Saving Grace

Bad Sisters 1×10

Grace Williams: He's dead. He's dead!

Grace Williams: What are you doing?
Bibi Garvey: We were just seeing if we could all fit in your massive wardrobe.

Bibi Garvey: Okay, if anyone in this room did it, we need to say.

Grace Williams: What are you fighting about?
Eva Garvey: Nothing. Just politics.

Eva Garvey: We may not have killed him…
Bibi Garvey: Jesus, we tried...

Bibi Garvey: You're only as happy as your unhappiest child.

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Going Rogue

Bad Sisters 1×9

Eva Garvey: Now she's got to carry that burden of guilt.
Bibi Garvey: You weren't concerned about me when I was going to shoot him.
Ursula Flynn: Or me.
Eva Garvey: Well, she's younger than… She's practically a kid.
Bibi Garvey: She's 29. What's the cutoff age for killing a man?

Becka Garvey: We always knew one of us would get the final bullet.

Bibi Garvey: He's unkillable. He's like a cockroach.

John Paul Williams: Grace will be upset by this, so I hope we can keep it civil for her sake. Because, Eva, I'm not going anywhere.

John Paul Williams: I remembered something else this morning. I remembered the Garvey girls are like rats. Where there's one, there's more, which is why you need to poison the nest.

Becka Garvey: I could do it. I've got blood on my hands anyway. Might as well be hung for a sheep.

John Paul Williams: Um, people like you, Roger, don't get to forgive people like me. Forgiveness flows down. Remember that.

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The Cold Truth

Bad Sisters 1×8

Eva Garvey: No. John Paul is not a killer.
Ursula Flynn: Uh, there's a time I would have said the same about us.

Bibi Garvey: It's not a clean kill, Becka.
Becka Garvey: You with the cabin fire? Her with the poisoned liver? I mean, when has it ever been a clean kill? The paintballing? The marina?

Eva Garvey: So, what would happen?
Ursula Flynn: His, uh, body temperature would fall very quickly. He'd have a burning sensation like pins and needles all over his body. His heart rate, respiratory rate, uh, blood pressure would drop. His body would slow the supply of oxygen to his brain. He'd feel drowsy, and he'd slip into unconsciousness. Then his heart would just…

Matthew Claffin: Shall I hit the road, or?
Becka Garvey: Uh… I don't mind.
Matthew Claffin: What, you... you want me to go?
Becka Garvey: No, I'm not saying I want you to go. I'm just saying I don't mind if you do.
Matthew Claffin: Oh.

Matthew Claffin: So, what? We had a man's body dug up for no reason?
Thomas Claffin: No, not no reason, Matt. They killed him. Just in a way that didn't leave a mark.

Thomas Claffin: They did it, Matt. I know it. You know it. It's just, we're never gonna know how.

Grace Williams: Why would he do that? ... Did something set him off?
John Paul Williams: You know what the French are like. Furious about everything. Turning lorries upside down, setting fire to fish.

Becka Garvey: It's done, Eva.
Eva Garvey: What's done?
Becka Garvey: The prick is dead.

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Rest in Peace

Bad Sisters 1×7

Grace Williams: He thinks someone's trying to kill him.
Eva Garvey: Oh.

Bibi Garvey: Well, we need to finish the job.
Ursula Flynn: And quick.

Becka Garvey: And it's not a mustache, by the way. It's a little peach fuzz! And it's charming!

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Splash

Bad Sisters 1×6

Grace Williams: It was an accident.
John Paul Williams: What was a one-eyed woman doing out there in the first place, shooting a gun?

Roger Muldoon: You know, when God closes the door, you just open a window. I've got all the gear. We could head out. Cast a wee line. Breathe in no better air.
John Paul Williams: I was expecting lemonade, Roger. Don't much fancy sucking the lemon.

Eva Garvey: If we were going to try again, we need zero risk of dogs and people and anything getting caught in the cross fire.
Ursula Flynn: Yes, so we may as well just light a candle, hope he drowns himself in his bath at night.

Grace Williams: So, tell me then about your day...
John Paul Williams: Where's my book?
Grace Williams: Your book?
John Paul Williams: Book. Object of fiction, loads of pages bound together with glue.

Becka Garvey: Let's wear white to his funeral.

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Eye for an Eye

Bad Sisters 1×5

Theresa Claffin: Well, it has to end one way or another. Have you seen the color of his skin? The man is gray. That is not a good look for a ginger.

Bibi Garvey: How do you drown a frog? In milk...

Bibi Garvey: Can a skull look smug?

Gabriel: So, when do I get to meet the rest of the Spice Girls then?
Eva Garvey: There is a scary one actually. And a baby one. And a ginger one, but sometimes.
Gabriel: So you're either Posh or Sporty.
Eva Garvey: I'm Posh with a capital "P." There's no sporty ones. And we're all good at downing wine if that's a sport? Is that a sport? If so, I'm an athlete.

Eva Garvey: That doesn't make you any less of a parent. Okay? Maybe one eye less of a parent.

Eva Garvey: I mean, why aren't you out? I mean, this is Ireland 2022. We're a bit fucking progressive these days.

Eva Garvey: You could have... You could have given me a sign or something.
Gabriel: Like, hold up a sign, "I'm gay"?
Eva Garvey: No. But a bloody… bloody rainbow. You know? A bloody little rainbow ribbon thing. Medal!

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Baby Becka

Bad Sisters 1×4

Thomas Claffin: So, when you're talking to her, focus on the lawyer's giveaways, which are?... Matt.
Matthew Claffin: What?
Thomas Claffin: Refusal to name the victim directly. Convoluted sentences...

Bibi Garvey: I got a medical journal from the library, and apparently, if you cut the aorta, you'll be done within 90 seconds, so...

Eva Garvey: I don't wanna hear the ins and outs of garroting someone.
Bibi Garvey: Why?
Eva Garvey: Because it's not happening, okay? It was one moment of madness. Two moments of madness. And that's it. It's over. It's done.

Minna Williams: John Paul loved frogs. He'd give them names, then drown them in milk. I found seven different glasses of milk with dead frogs under his bed.

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Chopped Liver

Bad Sisters 1×3

Bibi Garvey: So, when are we going to have another go at killing the prick?

Eva Garvey: We're doing it again, we're doing it with poison this time. Like normal women.

John Paul Williams: You're vile. Do you know that? Disgraceful. That's what you are. And disgusting. Disgraceful, vile and disgusting. That's what you are. Vile, disgusting, and disgraceful. That's you, Ursula Garvey. Vile, disgusting, and disgraceful.

Bibi Garvey: We just want to give nature a helping hand...

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Explode a Man

Bad Sisters 1×2

Matthew Claffin: You know, they have every right not to talk to us. You know that, right? We're not Garda.
Thomas Claffin: Absolutely. I think they shouldn't talk to us.
Matthew Claffin: What? Well, then, why are we here?
Thomas Claffin: If they don't answer our questions, we'll leave them alone, admit defeat, pay out. But if they invite us in, we'll know they've got something to hide. And then we'll haul each one of them over hot coals until we get to the truth.

Thomas Claffin: Anything strange that night?
Eva Garvey: Well, there was something strange... Actually, yeah, now that you mention it. The weather was really bad. I remember a tree had come down along the main road. And…
Thomas Claffin: And go on.
Eva Garvey: Well... Well, we were ordering in from a Chinese restaurant, but 20 minutes later, there's a bang on the door.
Thomas Claffin: And?
Eva Garvey: And he hands over a bag of Mexican food. From a Chinese restaurant. Like, a bunch of Mexican food. Isn't that weird? I thought that was weird.

Bibi Garvey: Imagine being rid of him. The prick, gone from her life. Gone from all of our lives. I've been thinking of ways to do it and not get caught, and it's trickier than you think.

Eva Garvey: We can't just kill our brother-in-law. Bibi! Do I wish he was dead? Yeah. He is a piece of shit. But that is not how, you know... That's not how life, society works. Okay? You can't just explode a man. It's barbaric is what it is. And you and me, we're not…
Bibi Garvey: Barbarians?
Eva Garvey: Murderers.

Bibi Garvey: Everything happens for a reason. Some patronizing fucker once said.

Matthew Claffin: You don't do this kind of thing! You tricked a widow into signing... It wasn't like it was sleight of hand. Even Dad had limits.
Thomas Claffin: Really, yeah? Well, lying is a form of deception too.

Thomas Claffin: Have I ever been wrong before?
Matthew Claffin: Yeah. That time you swore everyone would sing along with me to "Patricia the Stripper."
Thomas Claffin: Now, come on.
Matthew Claffin: And that time you said I wouldn't choke if put 20 Polos in my mouth.

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The Prick

Bad Sisters 1×1

Ursula Flynn: I don't know. He's got gout. And that ulcer. Lucky wind, he could fuck off in the next ten.
Bibi Garvey: Could happen before then. People get killed every day.
Eva Garvey: What's that mean?
Bibi Garvey: I mean, why not give nature a helping hand? All our worries would be over.

Grace Williams: Oh, God, my mouth is so dry.
Eva Garvey: No. Just... Sorry. Just... It's just prosecco. With a bit of vodka. I'm stopping tomorrow.

Bibi Garvey: He's dead. He's in the ground. He's Satan's problem now.

Eva Garvey: Fuck's sake. We just look out for each other like we always have. Right?
Becka Garvey: Always.

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