No Es Facil

House of Lies 5×10

& Marty: Cuba strategy for the Kohl brothers. Let me hear it.

& Marty: Welcome to Cuba. Oh, the perfect jewel of newly-budding capitalism. Like a long-dormant socialist succulent, one that somebody forgot to water for 50 years.

& Monica: Kaan & Asycophants, huh?

& Jeannie: Oh, memory, please do not hit «record.»
    Clyde: I got it. Don’t even worry about it.

& Doug: You know what? A fun Cuba fact is that the classic Parker Brothers game Monopoly is actually illegal here.
    Clyde: Wow. Irrelevant and who gives a fuck?

& Samuel Orozco: It’s this place. For good and bad, it’ll redirect you. Let me guess... you’ve done your little consultant regression models that project that you can build this many hotels and lease this much land, and that your market growth will be equal «X» and that your profit will be «Y,» yes?..

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    Well, here’s the thing. All of that... throw it in the ocean. You can’t quantify anything here. In Cuba, nothing will go the way you think. Nothing will match your charts and projections. If you want to do business here, you have to surrender.
    The guiding worldview of contemporary Cuba: «No es fácil...» «It’s not easy.»

& Doug: Señor, uh, everything in business is quantifiable.
    Samuel Orozco: Assuming that there is a series of constants. But in Cuba, the only constant...
    Jeannie: Is that nothing is constant.
    Samuel Orozco: La rubia wins the prize.

& Marty: I love you, Jeannie.

& Jeannie: Marty, did you marry me last night?
    Marty: Yep, yep, I think I might’ve.

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Σ Finally. Cuba was needed to finish this thing.

Violent Agreement

House of Lies 5×9

& Doug: Proceed with caution, my friend. Social media can be a fickle mistress. One minute, you’re being called the King of the TED Talk, and the next, VagBreath69 is telling you to «choke on a druid’s cock.»

& Ron Zobel: Oh, you want me to double my output of PSLs?
    Marty: PSLs?
    Ron Zobel: Pumpkin spice lattes. ... one second, because, you know, this requires focus, and you do not want to over-cinnamon, Martin.

& Clyde: Jeannie, if you’re gonna try to stop us, you should keep in mind it is twice as much fun as it looks.

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& Doug: And how long will we be there? It’s supposed to rain early next week; should I be packing an umbrella?
    Jeannie: I don’t know, Douglas. If it rains, you can always buy an umbrella in Cuba.
    Doug: Can I? Uh, it’s a communist country. Are umbrellas even available? You know I can’t think when I’m wet.

& Marty: Uh, yeah... yeah, all that. That you said, whatever, it’s great.
    Jeannie: Did you hear any of what I just said?
    Marty: No.

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Tragedy of the Commons

House of Lies 5×8

& Clyde: How was the meet and greet? You have pancakes or waffles or did you do both?
    Doug: You can’t have pancakes and waffles, Clyde. Are you fucking crazy?

& Clyde: ♪ Let me take you for a whirl ♪
                ♪ Let me take you for a whirl... ♪
    I had no idea I knew all the words to that song.

& Marty: So, uh, what is better, the Tie-Dye Snow Cone or the Ruby Red Mega Margarita?
    Bartender: I like the Strawberry Watermelon Margarita. It’s made with berry blocks.
    Marty: Berry blocks? Can we please have two of those right away?

& Marty: ...hey! You are Conner Sanders, lead singer of D’ream Out Loud, king of the fuckin’ world. Nothing scares you, right?... Boo!

& Jeannie: Everyone says it’s not about the money until they don’t have the money.

& Sam: What’s the point of being rich and famous if I’m not happy? Feel me?
    Jeannie: ...Yeah. I feel you.

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& Sam: Are you ghosting him?
    Jeannie: I might be. Tell me what it is and I’ll tell you if I am.
    Sam: It’s when you break up with somebody just by never talking to them again.
    Ryder: It’s cold as shit. It’s what Charlize did to Sean Penn.
    Hunter: I mean, she was all, «I’m a ghost, bitch.»

& Marty: Guys, let’s just focus on this, okay? We’re gonna crush this.
    Doug: Yeah.
    Marty: Then I’m gonna fuckin’ crush you.
    Doug: What?

& Marty: Yeah, well, sorry that your pop idol boyfriend is mad at you, but look on the bright side. You’ll probably end up in a song.

& Jeannie: I’m... what’s the point?
    Marty: The point is money, Jeannie.
    Jeannie: We already have a lot of money, Marty. And more money... isn’t gonna make you any happier.
    Marty: You know what? Maybe you’re right, okay? But winning will.

& Marty: I-I didn’t say «company.» What about a country?.. You still have a connection in Cuba, right?

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One-Eighty

House of Lies 5×7

& Max: You know, the people, they want salvation. It’s the law that can’t catch up.

& Clyde: Hello, bags of money.
    Joy: So you guys will be good getting all your fees in cash?
    Marty: «Cash»? Cha-ching.

& Marty: That, sir, smells like money, money, money.
    Max: Actually, that is the smell of civil rights. Of a movement. Of all the soldiers who lost their lives in the War on Drugs.
    Joy: And also it has made us millions.

& Doug: If I get it right, it will be downloaded and shared on Facebook ad infinitum.
    Clyde: What is that... Latin for «throw up»?
    Doug: I could be legendary... think about it. I could be like that data guy who swallowed a sword for no reason or the most popular TED Talk of all... how orgasms work.
    Clyde: Popular entirely because it gave a scientific basis for jerking off.

& Clyde: And by «tightening up valuations,» you mean we get to try all the marijuanas, Marty?

& Marty: Kiddies, kiddies, kiddies, have you not noticed that in any partnership,there’s always one person who’s more swayed by greed than the other? With the right argument...

& Jeannie: Wait, wait. What if everyone in the world blinked at the exact same time?.. Now. Now.

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& Jeannie: I see what you need.
    Doug: Earplugs?
    Jeannie: You and Clyde. That’s the love story.

& Marty: Don’t do that, okay? You’re letting your feelings tell you a story. You can’t let feelings make business decisions. Okay? This isn’t... this isn’t greed. It’s smart.

& Marty: This is gonna be the greatest TED Talk ever.

& Doug: Okay. Today, I’m going to share with you how to embrace your authentic self by defeating the level-nine orc of doubt that lives inside each and every one of us. Correction:
«level-nine orcs.»

& Jeannie: I’m never gonna be able to unsee this.

& Doug: .... So, in closing, if I can leave you with just one thought, let it be this... In the quest to find your authentic self, it is better to merge powers with an orc than to fight it.

& Marty: Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. It’s not about David versus Goliath. No, David with Goliath. David holding hands with Goliath. David giving Goliath a-a reach-around. Oh, come on, am I spitting wisdom right now? Yes. Do you guys need each other right now? Yes. Am I high as fuck right now? Yes! But am I making 100% complete total sense right now?........ Yes, yes, yes, I am.

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Johari Window

House of Lies 5×6

& Rita: ...Furthermore, that fake Negro had his hand all up in my hair. Unless you’re my stylist and I’m sitting in your chair, I don’t give a fuck what you do for a living... you do not touch a black woman’s hair. Even you know that, Marty, and you don’t even date black women.
    Marty: I...
    Rita: Stop.

& Jeannie: Marty, all your palling around with this guy, and your black-dar never went off?
    Marty: Whoa. What about your white-dar? It’s pretty fucking defective, too. This guy is one of yours.

& Jeannie: So what are we gonna do?
    Marty: Same thing we did last time we had a black CEO turn out to be white.
    Jeannie: So... no idea?
    Marty: No fucking idea.

& Clyde: I know you usually limit your radius of human wreckage to your tiny circle of friends and family, but this could have atomic bomb repercussions on all of fucking Los Angeles.

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& Marty: I’m just thinking... anything about your past, you know. Your «blackground.»

& Marty: Look, we’re-we’re still gonna make this money, but don’t you want to drop the whole act for a second, you know, all the theatrics, and just be real?
    Devin: Hmm. You know what’s real, Marty?.. I applied to Wharton three times as a white guy and was denied admission. I checked «African-American» the fourth time around... got right in.
    Marty: Man. Will white men ever catch a break?

& Marty: Listen, sometimes you got to eat some shit. Okay? The trick is to figure out the minimum amount of shit you got to eat and still get what you want.
    Rita: What your dad’s saying is you need to keep your eyes on the prize. That’s a song black people used to sing back during the Civil Rights Movement.
    Jeremiah: You do know what the Civil Rights Movement is?

& Jean-Michal: You’re fired!
    Marty: You may want to rethink that. I mean, firing the black consultant who told you about the white man you hired pretending to be black?
    Jeannie: It’s not gonna look good.

& Devin: Planet Curl may be the chocolate cookies, okay? But I’m-I’m the white guts that’s holding it all together and making it delicious, okay?! I’m the real Oreo! Not a fake Oreo like Marty!
    Marty: Wow.

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Above Board Metrics

House of Lies 5×5

& Doug: Denying it makes me think he really did, when he actually didn’t.

& Clyde: I should be up where you are.
    Marty: Should I call the wambulance?

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& Jeannie: Aren’t you glad you made them both partners?
    Marty: I did what now?

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End State Vision

House of Lies 5×4

& Roscoe: What’s up, my sexy bitches! Roscoe Kaan here. I’m in the Kaan loft. Today we talk about suit jackets and pins...

& RE Agent: Your daughter’s beautiful, by the way... We’re thinking of adopting a black baby, too. Where’s yours from?
    Jeannie: My vagina.

& Doug: How amazing would it be to be so rich, you could get away with killing your wife?.. You know what I meant!

& Hathaway: Don’t worry, I only kill my wives.

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& Jeremiah: No. This-this is not the moment.
    Rita: Not the moment? Sweetheart, you are a 68-year-old with Parkinson’s. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have nothing but time.

& Clyde: So, lesbian and married. Fantastic.

& Marty: So, uh, Pop used to do this thing. Shh. Can you lay that out for me?.. Called it the five S’s. You swaddle. Shh... Okay. You swing. Shush. And side. Shh... And stick the pacifier in its mouth.
    Jeannie: Is she asleep?
    Marty: That’s called sleep.

& Jeannie: Wow... God, could you imagine stepping off the hamster wheel for a while, and having the time and the financial wherewithal to reflect on what comes next?
    Marty: Yeah, we don’t even need to reflect on what comes next. You know, just... be.
    Jeannie: Marty Kaan, secret Buddhist.

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Holacracy

House of Lies 5×3

& Donald: I forgot, you’re the guy that flies around the country telling people richer than you are... How to get even richer while you stay the same.

& Marty: This is my top team.
    Yurgen: Good, cool, great, awesome and other superlatives.

& Yurgen: Marty, this Holacracy thing, it’s fucking my shit up, okay? I mean, no bosses, no organization. Anybody can be in any meeting any fucking time? What the fuck kind of shit is that? This whole thing is going pear-shaped.

& Sean Chew: Do you understand Holacracy? Do you «grok» Holacracy?
    Marty: Uh, I understand it. I’m not sure that I «grok» it...
    Doug: Marty, if I may. Sean, I got this. «Grok» was originally coined by Robert A. Heinlein in his seminal 1961 sci-fi novel, A Stranger in a Strange Land. It essentially means to take something in so deeply...

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& Clyde: Hey, Douglas, do you grok shutting the fuck up?

& Sean Chew: Listen, all of you. Marty. Pretty blonde. Jewish guy.
    Clyde: Sure.
    Sean Chew: ...
    Doug: Doug.

& Marty: I don’t feel a fucking thing. Shaman says close my eyes and watch the movie of my spirit. Know what happens when I close my eyes? I see a to-do list. I see my company. I see the people I’m responsible to. I mean, is that the movie of my spirit?

& Marty: Sean, Yurgen, janitorial staff, I.T. guys. I don’t know what happened last night...

& Marty: You, you, you. How much, personally? You?
    Yurgen: On paper?.. Over a billion dollars.
    Marty: What? That’s... huh? Over what?! Holy shit! That’s amazing. So if Sean thinks that Holacracy is the shit, don’t you have the common sense to just play that out? I mean, has he ever been right before? Let me see... Every fucking time.

& Marty: Jeannie, I am fucking thrilled. I can’t do this shit without you.
    Jeannie: Good answer.

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Game Theory

House of Lies 5×2

& Jeremiah: We were in boat pose, sweat was pouring off of us, and Rita says, um... What was that you said, baby?
    Rita: «Cheap ass yogis. You know this is just about not ponying up for air-conditioning.»

& Roscoe: ...Being vegetarian isn’t enough. I mean, stealing their eggs and their milk, it’s all part of this unacceptable system of the exploitation of animals.

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& Marty: Say thank you.
    Jeannie: Why?
    Marty: Because I’m a fucking mad warlock genius. Just say thank you.

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Creative Destruction Phenomenon

House of Lies 5×1

& Marty: Mine, motherfuckers. All mine.

& Marty: I mean, how do I define myself? I mean, what is me versus what is mine? Do I define myself by... how I feel? By my actions? By the number of people who love me? No, probably not that. Or maybe I define myself by what I have...

& Marty: White people, right?
    JR: Uh, yeah.
    Marty: Hey, man. Drop a beat... Bust a groove, man. Yeah, let’s make it hot. Go... Black bait. Don’t ever take the fucking black bait. Jesus!
    JR: Fucking fell for the black bait?

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& Marty: I have seen the soul of white people. And they should put it back.

& Roscoe: Oh, my God. I... I already have 207 likes.
    Marty: Wow. Now you’re really somebody.

& Marty: Skip «Fucking Shit In My Briefcase» Galweather.
    Galweather: Marty «Blew Up My Fucking Life» Kaan.

& Marty: I’ve been thinking a lot lately about... what is me? You know, what is mine? H-How... Who the fuck am I, you know what I mean? How do... how do I define myself? It’s just coming into focus that I define myself by motherfuckers like you. By conflict, is what I’m saying, by opposition. By the way that I just grind on my enemies until eventually they are just dust that I walk on. So that’s me. You know?

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It’s a Box Inside a Box Inside a Box, Dipsh*T

House of Lies 4×12

Ω Jeannie’s due!

& Marty: Right this second, I’m fucked. I mean, triple-decker-on-toast-points fucked. Deeply, physically, emotionally and spiritually fucked.

& Clyde: Oberholt. Yeah, I’ll hold.

& Marty: You ever notice how it doesn’t feel as hostile when you’re the ones doing the taking over?

& Doug: No! That could take years!

& Jeannie: What is the drug situation here?
    Nurse: Oh, we’re gonna take great care of you. Okay?
    Jeannie: Bring me the man with the needle... Give me the goddamn drugs!

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& Marty: I’m not a nice person, but I’m good at what I fucking do. I’m really, really good at it. I know what I’m doing. That’s why I went out there and got all you guys, right? All your companies so that we could, together, be one bigger, better company. ’Cause I know, with you, we can fucking crush it out there. I’m gonna make you wealthy. I’m gonna make you whole. I will make you better. But you have to, have to, have to, have to stick with me. Look, give me a year. [ Ω Season 5, huh? ] Can you do that? Give me... give me one year. Give me one year to make you all fucking rich. You know that I can.

& Grant: Marty, listen. Fucking listen. Listen. Just fucking listen, Marty. Marty, guys, tattoo girl, okay? I’m fucking sorry.

& Grant: I had a little too much to drink. Okay, I just drank too much!

& Jeannie: But, Marty... the party.

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Σ Pretty wrapped it all up, correct? Nevertheless, season 5's on its way.

Everything’s So F**King Obvious, I’m Starting to Wonder Why We’re Even Having This Conversation

House of Lies 4×11

& Marty: Hey, Blue Man Group, say words.

& Doug: Marty openly defied a powerful jillionaire. You know what they say about a woman scorned?
    Clyde: That it’s a sexist, borderline misogynistic expression?

& Harvey: I’ve had a lot of cappuccinos in my life. This one— excellent. Of course, paying eight dollars for it is kind of like getting a dick up your ass, but... still.

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& Harvey: I was thinking, I never actually had an Italian cappuccino. I mean, cappuccino in Italy, you know?

& Denna: Good day for Associates. Not such a good day for Kaan.

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Praise Money! Hallowed Be Thy Name

House of Lies 4×10

& Marty: Welcome to the golden age of Kaan and Associates. A true Renaissance where I am da Vinci, uh, Copernicus... and Machia-fuckin’-velli all rolled up into one.

& Marty: Oh, shit, you see me limping? Yeah, that’s ’cause my balls are so big. Whoever said it was lonely at the top— thank you, sweetheart— never sat here.

& Clyde: Quick question, if you don’t mind... The fact that Luke Sullivan is an outspoken, Bible-thumping denier of gay rights, a woman’s right to choose?
    Marty: It’s unfortunate, but it doesn’t mean his money is any less green.

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& Doug: I hear the real estate prices in Randland are at an all-time low.
    .....
    Doug: Randland.... The, uh, the mythical land in the Wheel of Time series, written by... Oh, why do I bother?

& Denna: You know what’s really disappointing here?
    Marty: What?
    Denna: I thought we were having fun. You got to play king of the mountain, it didn’t cost me anything, so I was happy to let you do it. But somewhere along the way, you convinced yourself that you had real power. And now you’re a problem I have to solve.

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We're Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe

House of Lies 4×9

& Marty: I would’ve overslept, too, if I had some comfy, snuggly manjamas like those!

& Zobel: I got the sixth sense— I see dead business.
    Marty: Well, uh, we are going through a rebuilding process...
    Zobel: Okay, Martin, I’m just gonna stop you right there. Okay? So, you’re saying... you know, bullshit, bullshit, rebuilding. Okay? But what I hear, what Ron Zobel is hearing... is «I’m defending my old ways, which have only taken me so far.» Am I right?

& Zobel: So, that’s your big plan to get huge?
    Marty: Uh... Yeah, that’s the big plan, Ron. We are going to build a mothership and rule the fucking universe.
    Zobel: Well, if you had the ability to do that, then I wouldn’t be here.

& Marty: Grow up, Clyde.
    Clyde: This is how I die.

& Jeannie: Ow! Oh!
    Doug: Hey, I got this. I have seen enough House to know what I’m doing here.

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& Marty: Now, your eyes are saying cost model, but your lips are saying «I don’t know dick about management consulting.»

& Harvey: Well, I’ve certainly walked in on you before, right?
    Clyde: That’s when I was 15.
    Harvey: It’s the circle. We return, we return... So much death in this family. That’s what it is.
    Clyde: No, no, no. You’re not allowed to justify your jacking off with cancer and the Holocaust, Dad. Do you fucking realize how crazy that is?

& Harvey: You know something? I don’t need your sympathy. How about just a little bit of deference for the man whose shpritz gave you life?

& Denna: So, which victory means more to you? Saying «fuck you» to my turnaround artist or making serious fuck-you money? Marty... I want you to really picture what it is you want most and ask yourself, «What is that worth?»

& Jeremiah: So, wait. When exactly are you due?
    Jeannie: Three weeks from tomorrow.

& Jeremiah: Well, to... to Jeannie... and Marty. And your happiness, hmm? Whatever form that may take. Truly, all I can say is that we want that for the both of you. And to this new person, well... we will love her completely... and unconditionally.

& Marty: Ninja fetus.

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He Didn't Mean That, Natalie Portman

House of Lies 4×8

& Marty: I swear, it’s like... it’s like escaping the Titanic and then burning to death in the fucking life raft as it goes up in smoke.

& Harvey: He didn’t meant that, Natalie Portman.
    Clyde: You seriously named that cat Natalie... O...kay. No, I see it. Her face is kind of... tiny, cute and Jewish.

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& Marty: Prison makes smarter criminals.

& Denna: You wanted me to own you... and now I do.

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The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass

House of Lies 4×7

& Jeannie: You know what, I am a bloated Hindenburg full of hormones right now. So I need you to fucking hear me, Marty. Okay?

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Trust Me, I'm Getting Plenty of Erections

House of Lies 4×6

& Jeannie: Kids?.. If you do not pay attention right now, I will not hesitate to flash you my giant, veiny, naked pregnancy belly button.

& Marty: Here’s a fun little fact: The word «fortune» comes from the Latin word Fortuna, goddess of chance. Fortuna— so pretty, right? Thing is, real fortune has nothing to do with chance. Or luck. Fortuna is bullshit. Real fortune is calculated. It’s relentless. Fucking criminal, even. You have to make fortune happen.

& Doug: It’s not going up, Marty.
    Marty: Uh, they have pills for that.
    Clyde: You know, it is so brave of you to talk about it. Usually, guys who can’t get erections don’t want to say...
    Doug: Trust me, I get plenty of erections.
    Clyde: See, I think you’re overcompensating now.

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& Blogger: Whoa! Whoa, what’s that, hmm?
    Marty: That-that’s for my blog. Fat Fucks Making Backroom Deals with Ex-con Businessmen dot-edu.
    Clyde: Edu— it’s an educational Web site.
    Marty: Yeah. It’s a place where you go to learn stuff.

& Roscoe: You don’t know anything about me. So, I... Where-where should I start?
    Marty: Just start. Start anywhere. You’d be surprised how little I would ever judge you.

& Marty: Hey, listen, man. Listen. I’m here, okay? Really not perfect, but... I’m here.

& Doug: No. Uh-uh, no, I can’t accept that. That’s ridiculous. That’s like breaking up the Beatles.
    Jeannie: We’re not the Beatles.
    Doug: We’re the Beatles, Jeannie. Think about it. Marty’s John. Uh, Clyde’s Sir Paul.
    Clyde: Nice!
    Doug: I’m George, the quiet seeker.
    Jeannie: Uh, sorry. I’m Ringo?
    Doug: No. No, no, no, no.
    Jeannie: No, I’m not Ringo.
    Doug: You’re not Ringo. Calm down. You’re the girl who’s often associated with the Beatles.
    Clyde: Aw! He just called you Yoko! To your face, he called you Yoko.

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The Urge to Save Humanity Is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule

House of Lies 4×5

& Jeannie: As soon as this merger goes through... we will be back to buying our own caviar in support of starving children everywhere.

& Jeannie: You don’t have any charities.
    Ellis: That’s because philanthropy is bullshit. Ever heard of H. L. Mencken? He said, «The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.»

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& Ellis: You know, it was H. L. Mencken who wrote... «The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. Power is what all messiahs really seek, not the chance to serve.»

& Kelsey: Well, I know my algorithm fucking rocks. So we don’t need to pander to some rich asshole who doesn’t give a shit. Let’s pander to some rich asshole who does.
    Clyde: So you’re fucking crazy. I mean, that’s a given, right?

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We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation

House of Lies 4×4

& Clyde: So you didn’t even read it.
    Kelsey: No, I did not read it.
    Clyde: Because...?
    Kelsey: Because business plans are just pages and pages of pseudoscience with the actual predictive power of a random number generator. I know they’re necessary to draw in money people, because money people are stupid, but they’re total bullshit.

& Doug: Okay, say what you want, but he has got these people in the palm of his hands. And look at the way he commands their attention. It’s almost Hitleresque.

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& Valerio: A little paternal advice: after you’ve chased everyone off, there’s no one else to blame if things go south.

& Marty: Fuck. Us.

& Jeannie: We somehow managed to pull that rabbit out of our ass.

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Entropy is Contagious

House of Lies 4×3

& Clyde: What would give you the impression that I want to date you in the first place? I mean... you’re not even in my arousal template.

& Marty: Hey. Tom and Jerry.

& Clyde: Do you really think I’m an asshole?
    Doug: Yeah. But that’s kind of your brand, you know?

& Doug: Do you know what Oscar Wilde said about absinthe?.. He said the first glass of absinthe makes you see things the way you wish they were. And after the second, you see thing the way they are not. Finally, well, then you see things the way they really are, and that, my friends, that is the most horrible thing of all. To you, absinthe.

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& Clyde: Dios mío. Doug, are you serious?
    Marty: Don’t text that last part.
    Clyde: Doug, this is a novel. Hold up, hold up. Did you mean to say, «You are a crazy country»?
    Marty: It’s auto correct, but the word’s still in there. The word... the first part of that word makes sense. If she reads it out loud, she’ll get it.

& Roscoe: Shut the fuck up, Dad! Stop trying to do damage control. The damage is done. Congratulations. Okay, I mean, your narcissism wins again. I mean, it’s bigger than all of us, Dad.

& Marty: I was trying to find the right time to tell you. I didn’t want it to just get blurted out.
    Roscoe: Dad, you don’t get to control how the world happens for me anymore. You don’t get to just set down all the land mines and decide when I step on them.

& Jeremiah: You don’t get to take your family down like this. We’ve all been through some tough times. All of us. But that’s what family is, that’s what this is, and sometimes, it’s a fucking disaster. But we go through that fucking disaster together. That’s what family is.

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