The Batman (2022)

The Batman: Fear... is a tool.

The Batman: They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I am the shadows.

Thug: The hell are you supposed to be?
Batman: I'm vengeance.

Penguin: What the hell is this? Good cop, batshit cop?

Selina Kyle: You gonna help me?
Batman: Help you?
Selina Kyle: Yeah. I thought you were "Vengeance..."

Batman: Your friend got involved with the wrong people. ... Maybe you should have explained it to her.
Selina Kyle: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Batman: It means your choices have consequences.
Selina Kyle: Jesus Christ. "Choices"? You know, whoever the hell you are, you obviously grew up rich.

Selina Kyle: All anyone cares about in this place are these white, privileged assholes. The mayor, the commissioner, the DA. Now Thomas and Bruce Wayne. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, that psycho's right to go after these creeps. I think you'd be on his side.

Unseen Arkham Prisoner: What is it they say? "One day you're on top, the next... you're a clown." Well, let me tell you, there are worse things to be.

Unseen Arkham Prisoner: Hey, hey, hey. Don't be sad. You did so well. And you know, Gotham loves a comeback story.
The Riddler: Who are you?
Unseen Arkham Prisoner: Well, that's the question, isn't it? Riddle me this... "The less of them you have, the more one is worth."
The Riddler: ... A friend.

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The Cousin of Death

Ozark 4×8

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: He expects us to clean up the scene and then, uh, and then get to Chicago.

Wendy Byrde: I'm right.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: No, you're just... you're being emotional.
Wendy Byrde: Are you fucking kidding me!?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I'm sorry, okay?
Wendy Byrde: I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth!
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I'm sorry. I just...
Wendy Byrde: Come on! Emotional!!

Wendy Byrde: She's trying to fucking kill the man!
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: She doesn't even know what the guy looks like. How's she gonna find him, huh? And even if she does, how's she gonna get to him?
Wendy Byrde: Jesus! All this and you still... you don't understand people's will?

Javier: The stock will be in my mother's name. She's not on any law enforcement list. She's simply a citizen.
Clare Shaw: But she is the sister and the mother of drug cartel leaders.
Wendy Byrde: Well, I think what, uh, Clare's trying to say is that... What are we supposed to say your mother's role is in the company, you know?

Javier: What if I offered you $2 million, but I said I wanted my name on a building? Or I could beat the living shit out of you, and the donation would be anonymous? What'd you say?

Wendy Byrde: Ruth, please. Come on. Javi dies, everything that we worked for just falls apart.
Ruth Langmore: Welcome to my fucking world.

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Mr. King

Inside No. 9 7×2

Mr. Edwards: Bore da, dosbarth naw... Dyma'ch athro newydd Mr. Curtis ac mae'n mynd I'ch dysgu chi yn Saesneg. I was telling them you're going to be taking all your lessons in English, which is a very important skill for those adventurers amongst you who might be thinking about leaving the village in the future.

Alan Curtis: So, here's a question what's the difference between me and Pinocchio?.... I'm glad to be in Wales.

Mr. Edwards: Email... Is that the one with the little blue bird?
Alan Curtis: No, I think that's Twitter.
Mr. Edwards: That's right, yes, tash-tag. Email is the @ sign, isn't it? Yes, I think I've got a piece of paper with that on in my office.

Alan Curtis: Have you seen that Michael Jackson video? Not the one about licking boys' bottoms, the one where his hair caught fire. It very nearly disfigured him... even more.
Ceri: Who's Michael Jackson?

Alan Curtis: Something upsetting you?
Ceri: I don't want the world to end.
Alan Curtis: Well, it's not going to end. Who said it's going to end?
Ceri: The stinking rebellion.
Alan Curtis: Who?
Ceri: You asked us to read about it for homework.
Alan Curtis: You mean the climate change protesters?
Ceri: It frightened me.
Alan Curtis: Oh, you mustn't be frightened, Ceri. I mean, you should feel that emotion and then do something positive with it.

Alan Curtis: I don't know. Maybe she saw something inappropriate online, it happens all the time.
Mr. Edwards: Not with our Wi-Fi connection, it doesn't. It takes me all weekend to download one Countryfile.

Mr. Edwards: You and your fancy friends in London may pat yourselves on the back that you've finally woken up to environmental issues, but... we've been doing our bit for the planet for centuries now.

Mr. Edwards: Come, children. The King is dead. Long live the King.

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Merrily, Merrily

Inside No. 9 7×1

Donna: So, does this take us to the party boat?
Darren: Yeah. Yeah, just, er, jump on the paedo and we'll be off.
Laurence: You what?
Darren: We're just going to have a quick go on the paedo.
Laurence: You mean "pedalo".
Darren: Is that what it's called? I thought they were called paedos. I thought it was a bit weird!

Laurence: It's charming. Three Men In A Boat, To Say Nothing Of The Dog.
Donna: Er, sorry, say that again.
Laurence: It's, er, Jerome K Jerome. Full title.
Donna: Only five minutes, and he's calling me a dog.
Darren: Probably just admiring your puppies.

Donna: Tell him your idea. It's brilliant.
Darren: No!
Donna: Go on, have confidence in it.
Darren: All right, well, basically, it's like a hardback book, and on the first page there'll be a picture of a ball and on the opposite page the word "ball". So, you turn the page, and there'll be a picture of a boy and on the opposite page the word...
Callum: "Boy."
Darren: Have I told you about it already?
Callum: No. Carry on.
Darren: So on the next page there'll be a boy and a ball, and it'd say something like, "Boy got ball," or, "Boy play with ball." I haven't really worked it all out yet.

Laurence: That's enough! I didn't invite you both here today just so you could open up old wounds. I wanted it to be a celebration of... who we used to be.
Callum: As opposed to who we are? Uni was 30 years ago, Laurence. Move on!

Darren: I cocked up, didn't I? I didn't read the invite properly. This is it. This... is the party.

Laurence: This is the story of my life.
Darren: What, listening to a woman pissing off a paedo?
Laurence: Pedalo. No, being stuck.

Laurence: You've all moved on and had lives. I'm still living in 1989.
Darren: I wouldn't worry about it, Larry. You've not missed much. Although Game Of Thrones was pretty good. Even then, they ruined the ending.

Donna: Oof! Do you think that's why they say, "Relieve yourself," cos you're relieved you've not pissed your pants?

Callum: Why didn't you tell us?
Laurence: I wanted to. I didn't know how. I wanted to see you face-to-face. It's not the sort of thing you can say in an email or round-robin. A week went by, and then a month, and then, in the end...

Donna: I nearly cried when he said you two were his best friends.
Callum: We were. Used to be. But... life moves on, doesn't it?... Maybe I have become too self-absorbed. But we're all dealing with our own shit, aren't we?

Callum: If it's any consolation, I absolutely hate my job. I spent years trying to get to the top, and now I'm there, I realise it was just the endeavour that was keeping me going. I got to the end of the rainbow and found the pot of gold. Now I'd give you anything to give it back and start again.

Darren: I'd done so well to get me A levels, but... uni was just so hard! Even if it was only sports science. Then one day, I realised, if life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic.

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The Train

This Is Us 6×17

Rebecca: My father always wanted to take me on a train like this. He'd say, "One day, we're gonna take a ride on a train where... people wear tuxedos and drink Vespers." I had no idea what a Vesper was, but I knew I wanted one.
William: A martini with gin, vodka and Lillet. Shaken, never stirred... James Bond.

Randall: Terrible. We're all just... waiting. Laughing. Eating Chinese. Is this even right?
Deja: I don't think there are any rules. For any of this.

Beth: I just wanted to say... so much of being a mom is about faking it, isn't it? We don't know what the hell we're doing. Not when they're young. Not when they're older. So we fake it. We imitate what we think a mom should be.

Beth: I just want to say... all these years, so many times when I was faking it... I was doing my best impression of you, Rebecca. I'll take him the rest of the way, Mama. Thank you for helping me with that... complicated, incredible, beautiful boy that you raised. But I got him now.

Randall: Old life, new life. It's so strange... The dichotomy, you know?
Beth: Not really. But I married you so I wouldn't have to learn all the big words.

Rebecca: I made so many mistakes...
Dr. Katowski: Well, I hate to break it to you, kiddo, but I have yet to meet the parent who says "I got it all right." No perfect games in parenting. Not even close.

Randall: I want to say the perfect thing to you, Mom, but, uh... I'm not sure what that is. I don't even know if you can hear me, but, uh... I love you, Mom. Uh, we're good now. You made us good. So, uh... thanks for all the meals. Thank you for always making us feel loved. Thank you for that one time you beat down David Adams for hitting me in the head with a baseball bat. I love you, Ma.

Rebecca: This is quite sad, isn't it? The end?
William: Oh, I don't know. The way I see it, if something makes you sad when it ends, it must have been pretty wonderful when it was happening.

William: Truth be told, I've always felt it a bit lazy to just think of the world as sad, because so much of it is. Because everything ends. Everything dies. But if you step back... If you step back and look at the whole picture... If you're brave enough to allow yourself the gift of a really wide perspective... ... If you do that... you'll see that the end is not sad, Rebecca. It's just the start of the next incredibly beautiful thing.

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Family Meeting

This Is Us 6×16

Beth: Ah, and thus will begin the classic "Who is the better man and son" pissing contest. "She's our mother, Kev. She has cared for us our entire lives, and now it's our turn to care for her. Because she's our mother, Kev."
Sophie: "Oh, really? Really, Randall? Well, thank you, thank you for telling me that our mother is our mother. You know, I built this house for her with my bare hands."
Beth: Mm-hmm.
Philip: Wow. Wow, that's great. You two should take this on the road.
Sophie: Ah, thank you.
Beth: We really should.
Philip: Well, Kate's there. It's gonna be fine... What?

Randall: That's not our mom, Kev.
Kevin: No, it's not.
Randall: Our mother was magic. She always knew exactly what each one of us needed.

Beth: I don't know, it's like... sometimes I think it's been the greatest burden and the greatest blessing of my life, being a part of this family.
Sophie: Same, same.
Philip: Would you say it was, like, equal parts burden and blessing? Or is it more like, 60-40?
Beth: Oh, depends on the day, Big Phil. Depends on the day...

Jack: Okay, let me see... Pregnant! How do you feel?
Rebecca: I feel... hungry.

Rebecca: I'm not ready. ....
Jack: Look, Bec... we can do this. It-It's just one tiny little baby. Two of us.
Rebecca: One baby... two of us.

Kate: Who knows, maybe this... this was the reason all along.
Randall: The reason for what?
Kate: That there are three of us.

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Rio Bravo (1959)

Pat Wheeler: A game-legged old man and a drunk. That's all you got?
Sheriff John T. Chance: That's what I got.
Pat Wheeler: If I ever saw a man holding the bull by the tail, you're it.

Sheriff John T. Chance: You take chances, my friend.
Carlos: Because I know woman. She will be mad or she will be sorry. If it is mad, she will be much pleasure to make right. And if she is sorry, it will be the same pleasure.

Dude: I wonder if he's as good as Wheeler said.
Sheriff John T. Chance: I'd say he is. I'd say he's so good, he doesn't feel he has to prove it.

Feathers: How does...? How does a man get to be a sheriff?
Sheriff John T. Chance: Gets lazy. Gets tired... of selling his gun all over... decides to sell it in one place.
Feathers: I'd say you made a poor sale.
Sheriff John T. Chance: A lot of people around here will agree with you. But it's still a sale and it's too late to back out.

Dude: All right, Mr. Burdette... let's get going. I got no more to talk to you about.
Nathan Burdette: You should enjoy it, Dude. Every man should have a little taste of power before he's through.

Nathan Burdette: Why?
Sheriff John T. Chance: He didn't take too kindly to being arrested for murder.
Joe Burdette: It wasn't murder.
Nathan Burdette: If he says it wasn't murder, why do you say it was? Man gets shot that's got a gun, there's room for reasonable doubt.
Sheriff John T. Chance: Man gets shot that hasn't got a gun, what would you call it?

Feathers: What's your name, anyway? I don't even know that.
Sheriff John T. Chance: Chance, John T.
Feathers: "T" for trouble.

Feathers: It was my own idea. It was my idea to stay. You told me to get on that stage. I know you did.
Sheriff John T. Chance: I'm glad you didn't.
Feathers: What?
Sheriff John T. Chance: I'm glad you didn't go.
Feathers: What'd you...? What'd you have to say a thing like that for? You know, just when we get one thing settled you have to go bring up another.

Feathers: I better go before I make a fool of myself. I don't know why I should go though, because we're all fools. We ought to get along very well together, all of us. Well, I'm going, anyway. We're just a bunch of idiots, that's all. Just a bunch of idiots.

Feathers: You just can't make up your mind about me, can you? You like what you see. You like kissing me. You like what you touch. But you decided in the beginning what kind of a girl I was. And I haven't helped much. I wore these before I met you. I wanted you to know it. To know what kind of a girl you were getting. I wanted you to get that funny look on your face and tell me not to wear them. But it didn't work. You didn't even get mad. I told you once you wouldn't have to say anything. That I'd know, but I don't know. So you're gonna have to talk. I'm hard to get, John T. You're gonna have to say you want me.

Sheriff John T. Chance: Where're you going?
Feathers: Downstairs.
Sheriff John T. Chance: You better not.
Feathers: Why had I better not?
Sheriff John T. Chance: Because I'm still sheriff. You wear those things in public, I'll arrest you.
Feathers: John T. I've waited so long for you to say that. I thought you were never... You have the funniest way of saying things. Just when I think you're gonna say one thing...

Feathers: What I had to go through! Put on these tights, ask a lot of questions... start to walk out. I thought you were never gonna say it.
Sheriff John T. Chance: Say what?
Feathers: That you loved me.
Sheriff John T. Chance: I said I'd arrest you.
Feathers: It means the same thing, you know that. You just won't say it.

Feathers: Oh, we're different. I'll have to get used to you. Me, I just talk all the time.
Sheriff John T. Chance: You most certainly do.
Feathers: You'll get used to that. You'll have to. Either that or start talking too.

Stumpy: Do you think I'll ever get to be a sheriff?
Dude: Not unless you mind your own business.

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Sluga naroda #1.11

Servant of the People 1×11

Vasiliy Petrovich Goloborodko, president of Ukraine: One sec, Yuriy Ivanovich. The dollar is at eight!... That also works.

Sergei Viktorovich Mukhin: Oksana, let's agree that from now on, we'll no longer spoil each other's moods with jokes.

Arkadiy: Gentlemen, it's a brilliant idea. Pay attention. The Kremlin is in the frame. And so is a Russian jingoist. A typical one with a fur cap. And he says the most common phrase in a Moscow accent, "What do I look like, a sucker? I don't pay taxes and don't intend to." End quote. A slogan to finish. "Only Russian jingoists don't pay taxes."

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Sluga naroda #1.10

Servant of the People 1×10

Olga Yurievna Mischenko: You're being so official.
Vasiliy Petrovich Goloborodko, president of Ukraine: It's an official holiday. It's Bank Employee Day. Best wishes on behalf of the president. From the entire presidential office. From Parliament and your colleagues. I wish you a strong hryvnia, or nerves.

Mila Skorik: Don't think about your conscience. You did everything right! Well done. I could be your conscience. Let me suffer.

Mila Skorik: I'll go to church and light candles. And let's travel. Where to? Egypt? And go camel riding? Or bamboleo, Brazil! Where to? To Spain! Just say where! Lord... Standing here like that...? People will see. Or, we could buy a house. A big, cheerful one. With a swimming pool? And a fur coat. Two! One for you and one for me. Identical, in white. And we'll fix mom's teeth!... It's okay. I can do it on my own. I've got it, no worries... Did you count it? Nobody has cheated you? Well done! I'm proud of you. I love you!

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Sluga naroda #1.9

Servant of the People 1×9

Yuriy Ivanovich Chuiko: Well, I'm not lying when I say that four out of five isn't a bad outcome.
Vasiliy Petrovich Goloborodko, president of Ukraine: Frankly, I'm not used to counting people as things.
Yuriy Ivanovich Chuiko: You'd better get used to it. Emotions interfere with work.

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Redeeming Love (2022)

Lucky: You got to have plans, Angel. You got to hope for something more in this world outside of this... paradise.
Angel: Hope for what?
Lucky: You can't get by without hope.
Angel: I get by.
Lucky: How?
Angel: Never look back, never look forward.

Rebecca: All men want to do is use you... When you give them your heart, they tear it to shreds. None of them care... Nobody cares about anybody in this world.

Michael: Next time I pray to God for a woman to share my life, I'm gonna be a lot more specific...

Angel: Maybe I'll get... married or something.
Duchess: You fancy doing laundry and cooking for a man and giving him sex whenever and however he wants for free? You know how to make a man happy for 30 minutes. That's all you're good at.

Michael: Marriage is not slavery.

Michael: One mile can be harder to walk than 20.

Angel: If you knew half of what I did, you'd send me right back.
Michael: Uh, listen, you did not choose the life you had. Okay? But you can choose the life you want.

Paul: I-I-I need to talk to you about something, Michael. It's about Angel. Sh-She's not who you think she is.
Michael: She's exactly who I think she is. She's my wife.

Michael: Because... I love you.

Michael: See, sometimes you have to leave behind what you were born into to become who... who God meant you to be.

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The Raft

Fear the Walking Dead 7×13

Dwight: You... You wanted, it, too!
Sherry: I know.
Dwight: To let life happen, have a family.
Sherry: But if we don't take the Tower, are we gonna be able to have any of that?
Dwight: Okay, we'll take the Tower.

Morgan: God, I truly hope you do not remember any of this when you get older... Who am I kidding? I'll be happy enough if you just get to be older.

Dwight: Well, I... I call it an auto-mobile.
Sherry: Jesus.
Dwight: What? She likes it.
Sherry: I'm trying to keep us alive here!
Dwight: And I'm trying to show her a reason to stay alive.

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The One with the Home Study

Friends 10×7

Phoebe: All right, now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us has to start flirting.

Laura: I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on. You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny. We had a really good time. Huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Laura: I don't know... Well, maybe I'm wrong. I'm sorry.
Joey: Hey, too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?

Mike: Okay, look, enough, all right? I'm stepping in and putting my foot down. As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us... What do you think we should do?

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The One with Ross' Grant

Friends 10×6

Chandler: What am I gonna do now?
Rachel: Just pass the tape along.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. If I suggest him, my bosses will think I'm an idiot. And that's something they should learn on their own.

Ross: Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert.
Benji: Mm-hm.
Ross: There are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.
Benji: Break up with Charlie.
Ross: What?
Benji: What?
Ross: Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"?
Benji: Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it.

Ross: Are you serious?
Benji: If you say, yes, then I'm serious. If you say, no, then I'm joking.
Ross: No.
Benji: Joking it is.

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Psych: The Movie (2017)

El Proveedor: Buying or selling?
Shawn Spencer: Browsing. Window shopping, if I'm being completely honest... I just started my Christmas shopping today, okay? Every year, I tell myself, start in July, do a little bit each month... you'll be so happy when the Yuletide rolls in.

El Proveedor: Who the hell wears a beard over a beard?
Shawn Spencer: Who wears a beard-beard? Overachievers. That's who, Jack.

Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the comma in Earth, Wind & Fire.

Burton Guster: We both know the problem is the name.
Shawn Spencer: You shut your drunk mouth... That name is spun gold.
Burton Guster: It literally looks like a bunch of letters pushed together... psychphrancisco.
Shawn Spencer: One word, all lowercase, ph for the f. What's not to understand, Gus?

Karen: Get out of here?
Burton Guster: Yes.
Karen: Mr. Guster, this is my first field action in two years. Do you have any idea what the chief of police does?
Burton Guster: Yeah, they cut ribbons and stuff.
Karen: Exactly! It's awful. So, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go shoot some bad guys.

Burton Guster: Hello. My name is Burton Guster, and this is my partner, White Privilege.

El Proveedor: Read me.
Shawn Spencer: Read you..... Covfefe. You like knives. You like kittens. You like... Middle-aged... kittens.
El Proveedor: Mm-hmm. The past. Anyone can read the past.
Shawn Spencer: I got the kittens right?

Juliet O'Hara: You always have my back.
Shawn Spencer: Because that's how we do it. We take on these... these crazy obstacles, right? And... and we come at it together and we work through it, because we are an us. We are a we. We are... we are lovers in the nighttime.
Juliet O'Hara: Are we? Do we? Should we?
Shawn Spencer: I don't know, you're... you're Dr. Suessing me now.

Allison Cowley: Who is this guy?
Strode: I'm the assistant coroner, bitch.
Allison Cowley: Aw, come on.
Strode: Okay, all right. I have to apologize to everybody for that whole, uh, "bitch" thing. That was uncalled for.
Henry Spencer: Strode, Strode, shut up. She's about to kill us.
Strode: That's no excuse, Henry. It's a new world. I know it. We all know it. And... and there is no reason that your gender should have any bearing on my choice of insults.

Shawn Spencer: Gus... he's no dandy.
Burton Guster: He's a black gentleman ninja.

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The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits

Friends 10×5

Joey: She may be the hottest girl I've ever hated...

Ross: What you working on?
Joey: Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything.
Ross: Why don't you use your thesaurus?
Joey: What did I just say?

Chandler: It doesn't make any sense.
Joey: Well, of course it does. It's smart. I used a the-saurus.
Chandler: On every word?
Joey: Yep.
Chandler: All right, what was this sentence originally?
Joey: "They are warm, nice people with big hearts."
Chandler: And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens... with full-sized aortic pumps."
Joey: Yeah. Yeah. And hey, I really mean it, dude.

Amy: Uh... Sure you want to eat that?
Joey: I'm curvy and I like it!

Ross: I don't really want her to see.
Rachel: Why not?
Ross: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world. Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton, but it looked like meat?

Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times. But I want to take care of you... have babies with you... and grow old with you. Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

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House of Gucci (2021)

Patrizia Reggiani: It was a name that sounded so sweet, so seductive. Synonymous with wealth... style... power.
     You passed one of their windows and peeked inside, hoping you'd earn enough money someday to afford the second-cheapest item... Surprise! You won't.
But the last name was a curse too.
     It belonged to a Tuscan family. They didn't fight over land or crown. They fought over their own skins.

Rodolfo Gucci: You know... there is a certain sort of young woman... who makes their fortune from getting their hooks into someone like you.
Maurizio Gucci: Well, yes, Father, but Patrizia is not like that.

Maurizio Gucci: Don't do this to me. You can't stop it.
Rodolfo Gucci: I can, I will. I will... I cut you from my will. I'll leave you with nothing.
Maurizio Gucci: That's fine. I love her.
Rodolfo Gucci: You're making a big mistake. Oh, she's fine, but, you know, she's a... She's just a...
Maurizio Gucci: I love what she is.

Rodolfo Gucci: No, Aldo. You and your profits. Come on, things are fine as they are. Gucci doesn't belong in a mall, it belongs in a museum.
Aldo Gucci: Museum where it'll make no profit.

Patrizia Reggiani: How many candles is it?
Aldo Gucci: Seventy. They say it's the new sixty-nine.

Aldo Gucci: Patrizia, you should know... that the Guccis were noble saddle-makers to medieval courts. We have history flowing through these green and red webbings. And yes, we are expensive. But quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.

Maurizio Gucci: It's all bullshit. We're not royalty. My grandfather Guccio was a bellhop in London. That's where he got the idea for leather goods. By carrying bags around for rich aristocrats. Gucci is like that cake... Once you think there's enough to go around... then you'll have a taste, and then you'll want more... and then you'll want the whole thing for yourself.
Patrizia Reggiani: What about you? You just gonna sit around and watch them eat everything?
Maurizio Gucci: Me? I am Gucci by name. I don't have their Tuscan character. It was diluted by my mother's German blood.

Maurizio Gucci: This is the happiest I've been in my life. Why change that?
Patrizia Reggiani: You... You're so much more than this. You can help the family. Strong family makes a strong business.

Rodolfo Gucci: Over the years, I have found... that true talent is often unaware of its own brilliance. It must be cherished and protected. Whereas hacks, they run around... shouting their delicious ideas, begging to be recognized. Blind... to their own... mediocrity.
     My dear nephew, you have achieved a triumph of mediocrity. And you have also achieved the unimaginable. You have found one thing... upon which your father and I can agree. Your total incompetence.

Paolo Gucci: Boof.

Maurizio Gucci: Where Ralph Lauren stores, they feel like movie sets and Versace is a rock concert, Gucci stores will feel like the Vatican of fashion. Grazie.

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Miguel

This Is Us 6×15

Kincaid: Forbes Field is... it's a gem. Try to sneak down to the seats behind home plate. That's where I caught that ball. Best seats in the house.
Miguel: Only want to see a game. No matter where to sit.
Kincaid: Son, where you sit is all that matters.

Miguel: Um, the name's Miguel, by the way. Miguel Rivas. I sent in two résumés, but, um, Miguel never got a call back.

Miguel: I see how hard you work. Thankless work.
Beatriz Rivas: There is no thankless. Love is giving your heart without expectation.

Miguel: I never felt like I belonged. Puerto Rican or American. Spanish or English. I've just... I've never felt at home anywhere.

Rebecca: Okay. So, the kids know you'll be here. And, thankfully, you're no stranger to Pearson Thanksgivings.
Miguel: Oh, yeah. I know the drill. Uh, Pilgrim Rick.
Rebecca: Uh-huh.
Miguel: Hot dogs and Police Academy 3.
Rebecca: Yeah.

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Interesting People on Christopher Street

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 4×4

Midge: We always talk about me and my relationships. What about you? I haven't seen you with anybody since we've been together.
Susie: So?
Midge: Just curious about your life.
Susie: My life is you. That's it. Thinking about you. Talking about you. Waiting for you, rescuing you from bullshit dates. I don't have time for anything else.

Susie: Maybe I've been hanging out with you for too long, but I actually do think you wore the wrong hat.

Mei: You don't have bowls? Don't you eat soup?
Joel: I don't trust soup. It tells you it's food, but you eat it, and you're never full. Feels like a scam.

Joel: Look, I know my parents. You being Chinese... Yes, it will be a surprise. But trust me, it will not be their biggest problem.
Mei: No?
Joel: You not being Jewish, that's gonna wake the neighbors.
Mei: Right. They don't want you with a gentile. And a Chinese girl is like a double gentile. Triple gentile! More!

Midge: You-you had an intermission?
Rose: We broke up for a while.
Midge: You did?
Abe: I made a young man's mistake and told your mother I couldn't see her because I needed to focus on my PhD.

Frank: Try to look beyond the dirt. It's got nice northern exposure, a classic view.
Nicky: Nine subway lines right below us, so the commute's easy from anywhere.
Frank: Good people on this floor, too. When they see something, they don't talk.

Asher: Goodbye, Abe. Last word of advice, writer to writer. You over-use "quite," and "thusly" is a stupid word. Fuck you, don't call me again. And please throw out that weird chalk of yours.

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Sonny Boy

Fear the Walking Dead 7×12

June: It's never gonna work, John... Because the only voice Victor Strand listens to is his own.
John Dorie Sr.: And he has a yes-man like Howard who won't question him.
June: That's exactly why he likes him.

June: You think you can change Victor? What makes you think Victor won't change you?

Victor: What can I do for you, John?
John Dorie Sr.: I'll be straight with you, Victor. I've got some concerns about how you're running this place...

John Dorie Sr.: It's not what it looks like.

Victor: Everyone needs something to drive them, John.

Victor: What is it that you said? You're only as good as your partner. Well, here's to a great partnership, my friend.

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The One with the Cake

Friends 10×4

Rachel: You know, Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday... my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house. And then he would draw a treasure map to help me find them all.
Phoebe: Aw, I love family traditions like that. When Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday... our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food.

Rachel: Phoebe has prepared something.
Phoebe: That's right. I prepared a song for Emma, from my heart to hers. For there's no greater gift than the gift of music.

Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake... erotic cakes? Say, for bachelorette parties?
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking...? Oh, my God! They put my baby's face on a penis!
Phoebe: Now it's a party!

Ross: I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.

Joey: Oh, I got it. Okay, everyone pick a number from one to 10, all right? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.
Monica: Okay, 10.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks 10. I call nine. Anyone else?

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The Night Before the Wedding

This Is Us 6×14

Philip: Pearson kryptonite. Hot singers onstage singing rock classics. It's how Dad fell for Mom.
Kevin: Yeah.
Philip: Oh, uh, "Moonshadow," right?
Kevin: Wow.
Kate: Mm-hmm.
Philip: I had to brush up on my Pearson trivia before, you know, marrying one.

Kevin: Nothing to worry about.

Sophie: Um, how are... how are your kids doing?
Kevin: Oh, uh, they're incredible. They're incredible. And I know that's something that all parents say, you know, that their kids are special. My kids are special. They really are, though. They... They're special.

Nicky: Love is a tricky game... It's like that damn Dipsy Doodle.
Kevin: Hmm? What is it? What's a Dipsy Doodle?
Nicky: It's a pinball game I used to play. Friggin' game sucked me in. Mm. It was a shifty bastard, 'cause... You know, I always kept track of the balls it let me have...
Kevin: Mm-hmm.
Nicky: ...but it always changed. Just when I thought I was done for, I'd get another shot.
Kevin: Hmm?
Nicky: You got to keep your eye on all the balls.
Kevin: Stop talking about balls.
Nicky: Balls.

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Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

Happy Death Day (2017) <<

Tree: Tombs is dead. So is Lori. Then who's the killer this time?

Ryan: It's like Inception. It's a dream within a dream.
Carter: Bro, you're not dreaming.
Tree: Ryan, we...
Ryan: Shh. I'm trying to wake myself up...

Carter: Oh, hey. You're up. I wasn't sure if you wanted to sleep in or not.

Ryan: Uh... who's this crazy white girl?

Carter: It is a bad dream.
Tree: It's a nightmare! This sucks! It sucks the biggest mega balls in the history of shitty ball-suckery! It... I'm okay.

Ryan: It's almost impossible to create a holographic universe. You're probably stuck in a quantum cyclic dimension. There's only one of you here, because the other you got knocked into a parallel dimension somewhere in the multiverse.
Tree: Okay, Ryan. Thanks for clearing that up. That was super helpful.
Ryan: You never heard the multiverse theory?
Tree: Do I look like someone who knows what a multiverse is?

Carter: Oh, hey. You're up.
Tree: What dimension am I in?

Julie Gelbman: Well, we all have to make hard choices, Tree. That's life. And sometimes the past is pulling us in one direction and the future is calling us somewhere new. But, of course, if I had to choose, I'd pick Daddy. I mean, without him, I wouldn't have you, right?

Tree: But how did you know that he was the one?
Julie Gelbman: I didn't. I took a chance. I followed my heart. That's kind of how love works, Tree. It's a leap of faith.

Tree: I know what it's like living a double life. Always feeling like shit about yourself.

Tree: It's never too late to change. Someone once told me that "every day is a chance to be someone better." Maybe this is your day.

Tree: You know, people say "I love you" all the time, but... it's not until you can't say it to that person's face anymore that you really realize how much you mean it.

Tree: Oh, God, I'm so stupid. I really thought I could have it all, but I can't.
Julie Gelbman: Oh, honey, nobody can. But guess what. That's okay. You'll get what you need.
Tree: I hope so.

Tree: Once a douchebag, always a douchebag.

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Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker

Young Sheldon 5×20

George: Mary, they already made one giant mistake. They don't have to make another.
Mary: So marrying me was a mistake.
George: You're honestly happy with how your life turned out? You have no regrets?
Mary: What do you want me to say?
George: I want you to admit that this marriage hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.
Mary: Wake up. No marriage is a bed of roses.
George: Well, then I guess we nailed it.
Mary: I guess we did.

Mary: But, um... what if the boy's parents did want to do the right thing? I don't see how it's their fault.
Pastor Jeff: Well, didn't the boy still have premarital sex which led to pregnancy?
Mary: Y-Yes.
Pastor Jeff: You have to ask, where were his parents?
Mary: Mm-hmm.

Sheldon: I have to keep a secret? I'm not good at those.
George: It's not a secret. No one's gonna ask you about it. It's just a thing you don't need to bring up.
Sheldon: But what if I do?
George: What if you don't?
Sheldon: But now it's all I can think about. What if my mouth loses control?
Mary: You're good at keeping promises, right?
Sheldon: Very.
Mary: Great. Then promise you won't tell anybody.
Sheldon: That's an interesting work-around. However...

Missy: I'm gonna be an aunt. That's so weird.
Sheldon: Not as weird as Uncle Sheldon.
George: Yeah, well, we're gonna be grandparents.
Mary: And Meemaw's gonna be a great-grandmother.
Missy: That sounds so old.
George: Please tell her that.

Mary: ... And I'm worried that if he doesn't marry this girl, the congregation's gonna turn on me.
Pastor Rob: They might. But that's putting man before God.
Mary: What do you mean?
Pastor Rob: Well, you're caring more about what people think than what God thinks.
Mary: I'm not caring more. I just don't have to bump into God at the grocery store. I don't think he does his own shopping.

George: And what did Pastor Rob say?
Mary: Actually, it was helpful. He pointed out that I was putting people before God and that I shouldn't worry about what the congregation thinks.
George: So, exactly what I said.
Mary: All you said was, "Who cares?"
George: Next time, I'll stick God in there so you pay attention.

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Dog (2022)

Briggs: I'm getting the knee pads, sir. Come on.
Captain Jones: Are you really just gonna pull out right now?
Briggs: Might as well just get the strap out of the center console and put me down if I can't get back in the game, just go ahead and end it for me. Just put me out of my misery, it's fine.

Briggs: What's up, dog? You remember me? Your favorite chew toy from 2015. Huh?

Briggs: Me and you are gonna go on a little road trip. Fifteen hundred miles. Just to act like your daddy's looking down on us from above...

Briggs: Where are you guys going? What about... What about my pain?

Briggs: What did I say? Right when we walked in, I said that, "Never in history has a blind veteran and his hero dog walked into a hotel and not gotten a free room." And why did I say that? Why did I say that happens every time? Oh, you're right. Freedom. That is why that happens. Who's a genius?

Briggs: Oh, my God, I can... I can see. I can see. Guys, I can see!

Noah: You know, we trained to put the whole world on our back. At the end of the day, the hardest thing was knocking on a friend's door.

Briggs: There is about zero chance of us making it a hundred clicks in six hours with no cell phone service or ride. But, hey, last time I checked, "surrender" is not a Ranger word.

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Happy Death Day (2017)

Gregory: We can't do this today... there's too much going on in the building. I have patients.
Tree: And I'm losing mine.

Tree: I'm totally having déjà vu right now.
Danielle: Oh. I have it all the time. It's supposed to mean, like, someone's thinking about you while they're masturbating. I have it at least five times a day.

Tree: Oh, my God, this is a nightmare.

Tree: Look, I know this isn't gonna make any sense, but I have already lived through this day. Twice.

Tree: Birthdays are just excuses to, like, eat cake and open presents and shit. There's no real meaning behind a birthday.

Carter: Look, the way I see it is-is... you have unlimited amount of lives, so you have unlimited opportunities to solve your own murder.

Gregory: We just got these back from imaging, and these are signs of... major trauma. I mean, given the severity of the scar tissue and the size of the lesions... This is gonna sound crazy, but... technically... you should be dead.

Carter: Hey, uh, you know, I don't think you should be taking that many. I mean, you could... you could die.
Tree: If only it were that easy. Water, por favor.

Tree: You know what's funny? You relive the same day over and over again, you kind of start to see who you really are.

Tree: Hey! Safety's off. Thanks for the tip.

Carter: What are you gonna wish for?
Tree: Tomorrow.
Carter: Tomorrow? That's... I mean, isn't that kind of a given? You want to aim for anything higher?
Tree: No. Tomorrow's good enough for me.

Carter: You know what your little scenario reminds me of?
Tree: What?
Carter: Groundhog Day... The movie, Groundhog Day?
Tree: I don't know.
Carter: With Bill Murray?
Tree: Who's Bill Murray?
Carter: Are you kidding me? Ghostbusters!
Tree: Sorry. I...
Carter: How...
Tree: I don't know.
Carter: How do you sleep at night? You've never seen Groundhog Day?

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>> Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

Loving Vincent (2017)

Postman Joseph Roulin: Babes are like animals son. They can know the heart of a man just by the size of 'em... They're less fickle than grown-ups.

Postman Joseph Roulin: He had a breakdown. It happens to people.
Armand Roulin: If they're weak.
Postman Joseph Roulin: Live longer, you'll see. Life can even bring down the strong.

Armand Roulin: I want to ask the doctor about Vincent.
Louise Chevalier: Well I can tell you about him. He was evil.
Armand Roulin: Is that a medical opinion?

Marguerite Gachet: You want to know so much about his death, but what do you know of his life?

Marguerite Gachet: I take flowers to his grave. That's all I can do for him now. He would appreciate the delicate beauty of their bloom even each blade of their grassy stems. No detail of life was too small or too humble for him. He appreciated and loved it all.

Armand Roulin: Vincent wrote to my father six weeks before he died, and he said he fell absolutely calm and in a normal slate. So I came here hoping you could explain how he went from absolutely calm and in a normal state to suicidal.

Vincent van Gogh: "Who am I in the eyes of most people? A nobody, a non entity, an unpleasant person. Someone who has not, and never will have any position in society. In short, the lowest of the low. Well then even if that were all absolutely true, then one day I will have to show by my work what this nobody, this non entity has in his heart."

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A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

Young Sheldon 5×19

Georgie: I got a girl pregnant.
George: Oh, no.
Georgie: I messed up.
George: Oh, no.
Georgie: What do I do?
George: Oh, no.
Georgie: Please, say anything else.
George: I'm trying!

Mary: What do we even know about this girl?
Georgie: Well, that's the thing...
George: Buckle up.
Georgie: She's 29.
Mary: Years old?! Oh, my...

Mary: Kind of déjà vu, huh?
George: Kind of.
Mary: I wanna be furious at him, but how can I? The trick is to forget we did the same thing, then it's easy.

Mary: Before I say anything, I owe you an apology.
Meemaw: Love 'em, hit me.
Mary: I was just thinking about the hell I put you through when...
Meemaw: You were saying?
Mary: I was just thinking about when I was pregnant with Georgie, and... how hard that must've been for you. I'm sorry.

Sheldon: Mom, have you seen my Thursday socks? I looked in my drawer and I could only find Wednesday and Friday.
Mary: Thursday's are in the dryer.
Sheldon: Mm. Oh. Here's the little rascals.

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

George: What?
Missy: Nothing... I love you.
George: Okay.
Sheldon: In case it's not apparent, she was speaking for both of us.
George: O-kay...

Mandy: I'm having a baby, I don't need to marry another one.
Georgie: I know I'm young now, but think about it... When you're a dried-up old lady, I'll be your hot trophy husband.

Meemaw: Well, just remember, if you ever need anything, call me. I've already been through this with my daughter, so I know how to do it wrong.

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The One with Ross's Tan

Friends 10×3

Joey: Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
Chandler: Really? Like, you have a routine?
Joey: No. See, each woman is different. You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: No, I do six things. First, I look deep into her eyes, then I kiss her. Next, I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh...

Ross: You sprayed my front twice.
The Tanning Salon Guy: You never turned?
Ross: No. I barely got to "three Mississippi."
The Tanning Salon Guy: Mississippi? I said count to five.
Ross: Mississippi-lessly?!?!

Ross: Well, how bad is it?
The Tanning Salon Guy: Not that bad yet. But it gets darker for the next four hours.
Ross: So how dark will it get?
The Tanning Salon Guy: Oh, you got sprayed with two twos and...
Ross: I'm a four?!
The Tanning Salon Guy: Yeah, but your back's a zero. You'll wanna even that out.

The Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!

Joey: Thanks for dinner.
Rachel: I thought you paid.

Monica: Well, I said no to her coming over now. I couldn't say no twice. I got this uncontrollable need to please people.
Phoebe: Fine. Fine. You would not hold up well under torture.
Monica: Oh, and you would?
Phoebe: I did.

Rachel: Well, this is romantic...
Joey: I'm sorry. This has never happened to me before. I'm an expert at taking off bras. I could do it with one hand. I could do it with my eyes closed. Once I just looked at one... and it popped open. I blame your bra.

Rachel: Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, Joey. But do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Joey: No, I don't have another level.

Chandler: That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance.

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