you. It's-it's not 2015 anymore.

Penny: Are those words?
Sheldon: No. It's a secret code that you two get to figure out together.
Amy: Hint: it's based on Sanskrit, but not the Sanskrit you're thinking of.

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17 окт. 2018 г.

Romans

Castle Rock 1×10


Henry: How much doubt... is reasonable? Well, folks... if I had to choose whether or not to take someone’s life... and that is the choice before you today, make no mistake... I don’t think any amount would seem reasonable. Now, me, I had to kill someone, I’d need it etched in gold and signed by God Himself. So I ask... how much doubt are you folks comfortable with?

Molly: Henry? Why Henry? He...
The Kid: Because he hears it, the sound. I think it’s some kind of door from one world to the other.

Molly: Ruth, Alan’s dead.
Ruth: I know that. I’m the one who shot him. But he’s also alive... other times. It’s just zigs and zags, forks in the river, always changing, always the same. Alan’s dead, Alan’s alive... Been here before, be here again. You and me on the bridge.

Molly: Ruth, please. Let’s just go home.
Ruth: Oh, you always say that. Every time.

Matthew: "For the wages of sin... is death."
Henry: ... Romans.
Matthew: Romans. 6:23.

Henry: ...To go out to the woods with him.

Warden Porter: Warden Lacy was right. He’s the fucking devil.

Daria Reese: Wherever you go, there’s bloodshed.

Daria Reese: Why wait for another one?
Henry: ... Phone call.


Henry: I need you to take Wendell to Boston... And from there, just keep drivin’. Start over. Somewhere warm. Virginia. Mexico... Just... get away from Castle Rock.

Henry: Who are you?
The Kid: Same as you... a victim.

Henry: Truth doesn’t change; it’s just truth. Pure. But justice? Well, that looks different, depending on what side of that invisible line you’re on.

Henry: Everyone in this town has some sin or regret... some cage of his own making.

Henry: "It wasn’t me, it was this place." That’s what we say. But that’s a story, too. It doesn’t change a thing. Maybe something turned you into a monster. Or maybe you were one all along... Doesn’t matter. You’re here now... this is who you are. This is where you live. This is where you’re from.

The Kid: After a while, you forget... which side of the bars you’re on... That’s what Warden Lacy used to say.

Local: I don’t get the title. "Overlooked." Who’s overlooked?
Jackie Torrance: Backstory. You know? Ancient history. It’s family history...

Jackie Torrance: I’m actually headed out west on a research trip next month. Best place to finish a book is where it started. I read that somewhere...

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A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

Young Sheldon 2×2


Paige: Do you know if he'll be doing a full color octet calculation with matrix manipulations?
Sheldon: I do not.
Paige: Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?
Sheldon: No.
Paige: Well, do you know anything?
Sheldon: I know you're in my spot!

Sheldon: I don't like surprises.
Dr. Sturgis: Neither do I.
Sheldon: Then why did you do it?
Dr. Sturgis: Some people like surprises.
Paige: I love surprises.
Dr. Sturgis: Did you enjoy this one?
Paige: Yes.
Dr. Sturgis: A 50% success rate! Not bad.

Meemaw: I'm thinking it might be jealousy.
Sheldon: No, that's not in my nature.
Meemaw: All right, let's go through all the emotions...


Mary: Don't you understand what this means?
George: Rather than me feel dumb, how about you just tell me?

Dr. Sturgis: Did you know that there's a type of vanilla flavoring derived from the anal glands of the North American beaver?

Dr. Sturgis: Did you know "ani" is also acceptable as the plural of "anus"?

Dr. McCoy: The release of emotions, Mr. Spock, is what keeps us healthy.

Sheldon: Dr. McCoy was an idiot.

Sheldon: Now, since we'll be spending a few hours together, I've created a list of activities to keep us occupied...

Paige: You actually believe in the multiverse theory?
Sheldon: Very much so. It's the most elegant interpretation of quantum mechanics.
Paige: So you really think there are an infinite number of universes?
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking believes it, so, yes, I do.
Paige: Well, if there are an infinite number of universes, I think that theory's dumb in all of them... This is fun.

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Терри Пратчетт — Я надену полночь (4/4)


&  – Я сказала, что у тебя нет врождённого дара. Он не дается просто так. Ты его заслужила, потому что упорно трудилась и страстно его желала. Ты вынудила мир дать его тебе, и цена, как обычно, оказалась высока. Приходилось слышать присказку: «Награда за рытьё больших ям – ещё большая лопата»?

&  «Прекрасный день для похорон», – думала Тиффани, глядя в узкое окошко замка.
     В такой день не должно быть дождя, он навевает слишком мрачные мысли. Лично она старалась на похоронах не очень печалиться. Люди рождаются и умирают, но жизнь продолжается, и мы должны их помнить. Это как смена времен года – за летом обязательно явится зима. Ничего плохого в этом нет. Разумеется, люди плачут, но слёзы нужны тем, кто остался, ушедшие в них не нуждаются.

&  – Как говорится, чем меньше сказано, тем быстрее забудется.

&  – Вы верите в удачу?
     – Я верю в то, что не нужно верить в удачу, – ответила Тиффани. – По правде говоря, ваша милость, в определённые моменты вселенная становится к нам ближе. Это странные моменты – когда что-то кончается и что-то начинается. Они опасны и могущественны. И мы способны их почувствовать, даже если не понимаем, что это такое. Такие моменты не обязательно хорошие, но не обязательно и плохие. Фактически, всё зависит от того, кто мы есть.

&  – Нет, – ответила Тиффани. – Моё владение. Моя ошибка. Моя проблема.
     – И неважно, насколько трудная?
     – Именно!
     – Ну что же, не могу не одобрить твою приверженность принципам и желаю... нет, не удачи, уверенности!

&  – Недавно я мечтала изменить прошлое. Увы, это невозможно, но зато я могу изменить настоящее так, чтобы оно, когда станет прошлым, превратилась в такое прошлое, о каком не стыдно вспомнить.

&  – Учеба – это поиск ответа на вопросы «Кто ты есть? Что ты есть? Где ты находишься? Чего ты стоишь? В чем ты мастер? Что там за горизонтом?» и вообще на все. Учеба – это способ найти своё место в жизни.

&  – Всё со временем становится на своё место. Главное, сделать первый шаг. Ты сделала верный первый шаг.
     – Будет и второй? – спросила Тиффани.
     – Нет. Всегда будет другой первый шаг. Каждый шаг будет первым, если он делается в верном направлении.

&  – Мисс Тиффани, ведьма... не будете ли вы столь добры, чтобы ответить: как звучит «любовь»?
     Тиффани посмотрела ему в лицо. Звуки битвы подушками стихли. Птицы перестали петь. Кузнечики в траве перестали тереть ножками о крылья и тоже замолчали, глядя вверх. Даже земля немного пошевелилась, когда сам меловой великан (возможно) вытянулся, чтобы лучше слышать. Весь мир затопила тишина, и рядом с ней остался только Престон, который всегда был рядом.

  ... И Тиффани сказала:
     – Прислушайся.”

&  Очень важно знать, откуда мы пришли, потому что если не знаешь откуда ты, то не знаешь где ты, а если ты не знаешь где ты, то не знаешь и куда идёшь. А если ты не знаешь, куда идёшь, то, скорее всего, идёшь не туда.


16 окт. 2018 г.

Proximity

Mr. Mercedes 2x6


Brady: Let's think about that. If, while asleep, the machinations of the mind are complex enough for you to be having a dream within a dream, all the while factoring actual conscious obsessions, is it any wonder the line between reality and fantasy sometimes gets a little blurred?

Brady: It doesn't make much scientific sense for me to be able to control the actions of other beings from my hospital bed, does it, Kermie-Wormie? That would make me rather Godlike and you a pretty dumb shit to be picking a fight with the almighty.

Ida: You know it's rude to turn away when someone's talking to you, right? Especially when that someone is me.

Ida: Here's my question... How fucked up do you want to be?

Holly: So, I looked up the message that the dog killer left. It's "occupandi temporis." It's "seize the moment." Um, some people use it interchangeably with "carpe temporis," but others use "occupandi" specifically because "occupandi" means more to occupy, to inhabit.
Bill: So you think Brady's inhabiting people? You're worse than me.

Babineau: All right, listen to me, Brady. We are both on the same side, okay? I'm your "get out of vegetative state free" card.

Montez: I believe in God. You know, like heaven and shit. I figure when someone dies, you can still connect with them. I still talk to my mother. I know she can hear me. But with a dog... it's all about, like, the eye contact and the touch. When a dog is gone, I don't know, it's like the most gone there is.
Bill: Yeah, that's why I got a tortoise. You know, figures to outlive me, so I don't have to concern myself with talking to him in heaven or any of that.
Montez: What do you mean, like a turtle?
Bill: I mean like a tortoise. I don't care for turtles.

Montez: Who'd be so depraved to stab an innocent dog?!
Bill: Another reason for the tortoise. Yeah, they got the hard shell...

Holly: An acquaintance? What acquaintance? Like, a "none of my business" acquaintance or a work-related acquaintance?
Bill: Jesus balls! Are we married now?
Holly: Oh, "Jesus balls" yourself. Your vulgarity doesn't work on me anymore.

Lou: You know what they say, that nobody's really gone, right, even after they die? That, like, they live on in the people that they leave behind.


Cora: Do you know what the most terrifying thing in the world is?... Success.

Bill: So the official line to anyone who tells me I'm mad is that I'm gonna ride the madness out just a little bit longer before I start flirting with ways to get rid of it.

Jerome: There's a world that nobody talks about, a world that lives under the surface of what we say is the world, you know?
The fuck you talking about?
Jerome: This world, i-it's the blood, the oxygen, the air, you know, the lower G.I. system, the things we can't see, but it's actually really keeping us alive.

Jerome: Harvard's lies and... and whole subtext language, that's the complete opposite of what's leaving people's mouths... It's actually fucking designer labels and $100,000 cars and people calling me "bro" and "homey" and "yo" just 'cause they swear that they're cool or they're on some sort of hipster-friendly wave or... or this whole post-modern meta-pseudo "I'm not really racist but I'm actually fucking racist." It's fucking... It sucks. It really sucks.
Bill: ... You lost me at subtext.
Jerome: It's just cold and empty.

Holly: If there's one thing I learned from my mother, the hardest thing about parenting is knowing when not to.
Bill: The fuck does that mean?

Bill: You know, modesty, I admire. False modesty, not so much.

Cora: I wish that we could help you...
Bill: You need to wish harder.

Cora: I know a man on a mission when I see one, and I do not want to be that man's mission.

Bill: Olly olly oxen free. That's what we used to say as kids when we were playing hide-and-seek, trying to get people to come out. Olly olly oxen free. Come on out, Brady.

Bill: I don't know if it's a... it's a life, but it's a start.
Ida: It's a start.
Bill: There's no sex in it for ya.

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Inshallah

Jack Ryan 1×8


Cathy Mueller: What you got there?
Jack Ryan: Fascinating, 10,000-word Puff piece on the origins of Shiite sectarianism.

Jack Ryan: It is bizarrely not as insane to be at the CIA at 4:00 a.m.

Cathy Mueller: And for the record, I think your scars are kind of badass.
Jack Ryan: You should hear my fake stories about how I got them in the State Department.

James Greer: Stay calm, stay together. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

James Greer: Jack, you did good. Real good. For an analyst.

James Greer: You saved that kid's life.
Jack Ryan: We'll see...

James Greer: A wise man once said, "Never move anything into an office you can't carry out in one box."

Jack Ryan: So, you gonna make me guess?...
James Greer: Moscow. Deputy chief of station.

James Greer: I went to pray the other day for the first time in a long time. It was good. In fact, it was really good. And I was struck by the words of the Prophet, "No man is a true believer unless he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself."

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