Caliphate #1.8

Jakob Johannisson: In the name of God...

Nadir: Do you know what everyone in this building hates? Spying on evil fucking jihadists for months on end, and then what? They walk away scot-free. Or serve time for planning an attack. Five years in prison. Out after three.

Ibbe: We're doing a "Baghdad party pooper." Okay? At first, everyone will be in front of the stage. And that's where you'll be. Then you blow yourself up.
Kerima: Shit.
Ibbe: Afterwards, it will be total panic. Everyone running towards the exit, where Sulle will be waiting. Then she blows herself up.
Kerima: Fuck.
Ibbe: Then all the ambulances will arrive, rescue workers, and I'll be disguised as a paramedic. Then I'll blow myself up.
Kerima: Shit.
Ibbe: Just like they do it in Baghdad.

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Caliphate #1.7

IS Driver: Welcome to the Islamic State. Praise be to Allah.

Calle: I think I understand how you feel.
Sulle: You know nothing about how I feel.
Calle: So what do you feel?
Sulle: Hate. Hate against all the pigs that persecute Muslims and stop us from living our faith.
Calle: Do you hate me?
Sulle: Yes, I do.
Calle: Do you hate Suleiman?
Sulle: .... I hate all enemies of Islam.
Calle: What about Lisha? What do you think she feels right now?

Omar: Husam, do you have a mahr? Give it to Ali... I accept your client...
Husam: I accept your client...
Omar: ...Lisha, Suleiman's daughter...
Husam: ...Lisha, Suleiman's daughter...
Omar: ...for the sum...
Husam: ...for the sum...
Omar: ...that is determined at 100 dollars.
Husam: ...that is determined at 100 dollars.
Omar: In accordance with God's book...
Husam: In accordance with God's book...
Omar: ...and the Prophet's tradition.
Husam: ...and the Prophet's tradition.
Omar: May He be blessed.
Husam: May He be blessed.
Omar: Lisha? Do you accept Husam as your husband?
Lisha: Yes.
Omar: Congratulations on your new wife!

Omar: You didn't want to fight, right?
Husam: I can't, Omar. You know that.
Omar: I spoke to the chief. He understands. So, you don't have to fight... You'll be a martyr! I'm proud of you, Husam. Your wives will become widows.

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Caliphate #1.6

Ghaddah: Tough saying goodbye to your family?
Sulle: Yes.
Ghaddah: I understand.
Sulle: Allah's just testing my faith. I'm grateful for it.
Ghaddah: That's right. But we can finally join our loving sisters in Raqqa.

Sulle: She's only a kid!
Ghaddah: Sulle, let me tell you why you're going to Raqqa. To be one with Allah, right? You want to live life the way Allah wants us to. There's nothing greater, right?
Sulle: Yes.
Ghaddah: Why can't Lisha do the same?
Sulle: ... I'm sorry.
Ghaddah: You don't have to apologize, Suleika. You're a good sister. You're only protecting your little sister.

Husam: You're unclean. You're no longer my wife. You're dead to me. I'm not coming back.

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Caliphate #1.5

Husam: Does your wife have a mobile phone?
Jamal: No. Does Pervin want her own telephone?
Husam: Yes.
Jamal: Why?
Husam: How do I know? What do you think I should do?
Jamal: I think you should whip her.

Sulle: I don't know. Everything got so weird. I don't know what happened.
Tuba: What got weird?
Sulle: All this with God and with Syria... It got out of control. I don't want to be like that.
Tuba: Okay. So, how do you want to be?
Sulle: Like before. I want everything to be like before.
Tuba: I want that, too. So, we just decide. Everything is as it was before, okay?

Jamal: What did you do?
Husam: I hit her. With the strap of my gun.
Jamal: You should take another wife. Then you should go into battle and combat the enemy, for Allah. So you become strong.
Husam: You know I'm not meant to. I can't!
Jamal: Why not?
Husam: What do you mean why?
Jamal: Jihad is holy. It's obligatory. You can't just opt out of jihad. What do we need you for otherwise?

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Caliphate #1.4

Ibrahim: Brothers in Islam, this pig fought for Bashar al-Assad in Syria and killed our Muslim brothers and sisters. He who lives like a pig will be slaughtered like a pig. This is what we do to the enemies of Allah. Allah is the greatest!

Suleiman: Don't you have basketball soon, Sulle? It'll be fun to see you play.
Sulle: I don't play anymore.
Suleiman: Why not?
Sulle: Because it's haram.

Suleiman: Haram? Do I have to hear that word in my own house? Am I to be raised by my own daughters?

Suleiman: Cut it out, Sulle! They're murderers. This isn't Islam!
Sulle: How do you know? You're not Muslim. You hate Islam! You know nothing!

Tuba: You know I'm happy you've found God, but Daesh are not Muslims. They're criminals that kill other Muslims!
Sulle: No, they don't.
Tuba: Yes, they kill other Muslims all the time!
Sulle: No! They kill murtadeen, apostates...
Suleiman: "Apostates," where've you learnt this?
Sulle: Those who break Allah's law and leave Islam. First they try to convince them, but if not they have to kill them!
Tuba: They have no right to do that!
Sulle: So the Qur'an is wrong? It says that apostates should be killed. Is the Qur'an wrong?
Tuba: It was written 1,000 years ago.
Sulle: So you want to change the Qur'an?
Tuba: They make people slaves!
Sulle: How do you know? Who said that?
Tuba: I know, everyone does. It's on TV!
Sulle: Swedish TV? Who says the USA is best and all Muslims are terrorists?

Tuba: What is it you want?
Sulle: A Muslim life. Is that a problem?
Tuba: You want to live with Sharia laws? You don't know what it is. I've lived under Sharia!
Sulle: No, you haven't! You know what Sharia is? Sharia is free food, schools, health--
Suleiman: And where will you find that?

Tuba: Where are you going?
Sulle: To Kerima's. You're such damn infidels!

Sulle: They said that if I want to live as a Muslim, then I can. But then they get to decide.

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Caliphate #1.3

Suleiman: I don't want you to wear it.
Sulle: But I want to.
Suleiman: I said, take it off.
Sulle: You're not Muslim anymore, but I am! ....
Suleiman: I don't want this rubbish in my home!
Sulle: Fucking infidel!

Sulle: He's scared. Everyone in this country is scared of religion.
Kerima: But it's your bloody hijab.
Sulle: I'll get it back.
Kerima: How?
Sulle: I'll defeat him. He can't win when God's on my side.

Fatima: What's going on?
Pervin: They're looking for Ahmed. They'll find him.
Fatima: So we're running out of time.
Pervin: We? You won't be beheaded in public. Your child won't lose their mother!

Ghaddah: I'm only in Sweden for a short stay.
Sulle: So your family's still there?
Ghaddah: I'm a widow. Twice.
Kerima: My God, how sad.
Ghaddah: Not at all. It's my greatest joy. My husbands are shuhada'a. Martyrs. The greatest honor there is.

Sulle: Milo's nothing to you.
Kerima: Can't he snog her somewhere else? We just broke up. He could bloody wait.
Sulle: Al-Jihad al-asghar. Fight your inner demons. Milo's one of them. It's the only way.
Kerima: Exactly. Al-Jihad al-akbar.
Sulle: Al asghar. Al-Jihad al-asghar. Your inner war.

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Caliphate #1.2

Sulle: Swedish politics is just bullshit! You know that, too. How do you vote?
Suleiman: That's top secret.
Sulle: It doesn't matter how you vote, all those parties want the same things. They don't give a shit about you!

Sulle: Thanks for the links. I've been looking at them every night.
Ibbe: Me, too.
Sulle: I learnt a lot about Palestine. Didn't know it was so bad.
Ibbe: I know, it's terrible.

Sulle: Thanks for the links you sent.
Ibbe: You read them? What did you think?
Sulle: I get so mad. Everyone's so fucking duped. They think the police are heroes. But they persecute Muslims.
Ibbe: People in Sweden are afraid of religion.
Sulle: Yes.
Ibbe: Are you Muslim?
Sulle: Of course.
Ibbe: A believer?
Sulle: Yes.
Ibbe: So am I.

Omar: Husam! Are you afraid to die?
Husam: Omar, I can't. We must go to the shelter!
Omar: Trust in Allah.

Kerima: Get a hijab, too. You'd look great!
Sulle: Sure. Dad would kill me if I covered myself.

Pervin: Then it says "C4."
Fatima: C4?
Pervin: Or is it "L4"?
Fatima: Did you say C4?
Pervin: Yes.
Fatima: Okay, C4. Go up to the first line. Could it be "artificial fertilizer"?
Pervin: Yes, it's exactly that. "400 kilos artificial fertilizer."
Fatima: Okay. Yes. This is a bomb.
Pervin: What kind of bomb?
Fatima: A really big bomb.

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Caliphate #1.1

Sulle: I don't get it.
Ibbe: Well... If you appeal--
Sulle: No, why should we study this?
Ibbe: Because if you live in Sweden, it's good to know this.
Sulle: I don't want to be in a whitewash country.
Ibbe: Where do you want to live?
Sulle: Somewhere else.

Fatima: We're not fucking travel agents! You want my help, you have to help me. You have to work for me.
Pervin: But what do you mean? What do you want me to do? You want me to spy?
Fatima: Yes, I do.

Teacher: Each group must choose one of the three articles... Israel/Palestine. For or against the sugar tax? Or for or against the death penalty? Then write a summary of the article.

Sulle: I'm suffering. I'm doing a fucking article on Israel. It's just lies. Just lies.
Ibbe: How do you know?
Sulle: Because I read about it. I found loads online. You don't know how it is there. It's a genocide on the Palestinians. Israel is worse than the Nazis.
Ibbe: Lucky you live here, then.
Sulle: No, it's not.
Ibbe: Why?
Sulle: Because I live in the world's most racist country... I do! Well, like, after the USA.
Ibbe: Racist how?
Sulle: No one in this school will get a job. Maybe as a cleaner, but no one will be, like, a lawyer. Because then we have to change our names to, like, Erik or Caroline. Don't you believe me?
Ibbe: No, it's not that.
Sulle: You ever seen a cop called Mustafa?
Ibbe: No.
Sulle: No, you haven't. Because Muslims don't get to be cops in Sweden. They all think that Muslims are terrorists.
Ibbe: But aren't there any cops that are Muslims?
Sulle: Yes, but they're no longer Muslims. They're like domestic Muslims. They've been forced to give up their faith to be policemen... It's true!
Ibbe: You're really brave, daring to talk about these things.
Sulle: Thanks.
Ibbe: Most kids your age...

Husam: You don't think I can take war?
Pervin: No, it's not that. I don't want you to kill more people. Do you want to?
Husam: Why wouldn't I want to? There's no question. We'll kill them here, we'll kill them in Sweden. They will fear Allah. They must know that you don't turn your back on Him. They'll be scared to go on a plane. They'll never feel safe on their streets.

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