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Money Heist 5×10

Coronel Tamayo: I don't give a shit what you're planning to do with the fucking gold. Because I won't even try to find it. One of them will tell me where it is... Do you know why? Because whoever tells me is gonna get a completely new life. Prison for life or... life restored. One of you is gonna make today the happiest day of your life.

El Profesor: You don't get it, Tamayo. What you believe to be the end of the game... is actually only just the beginning.

Tokio: Maybe Berlin and Palermo knew how to get the gold out. But the real impossible challenge was something else...
El Profesor: We know how to get the gold out. But how do you get out without handcuffs?

Palermo: Anything else you wanna say?
Bogotá: I'd like to say "hi" to my kids.
Palermo: Take it away, big guy.
Bogotá: My incredible kids, Emilio in Venezuela, Julián in Mexico City, Erik in Iceland. Hanna in Finland... Ivanna in Odessa. A kiss to all of you from your papa.
Palermo: That was very moving.

Denver: And step two?
El Profesor: THE CASINO. See, financial markets are pretty much like a gigantic gambling house. You can bet on anything. On the New York Stock Exchange rising, on wheat dropping, or on a country collapsing. You can place your bet and win so much money, and it's perfectly legal.

Denver: Are you telling me that my life depends on placing a fucking bet, Professor? On the market tumbling or not tumbling? What if it doesn't?
El Profesor: It always happens this way, Denver... It's the very nature of the system. It's designed to do that automatically. And it's predictable.
Denver: You know what's predictable? Going through a tunnel. Because you get in one side and you get out the other. That's predictable. But this is beyond our control.

Coronel Tamayo: Denver, you're going to be the first one...

Alicia: Where the fuck do you hide 90 tons of gold, Benjamín?

Coronel Tamayo: This could be your new identity... Three million euros for a new start, financial freedom. You could buy a house with a jacuzzi, throw some nice little parties... In the country of your choosing. And also a lifetime allowance of 25,000 euros a month at the expense of the Government of Spain. A premium pension... What do you think?

Coronel Tamayo: I know it's fucking tough, but you don't even have to say it out loud if you don't want to. All you have to do is write down what it is that...

Coronel Tamayo: Just a simple answer for a life of freedom...

Coronel Tamayo: "Add the fingers on your hand to the toes on your feet... Plus your cock and your balls, it adds up to 23."

Gobernador del Banco de España: We don't have the backing of the Bank of Central Europe. They're very skeptical... about how to manage the crisis.
Coronel Tamayo: And what does... does that mean?
Gobernador del Banco de España: Minister?
Minister: They'll let us fall apart.

Coronel Tamayo: I need you to understand one thing, or I'll smash that little head of yours. You won't have an autopsy. I'll tear you apart, punch after punch in front of your girlfriend. And I won't stop until you tell me where the gold is or until you die because either I win or no one does.
El Profesor: And what if you're wrong about what it means to "win"?

Coronel Tamayo: So this is the grand finale, the last abracadabra, huh?

Coronel Tamayo: You are still right about one thing. I don't really know how I can win. So maybe both of us have to lose.

Raquel: Let me ask you... After the Royal Mint of Spain heist, how long did it take you to start thinking of this one?
El Profesor: Hm. Forty-eight hours... Maybe 24.

Martínez: No matter how tough things get, they still love each other.

El Profesor: The harder it is to follow something and the more it takes to reach it, the more you believe that what you're going after is real.

Río: We have to think positive.
Bogotá: Here we go, the classic positivity of idiots. Take a look around you, Rio. How many clips do you guys have? I mean, if you wanna think positive, I guess we can try to take them down with some good old kung fu, then we escape and catch a train home. Positive thinking is the downfall of civilization.

Gobernador del Banco de España: Everything I just told you, multiply it by ten.

Alicia: Now what do we do? Should we go, "One, two, three," then we all kill each other?

El Profesor: It's part of the plan.
Raquel: A part of the plan I don't know?
El Profesor: Not every secret should be told in bed.

El Profesor: Martín. What is a country's gold?
Palermo: Its wealth?
El Profesor: No. It's... an illusion.

El Profesor: I'm a thief. Son of a thief. Brother of a thief. I hope someday to be the father of a thief... No one can reject their nature, Tamayo.

El Profesor: Colonel, it's time for you to face it. This is checkmate.

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Lo que se habla en la cama

Money Heist 5×9

Tokio: The silver lining in really fucked-up situations is that they can only happen once. You only get killed once. You only lose the love of your life once. You're only robbed of the greatest treasure anyone has ever stolen once. But the fact that all these things only happen once doesn't make them less painful.

Tokio: It's as if a javelin was hurled through your chest. And at that point, when you can barely breathe from all the anxiety, you have two options, accept defeat or fight. The Professor chose to fight...

El Profesor: Someone stole the gold.

Raquel: People talk in bed, Sergio. Including you. ... That's what people do. They open up in bed and reveal secrets that put other people's lives in danger. Your brother did that, you did it, and so did I.

Tokio: That was the first time the Professor said something and nobody believed him...

El Profesor: Concentrating all day is really tough, right? It's exhausting, isn't it? You understand this little party you've organized is a symptom, a symptom of weakness? It shows you don't have what it takes to be focused all day like me.

El Profesor: You have to be on guard all day. The whole day on guard. You have to be on guard all day, clenching your fists, squeezing your fists, Bogotá. Tokyo, Helsinki, you have to keep your... your butt as tight as a drum. That's what you have to do. Understand, Denver? Keep your eyes open, like an owl. Stiff, vigilant, because they'll get you. As soon as you lower your guard a little. Any son of a bitch, any bastard out there who's actually spending their entire day being alert, they will get you.

Denver: Well, things are clearer now.
Mónica: Yeah?
Denver: Yeah. Yeah, because before having an orgasm, you... Well, there's a lot of noise in your head. But once you ejaculate, only one of two things can happen, either you want to get the hell out of there, or... or you wanna be with that person for the rest of your life.

El Profesor: If the gang leaves the bank, it's over. Everything would be lost. There'd be no turning back. But right now... Right now, we still have a chance. One in a million, but we might still have it.
Alicia: A chance to do what? A chance to do what?!

El Profesor: I love you a lot, Tokyo. A lot.
Tokio: I love you too. A lot... You know why?
El Profesor: Because of my style and the way I dance?
Tokio: Because you always make it to the end.

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La teoría de la elegancia

Money Heist 5×8

Berlín: My love, see [my illness]'s the best reason for us to stay together. Can't you see it? We're not weighed down by "For the rest of your life." The burden of every relationship. Our love is only about delight. Because it's vibrant, light, fleeting. And above all, hopeful. You know why? Because loving a person who's terminally ill always opens the path to the next love.

Berlín: You always play your best cards when you're trying to charm someone. But it's not easy keeping that flame alive.

Berlín: Tatiana, all my life I've been searching for the genuine in every single moment, in every decision I've made. And now you're leaving me with two of the most overused sentences in movie history? "We need to talk" and "Don't make this any harder"?

Coronel Tamayo: You don't know what those bastards are capable of. They're getting the fucking gold out right now!

Tokio: It was the primal roar of a handful of insignificant people who had managed to get 90 tons of gold out through a pipe. That accomplishment was a message of hope to the world. "There's nothing that's impossible."

Denver: Are they here?
Mónica: Yeah.
Denver: The ectoplasms?
Mónica: It's... It's not funny, Denver.
Denver: No, no, no, I... I wasn't joking. No.

Matías: I want a city name. ... Imagine if things go south here, and they arrest us. What will they say on TV? "They've arrested Palermo, Rio, Manila, Bogotá... and Matías Caño." Like I'm a fucking intern?
Palermo: Okay, so tell us what you have in mind, huh?
Matías: Pamplona.
Bogotá: Yeah... You nailed it.

Berlín: I wish you the best. You may go in peace.

Berlín: There it is. In your failure... is how a man is defined. Some people hide like cowards. Others face it. Some rebel against it, but without dignity. And other people can't help but to destroy everything in order to have another life.

Berlín: I swear to you... I don't have much time, but I'll squeeze every second, every second till its last drop. That's why now I want to help you... to pull off the heist of a lifetime. Before I die, you and I are going to rob the Royal Mint of Spain.

Coronel Tamayo: Someone tell me where the fuck is that fucking gold!

El Profesor: Someone's stolen the gold...

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Ciencia ilusionada

Money Heist 5×7

Coronel Tamayo: I'm ready for the final sprint. But I can promise you one thing... This is gonna be my last one. Call the army.

Alicia: Have a good night.

El Profesor: In a stormwater tank? What happens if it rains? What if it starts pouring rain that day? It would collapse, right? And then bye-bye plan, bye-bye your whole life, because of a simple fact that it started raining. Andrés, no, it's not science, it's... It's voluntarism...
Berlín: It's scientific optimism!
El Profesor: What are you talking about?
Berlín: It's hopeful science.
El Profesor: Who's talking here? The mind of someone planning a heist or the mind of a child? Come on.
Berlín: The mind of a child. And proudly so. I'm just like Peter Pan.

Berlín: No one can take away my enthusiasm, not you, nobody. Because only then, only when you're willfully immature, can you achieve great things. The sort... The sort of things that, uh, uh, mature people, serious people, could never achieve. No. No, they can't even imagine it because they're all too sensible!
El Profesor: And for those of us who have to think about what we do, is there anything solid? Anything? Because I'd love to... I'd love to examine it.

Palermo: We're gonna get the fucking gold outta here! We're gonna get the gold out.

Palermo: ..... I'll activate the pump. The pump will then start pushing the gold. And 91 minutes and 37 seconds later... our loot will have traveled across the 17,874 meters of pipe between the goldvault and point B, the space we commonly refer to as the "stormwater tank."
Berlín: And then, right in that place, there will be manna raining down from heaven!
Palermo: Sergio, am I crazy? Or do you see it too?

Palermo: Science shall not live on numbers and calculations alone, Benjamín. Have a little faith, no? And a little love too.

Palermo: A flow of 55,200 liters of water and gold per minute, brother. It's poetry. It's pure poetry.

Alicia: I thought if I ran fast enough... the sadness wouldn't catch up with me.

Alicia: Can we pretend... that you're a friend who came over to cook and see the baby? Because maybe this is the last normal day we'll have for the next 25 years.

Alicia: Don't get me wrong. I'm not your friend. And I never will be. I'll never be your friend. To me, this is a marriage of convenience. No? Don't you agree?

El Profesor: I'm not going to let... anyone else down during this heist. I'm not gonna let you down... So, uh, you'd better start getting used to this kind of situation. Because I'm not going to allow Victoria to grow up in a prison maternity ward.
Alicia: Okay, I guess I won't arrest you then.
El Profesor: Sounds good to me.

Bogotá: Heat of the moment, it's not important.

Bogotá: Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're looking at it wrong, okay? You should never, ever, in your fucking life admit you've been with another woman. ... If you're feeling guilty, fucking deal with it. Next time, don't think with your dick.

Bogotá: You're gonna keep your mouth shut. Even if she catches you naked in bed with the other woman. You just tell her that she's hallucinating. You keep quiet. Because once you've admitted it, then it's written in stone, like a signed confession to the police. And no one, my friend, no one can fix that.

Tokio: Deep down, Berlín and the Professor were very similar. They both devised their plans based upon a single powerful feeling... thrill. The Professor's "thrill" was to disguise the extraordinary as something completely mundane... Berlín's "thrill" was to believe that the impossible was possible.

El Profesor: With a pump this powerful, they'd hear the sound of the suction, or pumping, it'd be very easy to assume we're passing it through the plumbing. Why wouldn't the police be waiting?
Palermo: That's an excellent question, Sergio, and we've got the answer to that as well.
Berlín: And the answer is the difference between a cat burglar and us.
Palermo: The difference between being good and being a genius.
Berlín: And we only aspire to pure genius.

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Válvulas de escape

Money Heist 5×6

Tokio: ... just another name in that endless list of casualties where gold is the only survivor. Because while everything else decays, gold remains flawless.

Berlín: If in 20 years you're too scared to leave a prison like this, there's only one explanation. You're a coward.

Río: That... That's exactly our problem. We keep wanting to be the good guys. But in war, good guys don't exist.

Alicia: Shit! He's even in the fucking screen.

Marseille: Don't act crazy, Alicia!
Alicia: I'm not acting crazy... I am crazy.

Coronel Tamayo: We're gonna parade them around town like the corpse of fucking Che Guevara. The tears are gonna fill the streets.

Palermo: You still believe there's a right side?
Sagasta: I think the world is chock-full of fucking bastards. Politicians are absolute fucking bastards. But dictators are much worse. Soldiers like us are also big fucking bastards. But terrorists like you are so much worse. So here we are. Yes, there's right sides.

Palermo: I'm here out of love for a man and an idea. You loved your commandos. You and I both knew it was gonna come to this. And yet, we led them on to death. Maybe we did them a favor, I don't know. Or condemned them to something worse. But there are no right sides in the inferno, Commander.

El Profesor: Some people dream of bungee jumping. But me, I wasn't gonna die without robbing the Bank of Spain.
Alicia: You fucking narcissist, egocentric son of a bitch! God, I love being right.

Alicia: To shoot or not to shoot? What shall we do, Professor?

Coronel Tamayo: The first to tell the story is the one telling the truth.

Coronel Tamayo: And what if I don't fucking feel like it?
Alicia: If you don't fucking feel like it, I'll pull a Raquel Murillo. I'll switch sides, with all that entails.

El Profesor: I told you. Now you have no choice but to trust me.

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Vivir muchas vidas

Money Heist 5×5

Berlín: We should find her. That's exactly the talent we can use. I see it.
El Profesor: She's the most wanted person in Madrid. I don't think it's a good idea to involve such a decoy.
Berlín: Four people with guns. Three are killed, one is not. What else do you need? It's clear. That woman is a survivor.

Berlín: She got away like a queen, riding on the back of the police. Is it or is it not art?

El Profesor: Maybe. Maybe she's talented. She is talented. But that girl is too dangerous.
Berlín: Exactly right, that's why. Even more, she's got nothing to lose. That's exactly what we need.

Tokio: We spend our days working our asses off, wondering if we can turn on the heating or not. You? You spend your days breaking your back carrying those gas canisters. And me, I'm always looking for another shitty job. I want to enjoy you all the time.
René In that case, we need to rob something bigger. Because you don't just want money to buy things. You want money to be free. Freedom's expensive.

Tokio: That's what I want. Our freedom. Why should we have to settle for less? If we don't steal, our lives are stolen from us.

René Name a city. Somewhere far. I promise I'll take you there.
Tokio: Tokyo.

Manila: That's not you. That's not your life.
Tokio: It's a different life, but it's still his life too. We all have multitudes.

Tokio: What do you think you know about my life? Or about what I've done to get freedom?
El Profesor: I'll learn the only thing I need to know about you right now: Whether you're brave enough to be born again. To live again. To find another love. A family. It's a "yes" or a "no," and today's the day.

El Profesor: Welcome to the game.

Tokio: A lot of people believe we only find one true love in our lives. But what they don't realize... is you can have several lives.

Raquel: Professor, what was that?

Raquel: I don't know if you're open to suggestions but, um... I always liked Lucía.
Alicia: I don't know if she looks like a Lucía... She looks more like a Victoria. Victoria. I'm gonna name her Victoria. I'm gonna name her Victoria. Because this girl is gonna be victorious. And I'll be there by her side.

Benjamín: Everything you bought is pink.
Marseille: Yes. Pink because she's a girl.
Benjamín: So what she's a girl? First of all, there's no such thing as colors for girls or boys. Second, you're conditioning her. How do you know whether she's gonna feel like a girl, a boy, or whatever she feels like? She's not even a day old and you're already traumatizing her. Even the rattle you bought is pink.

Tokio: Río. Don't be so sad. Something ends today. But now is the first day of your next life... You've gotta live a lot of lives, my love. So many...

Tokio: Now, get going... because it's party time.

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Tu sitio en el cielo

Money Heist 5×4

Tokio: We thought we were at war so many times before this. But only because we didn't know what a war actually was...

Berlín: Rock and roll...

Berlín: Oh. There's one thing I forgot to mention... I don't have the slightest clue about what we'll find behind this door.

Berlín: You never know what you might find in a hidden security room.

Berlín: Jakov, emergency. We'll need three more minutes.
Rafael: I can't do it in three minutes either.
Berlín: Okay, okay, no big deal. If you can't do it in three minutes, you can take your time in prison.

Berlín: The adrenaline, the endorphins... You feel powerful, don't you, son?

Berlín: What I'm about to teach you is really the most important thing... There we go.

Rafael: How that fuck is that educating me?!
Berlín: Look at you. Only a true thief feels like he owns someone else's property.

Berlín: We'll be living every thief's dream: leaving the heist to applause, with people taking pictures of us. We'll be happy, relaxed, determined, and so in love. And above all, suspicion free.

Berlín: I never took you to play tennis... or to ride a bike uphill, or to go rowing someplace. Because doing those kinds of things wouldn't teach you anything you don't already know. But here you learn. If you really want something in life, you have to steal it from somebody else. That's the story of the world, my son.

El Profesor: You're the sexiest woman in the world, but I love you for your brains.

Marseille: Are you breastfeeding or should I bring a bottle?

Coronel Tamayo: What are you trying to do?
El Profesor: All I want is a fair war.
Coronel Tamayo: That doesn't exist.

El Profesor: Tamayo, you sent eight elite soldiers inside the bank. I have ten robbers inside. I think it's quite balanced. I don't wanna see any other movement.

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El espectáculo de la vida

Money Heist 5×3

Palermo: You executed him. Accept it.

Manila: There wasn't anyone who was trans. Back in those days, whenever a man was dressed up as a woman on TV, it was just a big joke, just for people to laugh. My dad would be the first one to crack up. But I forgive him now because, the truth is, I didn't have any role models, but neither did he.

Manila: I think the natural state of parenthood is just plain confusion. And at the end of the day, it's not about doing everything the right way. It's about loving.

Berlín: It'll be the perfect evening. Luxury cars, tuxedos, cocktails... classical music... and 12 kilos of gold.

Rafael: I'm sorry, I gotta say it. These pieces belong in a museum.
Berlín: Wait a minute. Are you calling this art? Really?
Rafael: Of course I am. These pieces are more than 1,000 years old. They're hand carved. They have Nordic mythology symbols. This is pure art!
Berlín: Any blacksmith could make this garbage! This is the coarseness of barbarians! Those people pillaged iconic pieces, extraordinary ones: Latin, Greek, Phoenician... And then melted them for their cups of wine, plates, amulets! We're giving the dignity back to this gold.

Berlín: Oh, for God's sake. We're the ones who are going to make art. This heist will be unforgettable...

Palermo: Pardon the soccer reference, it's appropriate for the circumstances. Sometimes, during the World Cup finals, you know which team is gonna lose by the look of fear in the players' faces as they sing the anthem. And that type of fear is what I'm seeing here, right now. But that's all about to change.
Denver: In soccer it's 11 against 11. We're ten against 10,000 without a coach.

El Profesor: Breathe with your diaphragm.
Alicia: What?
El Profesor: So... So you control the contractions. Breathe with your diaphragm.
Alicia: Now you're a midwife too?

Helsinki: We can't win this war.
Palermo: Ding, ding, ding! The bear from the Balkans gets it wrong again. We don't need to win this war. In fact, we're going to lose it... but at a slow pace.

Palermo: My boys and girls in red... We... We're the fucking dregs of society, a team with the biggest losers in history: trans, criminals, scumbags, gays, Balkans, Latinos... What the fuck can they teach us about losing? We know the terrible feeling of a slow defeat. We know it. So it's just another day as losers.

Palermo: I graduated as an engineer, but my vocation is a general in the infantry.

Palermo: We're gonna crawl through every nook, every corner, every fucking pile of rubble. We'll throw a grenade, then a second one, followed by machine-gun fire.
Río: This isn't a fucking Vietnam movie.
Palermo: Exactly, it's much worse. It's the defense of Stalingrad.

Palermo: This strategy is not mine, it's Vasily Chuikov's. We're gonna blast music so loud they won't hear our grenades fall, they won't hear the explosions. And what's better... they won't even hear their own radios.

El Profesor: Let us help you.
Alicia: I'm gonna give birth... alone. Same way my grandma did, and hundreds of other women throughout history. Like this!... Welcome to the spectacle of life!!!.....

Alicia: Logroño. You know more than him. How's my dilation?
Benjamín: Mm, I couldn't tell you.
El Profesor: Dilation is measured by touch.
Alicia: Let's see...
Marseille: What part of the plan is this?
Alicia: The birth plan!!!

Alicia: I don't go to the Philippines. I don't go to the Philippines! I actually liked my life. I like Madrid. And lamb chops. And the Puerta del Sol. And the corruption. And I'm not losing my fucking country because of you, asshole.

Río: ...we should kiss. For the first time.
Tokio: A first kiss only happens once. Maybe you don't get it. That's why it's called that.
Río: But I don't wanna give you a last kiss. I want another first kiss. The kind of kiss couples do when they get back together.

El Profesor: It's a breech baby.
Alicia: What? Now what?
El Profesor: You need to insert the hand... place the baby on your arm as if it were riding it, hold its mouth with your index and thumb, bring its head close to the breastbone, and then pull it out. There's no other way. And you need to do it right now.

Matías: All right, nobody moves! Head between your legs. Brace yourself with your arms. Like in a fucking airplane! We're gonna have some turbulence.

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¿Crees en la reencarnación?

Money Heist 5×2

Gobernador: No, this isn't good. The police see us as hostages. But to the army, we're collateral damage.
Arturo: What's that supposed to mean exactly?
Gobernador: That means they'll shoot anyone wearing a mask. Their priority is to kill them, not to rescue any of us.

Gobernador: Our task now is to defend this position using our intelligence.
Arturo: Defend? Like the Italians? Huh? Even though we have little Messi on our team? And Neymar? And Cristiano Ronaldo? No, Governor. We're not defending here. God no. We're playing tiki-taka!

Gobernador: A flamethrower, huh? Everything in this room is flammable and explosive!
Arturo: Don't worry, Mr. Governor. The barbecue's gonna be outside.

Río: Are you gonna cut the steel or flirt with me?
Tokio: I can do two things at the same time. Hell, maybe even three.

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El final del camino

Money Heist 5×1

Rafael: Well, it's not like our relationship has been ideal, Dad.
Berlín: Yes, but I forgive you.
Rafael: You forgave me, for what?!
Berlín: For being born. Your mother and I had an incredible relationship. Exceptional woman. And you stood in the way of our happiness. I wanted to take her to dinners, go traveling, make love to her in the most beautiful places in the world. And then you showed up and ruined it all. You were like a nuclear warhead. You completely destroyed our dreams.

Berlín: My love, the things that actually matter in life always come unexpectedly.

El Profesor: It's not the first time someone's threatened to shoot me.

Berlín: You want a boring life with schedules, meetings, emails, with those endless shifts that will completely exhaust your energy? Then give you a month-long holiday so you can get a glimpse of some freedom?
Rafael: You're gonna want a glimpse of freedom when you go to prison! In my job, you don't get killed or go to jail.
Berlín: Death is simply just a word, a priori. It comprises everything that doesn't exist. On the other hand, once you're dead, you won't remember you were alive.

Berlín: The things that are really important in life, Rafael, have a high price. Rebellion. Liberty. Ideals.

Alicia: Do you have any last words, Professor?
El Profesor: I'm sorry, Raquel. I'm really sorry, Rio. I'm so sorry, Palermo. I'm really sorry, Helsinki. I'm sorry, Manila. I'm sorry, Bogotá. I'm really sorry, Stockholm. I'm sorry, Denver. I'm really sorry, Tokyo. I'm really so sorry.

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El robo del siglo (2020)

Fernando Araujo: A philosopher said... that the greatest good for the human being is to find a vocation.A truth that is authentic for a person. A truth for which you can also give life.
Therapist: So it would be important... to hurry up to find that vocation.

Fernando Araujo: Strength is not opposed with more strength, but with more technic. I have said this a thousand times: we are not opposed to the strength of a superior rival, we use it instead.

Fernando Araujo: Mario, don't be offended by what I'm going to say, but do you know why you've been arrested so many times?
Mario: No. Tell me please.
Fernando Araujo: Because you steal little.

Fernando Araujo: I propose something to you. One robbery... colossal.

Fernando Araujo: We are 18 meters from being millionaires. Up here is Banco Rio.

Fernando Araujo: When someone commits an immoral act, like robbing a bank, the more you think about the side effects that it will produce with the greatest possible empathy and personal ethics, much better will be the consequent social reaction. This is how it is. Here no one will go hungry until the insurance is reimbursed. There will even be someone who will declare more than he had saved. There is no real damage here. The bank does lose, but people will be delighted. Balance...
Mario: In short, listening to you, anyone wants to be robbed, seriously.

Fernando Araujo: There are no impossible solutions. There are misplaced problems.

Fernando Araujo: No, it is not the money, no. Brecht asked what's worse — to rob a bank, or to fund it.
Therapist: You are justifying yourself.
Fernando Araujo: No. No... I am not a Robin Hood. It turns out that I am completely taken by this thought. I get up and go to bed, always thinking about the plan. I believe it is perfect.
Therapist: A plan, Fernando, starts to fail when its creator believes he has a perfect plan. That Brecht did not say.

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Plan París

Money Heist 4×8

Berlín: You think I don't love you? I feel it too. There's something between us, something... extraordinary, unique, marvelous. I know about love. I've been married five times.

Berlín: None of these women ever made me feel something remotely... similar to what I feel with you. Not even close. You and I are soul mates. But just 99 percent. Hmm? You know, I really like women. I like them a lot. And you like me too much. And what's that one percent against 99?
Palermo: Unless you're not brave enough to try it.
Berlín: That one percent is a tiny mitochondrion, but it defines my desire.

Berlín: Go away... so you can heal your wound. Sometimes distance is the only way to find peace. Adiós, my friend.

El Profesor: There's exactly... eleven meters and 68 centimeters of sandstone. Sandstone. You guys are Asturian miners.
Benjamín: The best ones.
El Profesor: What's that for you?
Benjamín: Nothing. Pick, shovel and grinder.
El Profesor: Minimum noise, maximum efficiency.

Helsinki: What do you know about pain, Palermo?
Palermo: Pain is like a loan. And no matter what you do, you can never pay back the debt.

El Profesor: And now comes the David Copperfield moment. How do we extract a person coming out of a van escorted by six vehicles and surrounded by police officers without... anyone... realizing?

El Profesor: The signal will be... "Good morning."

El Profesor: ... And that... is when our greatest illusion begins. Our David Copperfield moment.
— Who's this guy Copperfield?
Benjamín: The magician.
— Magician? Like Harry Potter?

Ángel: Colonel...
Coronel Tamayo: What?!
Ángel: Colonel. It looks like we've been... mislead.

Alicia: Don't move... Checkmate, you son of a bitch.

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Tumbar la carpa

Money Heist 4×7

El Profesor: You're in love with the plan, and he's simply in love with you.
Berlín: We're guided by passion, true, but you're blinded by hatred. Hatred for romanticism.
El Profesor: Well, maybe that's because one of the principal themes of romanticism is suicide. Andres, this plan is suicide.

El Profesor: I'm gonna explain what we'll be doing in the next 30 hours. We're gonna carry out a plan that anyone with common sense would think is completely insane. So how about we forget common sense?

Tokio: Is there a rule that forbids two soldiers from different sides from fucking? That's not treason, right? They should add it to the Geneva Convention. "Cease fire! It's time... to fuck!"

Tokio: When you're dealing with a fire and the fire's getting worse, you can only think about one thing... For your own freedom.

Benjamín: That's impossible, Professor!
El Profesor: It's almost impossible, but there is one possibility...

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5 minutos antes

Money Heist 4×5

Gandía: You're not into IT guys or kids.
Tokio: I set up this heist for him. What's the most someone's ever done for you? Give you a drill on Father's Day?

Helsinki: One day, you'll meet someone, and that will be love. But not this. You have to be open and brave because, believe me, it takes much more courage to be in love... than it does for war. And you... you're courageous.

Nairobi: You know what else is a really scary thing? Going home alone every night. But you all continue doing it. You grab fear by the hand, and you keep on living. Because we have to live! Gentlemen! We have to live until the finale!

Denver: You're my friend, and I respect your girlfriend.
Río: Ex-girlfriend.
Denver: Who cares? Ex or not, a friend's girlfriend is like a radioactive city. Do you understand? Even after 20,000 years, it's still contaminated land and you don't enter it, not even with the blessing of her ex or your dick in a hazmat suit.
Río: That's fucking bullshit.
Denver: No, it's ethics. It's ethics that should be sacred.

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Suspiros de España

Money Heist 4×4

Tokio: What's the plan, Professor?
El Profesor: He needs to be killed.

Alicia: If you're calling to negotiate, press one. If you're calling to surrender, press two. If you're calling to ask what I'm wearing, press the pound sign.

Tokio: What you can't see is usually more important than what's in front of you, and Gandía, who was about to fuck up our lives, was invisible.
     Things we can’t see affect our lives much more than we think.
     The things we can't see are the things we obsess over the most.
     We search for what we can’t see, and often we forget that even though something's invisible, it can still see you, and that's when you're in trouble.

Tokio: The most important moments are the ones that make you realize there's no turning back. You’ve crossed a line, and you're stuck on the other side now. And whether you like it or not, everything is about to change, so you hold on to the present, as if you could stop the disaster from coming.

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La deriva

Money Heist 3×8

El Profesor: A job can't be poisoned by an amorous relationship. Never. Never. It's not that hard to understand.
Berlín: You're so cute... A loose end, just one, will cost us our lives in there. Inside, our lives are at risk. You need to understand that. Dying is a possibility.
El Profesor: No, only if you make mistakes!
Berlín: No. No. That's the funny part. You're heading into absolute chaos and you insist on being in control. Chaos doesn't exist in a perfect plan. For God's sake, of course chaos exists! Chaos always intrudes on life.

Berlín: You don't need to make mistakes to get killed. How long do I have to live? Three years. What mistake did I make?

Berlín: Brother, you're clever. Accident. That's life's mystery. That's why it doesn't make sense to live like you do.
El Profesor: How do I live, Andrés?
Berlín: Without Tatiana. What I mean... Without enjoyment. In the end, that's the only thing that matters.

Berlín: We're here. At every step. Because some day, something will go wrong. It may cost your life... or even something worse. And on that day, you can't think that you are guilty of something you couldn't control. Do you understand? That's life. Enjoy it... until the party is over.

Tokio: Love is like two people on a seesaw. When one goes up, the other goes down. The balance is always fucked. Thanks to time, monotony, or because of people like me. The ones who only know one way to get rid of pain: by giving it back.

Bernardo: Colonel. It's a ferret. It's dressed as Dalí.

El Profesor: Palermo... this isn't a robbery... or a challenge to the system. This is war.

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Pequeñas vacaciones

Money Heist 3×7

Helsinki: Arturito?!

Tokio: Happiness is a lightning bolt. An exhalation, and then, you fall. When you've touched the sky, the fall is colossal.

El Profesor: I feel like I am betraying the gang. I'm disrespecting... the robbery. My brother could mix a relationship with all this, I can't. I find it impossible. I can't, Raquel. I'm a chess player. Bobby Fischer would've never faced Spassky with his girlfriend at his side.

El Profesor: I think the protocol can wait.
Raquel: No, tell me about it. Take it as... some kind of job training under pressure.
El Profesor: Very well. Point one. Dispersion. If we're located, we'll have twice the opportunities if we separate, and we have to do that... very fast.

Raquel: Be careful. If they catch you, I'll kill you.

El Profesor: And point two.... Point two. In the emergency bags, we have to bring money, a camouflage net, a thermal blanket, a gun... And water to survive at least 72...
Raquel: What's the name of point two? You give everything a name.
El Profesor: Epicenter. In everyone's mind, there's a fixed idea, which is the fugitive runs away. But we won't run away. We'll stay there. We will stay still, whatever happens, within a 500-meter radius of wherever we are detected.

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Todo pareció insignificante

Money Heist 3×6

Berlín: Love can't be timed! Love is to be lived.

Coronel Prieto: Luis, don't make the same mistake I did. If you have to drop a 20-megaton bomb on them, you do it! Just do it! Don't be afraid of the consequences! That's better than dropping small shitty bombs every two hours. Because these fuckers, if you aren't forceful, they'll shit all over you.

Nairobi: From the moment we came here, you've been guilt-tripping yourself. Stop that right now.
Tokio: You were all so fucking happy. Swimming in money, and now here you are. It's normal to give myself a guilt-trip sometimes, isn't it?
Nairobi: I'm going to tell you one thing. And you're going to brand it on your pretty forehead… You're a free woman. You're free to go to a party, you're free to leave an island, and you're free to leave the planet if you want. Understood?

Nairobi: Do you know who fucked it up first? The Professor. Yes. One doesn't need to know you very well to know you can't stand living on a desert island. What are you now? Bin Laden? Are you? No, you're Tokyo. And the second one who fucked up was Rio. He bought the phones. He couldn't help it and he called you. But do you know what matters the most? We aren't here to do you a favor… We're here because we're adrenaline junkies. We're adrenaline junkies!

Bogotá: Everything that's healthy is boring. Nobody invites their friends over to eat deliciously cooked artichokes. Because eating artichokes… isn't fun. What's fun is eating lamb with friends or grilled piglet. Or gathering 50 friends at a country house and eating a cow. That's fun. I'm sorry for the cow, but that brings people together. Meat unites, cows unite and artichokes… divide.

Alicia Sierra: We will do what Putin would do. Shoot first… and ask questions later.

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Bum, bum, ciao

Money Heist 3×5

El Profesor: A state can accept that they had to deploy the army on the streets. A state can allow you to go into the national reserve and steal the gold, but there's something they can't allow to happen. A state can't tolerate you getting to their secrets.

El Profesor: Because in those 24 boxes, there are the secrets from the Ministry of the Interior, Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Intelligence, and how they spend the reserve fund. The sewers of the state! All those things the system can't allow to go public, or they'd go down the drain where their own shit is hidden.

Palermo: Gay sex is the best in the world, and do you know why? It's obvious. Because there are no women.
Nairobi: You aren't homosexual, you're misogynistic.
Palermo: No, ma'am. Don't mistake misogyny with biology. They're facts. It's very simple. We, men, need to get rid of our poison. Every few hours, we need to boom boom. Later, we reject the body that we spilled it onto. It doesn't matter which body, we can't help but to reject it. Then, we say, "Ciao." Boom, boom, ciao.

Palermo: I'm going to tell you why, and it's controversial. That's because female sex is conditioned by procreation. In some way or another, you're looking for a man to exchange genes. To form a family, which is revolting. You have too many things in your head. We have only one. Ejaculate. That's why we do: boom, boom, ciao. ….
Denver: Look, your theory is fucking shit, but the rhythm is catchy.

Nairobi: We do everything with bubbles. It's addictive. Look at these! Golden seeds, Governor.
Gobernador del Banco de España: Miss, what you're doing here will bring countless consequences.
Tokio: That's the lesson: Nothing is free. Everything we do has consequences.

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Raquel: I would love to do a trip like this with you some weekend. I mean, without having to rob anything. Yes, it could be our honeymoon.
El Profesor: Yes.
Raquel: Well, for that we would need to marry first.
El Profesor: Well, I'm already living with your mother. Marrying you wouldn't be an issue.

Raquel: Hey… If you want to marry me, ask for my hand properly.

Alicia Sierra: I know you like to negotiate with policewomen. Aren't you going to ask me what I'm wearing?
El Profesor: I imagine maternity clothes.
Alicia Sierra: Oh, how old-fashioned you are! Are you one of those men who wear undershirts?
El Profesor: Actually, I am, but… Inspector, the classics never die. Don't you think? Alas, you can look like Pablo Escobar with an undershirt or like Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire.

Coronel Tamayo: Why did you tell her that?
Alicia Sierra: Because this is a card game, and I went all-in. And now they will be fucked for a while. And that's what the game is about. Screwing someone.

Palermo: Let me tell you something that you need to know, because you're old enough. In the relationships of love, we have the lover and the beloved. The lover lives the relationship with passion, devotion, and romanticism. The beloved… simply enjoys being worshiped. I'm not saying being a lover is a bad thing. Don't get me wrong, please. But do you know what? Lovers suffer a lot, dear. Whereas, I have my fun. The only yield I get is sex. It's the fucking law of love, Nairobi. I'm sorry. It's the way it is.

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La hora del delfín

Money Heist 3×4

Bogotá: Do you know what it means to be a good father?.. Behaving in the exact same way when you weren't a father.
Denver: Of course, and leave the after-party still high in the morning.
Bogotá: If you like to get high on Wednesdays, you have to keep doing it. You have to, or you will end up hating your son. And that would really make you a bad father. Believe me.

Bogotá: You can't deny your own DNA. Never. If you were a robber, you're still one. And if you used to risk your life, keep risking it.

Nairobi: The worst is in the past. Now the fun begins...

Palermo: Technology is wonderful, isn't it? Internet and hidden or replicated IP addresses. With the money we have, we could buy a satellite in Kazakhstan. But that would only take us to one place. The shittiest place. You fight technology with technology. In this, the government can win, but... there's something in which they can't compete with: Time travel... 1941. Made in England. With these devices, the BBC broadcast from Great Britain to the whole world. Shortwave, ladies and gentlemen. No technology can inhibit such a frequency. We'll talk through here.
Nairobi: Everyone could listen in on us with that.
Palermo: Yes, Nairobi. Every moron with a walkie-talkie will be able to hear us. But... will they be able to understand us? Absolutely not. Computer encodings. In the broadcast and in the reception as well. These encodings won't be easy. We will put in 2300 layers. They can bring 200 million Chinese ballbusters, and they'd still never decode it. Synchronization.

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El Profesor: We're going to travel to the past.
Helsinki: I had that one for five years and I only had to charge it once.
El Profesor: Second-generation phones. No Internet and especially no GPS. With these phones, we will only make one call. Only one, no more, to an external collaborator.

El Profesor: I'm sorry, but we don't know each other, so I would like to ask you a question... Are you in love?
Coronel Tamayo: I've been married for more than 17 years, something uncommon nowadays. That's the irrefutable proof of my love, Professor.
El Profesor: Yes. I see. However, and excuse me again, I don't think you are. Because when someone is in love, life becomes rose-tinted. Everything looks beautiful and one turns into a kind of teddy bear that smiles constantly. Someone in love doesn't shout or insult his coworkers so rudely. That's why I asked.
Coronel Tamayo: I know you've been listening to us, you piece of shit!
El Profesor: Colonel, think about the last time you made love...

Raquel: Do you know what's wrong with you? You've become an egomaniac. You don't trust the plan because it isn't yours.

El Profesor: Why did you want to join the robbery so badly? Why are you so anxious about it? You're like those people who quit smoking and then start hating tobacco and the smoke and people who smoke, and they become the biggest Taliban against tobacco. That's happening to you with the police. You hate the police because they destroyed your life, because they tried to take your daughter away, because there's an arrest warrant issued against you and you want revenge. Revenge. And you aren't thinking about Tokyo, Rio or Berlin. You're thinking about yourself. And if that's the case, then I don't think you should be part of the plan... I need more time.

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