The One with Ross' Grant

Friends 10×6

Chandler: What am I gonna do now?
Rachel: Just pass the tape along.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. If I suggest him, my bosses will think I'm an idiot. And that's something they should learn on their own.

Ross: Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert.
Benji: Mm-hm.
Ross: There are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.
Benji: Break up with Charlie.
Ross: What?
Benji: What?
Ross: Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"?
Benji: Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it.

Ross: Are you serious?
Benji: If you say, yes, then I'm serious. If you say, no, then I'm joking.
Ross: No.
Benji: Joking it is.

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