Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 <<

Mantis: Come on, Drax. Dance.
Drax: Only idiots dance.

Kraglin: Mantis, why don't you just touch him and, you know, make him happy?
Groot: I am Groot?
Kraglin: Dude!
Drax: Gross!
Cosmos: No, not like that. Touch him with her powers.
Mantis: It is wrong to manipulate the feelings of friends.
Kraglin: 'Bout that time you made me fall in love with my sock?
Mantis: Well, that was funny.

Peter Quill: Maybe they'll have a way for us to override the kill switch and save Rocket.
Drax: They won't just give us that information.
Peter Quill: Well, that's why we're gonna break in.
Drax: We kill anyone who gets in our way!
Peter Quill: Not kill anyone.
Drax: Kill a few people.
Peter Quill: Kill no people.
Drax: Kill one guy, one stupid guy who no one loves.
Peter Quill: Now you're just making it sad.

Peter Quill: Well, what I'm trying to say...
Mantis: Peter, you know this is an open line, right?
Peter Quill: What?
Mantis: We're listening to everything you're saying.
Drax: And it is painful.
Peter Quill: And you're just telling me now?!
Nebula: We were hoping it would stop on its own.
Peter Quill: But I switched it over to private!
Mantis: What color button did you push?
Peter Quill: Blue, for the blue suit!
Drax: Oh, no!
Nebula: Blue is the open line for everyone.
Mantis: Orange is for blue.
Peter Quill: What?!
Mantis: Black is for orange... yellow is for green, green is for red, and red is for yellow.
Drax: No. Yellow is for yellow... green is for red, red is for green.
Mantis: I don't think so.
Drax: Try it then.
Mantis: HELLOOO!!! You were right.
Peter Quill: How the hell am I supposed to know all of that?
Drax: Seems intuitive.

Teefs: I have been thinking.
Rocket: 'Bout what?
Teefs: Nothing in particular. But I thought, since you guys are my closest friends... and my only friends... you might be interested in knowing that I have been thinking.

Gamora: It's almost certainly a trap.
Peter Quill: Trap isn't a trap if you know the trap is trying to trap you. It's a face-off.
Gamora: A face-off is a trap if you're facing off... against a guy a thousand times more powerful than you.

Gamora: What are you so afraid of in your self that I need to be something for you? I don't give a shit about your Gamora.

Drax: Quill... life is a pond... and you've spent your entire life leaping from woman to woman... as if they're lily pads upon this great pond. Perhaps, what you need to do, Quill... is learn to swim.
Peter Quill: ... That actually made sense.
Drax: Yes, it made sense.
Peter Quill: No, I mean, that's sort of an analogy. And I didn't know that you were capable of that type of thought.

Drax: I know lots of analogies, Quill. Analogies, metaphors, et cetera. For instance... Gamora's head is like a lily pad because it is green. Analogy. And also stupid-looking... and flappy.
Peter Quill: Flappy?
Drax: Because her skin is made of a leaf. Metaphor.
Peter Quill: Is it?
Drax: Yesterday, I made a poop shaped like a fish. Even my butt is capable of making an analogy.

Mantis: What are you doing?
Drax: I got a bad feeling about this.
Mantis: Peter just told you to stay here.
Drax: Yeah, well, that's his fault. He should know by now that I never do anything that anyone ever tells me.

Mantis: It's not his fault he's stupid.
Nebula: He's a liability.
Mantis: He makes us laugh and he loves us. How is that a liability? All you care about is intelligence and competence.
Drax: Not sure I appreciate this defense.
Mantis: He has sadness... but he's the only one of you who doesn't hate himself. So I don't care if he's stupid.
Drax: You think I'm stupid?
Mantis: Yes.

Lylla: My beloved raccoon. This story has been yours all along, you just didn't know it.
Rocket: I'm not a raccoon.

Cosmos: The Soviet put me on a rocket... knowing full well I'm never to return and I will die... in a fiery ball of death. But one thing even mudak Soviets never do... is call me bad dog.

Rocket: I'm done runnin'.

Adam Warlock: Why? Why are you doing this? I tried to kill you.
Groot: I am Groot.
Drax: He says... "everyone deserves a second chance."

Rocket: The name's Rocket. Rocket Raccoon.

The High Evolutionary: All I wanted to do... was to make things... perfect.
Rocket: You didn't wanna make things perfect. You just hated things the way they are.

Groot: I love you, guys.

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Black Panther (2018) <<

Ramonda: I think that one day artificial intelligence is going to kill us all.
Shuri: My AI isn't like the movies, mother. It does exactly what I tell it to do.
Ramonda: Yeah, if only children were the same...

Okoye: Small, small girl... I am going to give you two options. You can come to Wakanda, conscious or unconscious.

Shuri: So, now you are keen to hear from a child who scoffs at tradition?
M'Baku: Mm. The world... The world has taken too much from you for you to still be considered a child.

Shuri: How?
N'Jadaka: How is never as important as why, right?

Nakia: I think... You're going to need a suit.

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Werewolf by Night (2022)

Ulysses Bloodstone: Good luck. I'll be rotting for you.

Jack Russell: I suggest we just pass each other by.
Elsa Bloodstone: What?
Jack Russell: I suggest we just pass each other by.

Jack Russell: I understand. It must be complicated to grow up with this family.
Elsa Bloodstone: You have no idea about my family, none.
Jack Russell: I don't... I can tell you my family was different. But all families have something in common. They follow us. For good, for bad. They stay, like they become an atmosphere. And sometimes, we think that by doing something very specific, we can change everything, and not be like them. Or sometimes, they're just a pain in the ass that we have to save all the time. I don't know. It's complicated.

Elsa Bloodstone: Ted?... You have a lovely name.

Jack Russell: Man, I cannot think of food right now. I'm... Let's do sushi. I owe you that. Yes... Yeah, you choose. Yeah.

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The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022)

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) <<

Kraglin: ... And that's how Yondu ruined Christmas forever.

Peter: Oh. Hi, Bzermikitokolok.

Mantis: You're coming with us.
Drax: As a Christmas present.

Mantis: Drax, do you love Peter and want to save Christmas? Or do you want a little funny man?
Drax: Uh....... A little funny man.

Mantis: Drax! You can't just kill people.
Drax: Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me?

Mantis: We are not doing anything wrong. We are just taking the legendary hero Kevin Bacon, to give him as a present to a friend who is sad about Christmas.

Drax: Tell us, what was it like when you had to save a small town by dancing like an idiot?

Mantis: He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone.
Drax: But actors are repugnant!
Mantis: I know! They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else.

Drax: We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor!
Mantis: This is the worst day of my life!
Drax: We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.

Drax: It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all.

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Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) <<

Gorr: So, this is my vow... All gods will die.

Korg: ... But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda. Wait. No. Jane Foster.

Darcy: Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
Jane Foster: It's not a card.
Darcy: Yes, it is.
Jane Foster: There's no card.
Darcy: There's a card. It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
Jane Foster: It's a... handsome card.

Peter Quill: I've been lost before. But then I found meaning, I found love. And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts. But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. My hope for you is that one day you will find something... to make you feel this shitty.

Peter Quill: Remember what I told you. You ever feel lost... just look into the eyes of the people that you love. They'll tell you exactly who you are.

Thor: Pain. What is pain but a construct invented by the weak?

Jane Foster: Hey, can I run something by you?
Thor: Yeah.
Jane Foster: So, I was thinking... when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase? Like, "Eat this hammer!" Or, like, "Check out my hammer." Like, what about... No... I'm work shopping it.
Thor: No, they are all really good. Mine is... "This ends here and now."
Jane Foster: Oh, that's such a good one.
Thor: Took me a long time to perfect it.

Zeus: I tell you one time... now, you shut up. You be quiet. Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
Thor: Zeus, we must do something!
Zeus: You cannot come to the orgy!

Thor: I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate... and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. I wanna live in the moment, I wanna live like there's no tomorrow... throw caution to the wind. I wanna be with you, Jane. What do you say?
Jane Foster: I have cancer.

Gorr: The gods will use you... but they will not help you. There is no eternal reward for us.

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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) <<

America Chavez: You're killing me.
Doctor Stephen Strange: I know. But in the grand calculus of the Multiverse, your sacrifice is worth more than your...

America Chavez: That wasn't a dream. It was another universe.

America Chavez: How much experience do you guys have with the Multiverse?

Wong: We have experience of the Multiverse. Most recently, there was an incident with Spider-Man.
America Chavez: What man?
Wong: Spider-Man. He has the powers of a spider.
Doctor Stephen Strange: Hence the name.
America Chavez: Gross. Does he look like a spider?
Wong: No. No, more like a man. Climbs walls, shoots webs.
Doctor Stephen Strange: Yeah. Bingo.
America Chavez: Out of his butt?
Doctor Stephen Strange: No. Well, maybe, I don't know. Honestly, I hope not.
America Chavez: Super weird.

America Chavez: All we knew is that they wanted to take my power for themselves.
Doctor Stephen Strange: What power?
America Chavez: I can travel the Multiverse.

Doctor Stephen Strange: We've taken her to Kamar-Taj, and we've got our defenses, but we could use an Avenger.
Wanda Maximoff: There are other Avengers.
Doctor Stephen Strange: Yeah, but given the choice between the archer with the mohawk and several bug-themed crime fighters, or one of the most powerful magic-wielders on the planet... it's an easy call.

Doctor Stephen Strange: Wanda, your children aren't real. You created them using magic.
Wanda Maximoff: That's what every mother does.

America Chavez: We need to go find...
Doctor Stephen Strange: Other Other Me.

Doctor Stephen Strange: We go on red?
America Chavez: Rule number one of Multiversal travel, you don't know anything.

America Chavez: Rule number two, find food. Preferably pizza. Pizza balls.
Doctor Stephen Strange: How'd you pay for that?
America Chavez: It was free. Food's free in most universes, actually. It's weird you guys have to pay for it.

Doctor Stephen Strange: How many universes have you been to?
America Chavez: Uh... Seventy-two. Seventy-three, counting this one.

Doctor Stephen Strange: I don't care if you're from the Avengers or S.H.I.E.L.D...
Baron Mordo: We're neither.
Doctor Stephen Strange: Well, what then? HYDRA?
Baron Mordo: The Illuminati will see you now.
Doctor Stephen Strange: The Illumi-what-y?

Captain Carter: We made the difficult choice because we knew what our Strange was capable of. What, perhaps, every Doctor Strange is capable of.

Professor Charles Xavier: Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever. We will see what kind of Doctor Strange you are.

Wong: I don't even wanna know.

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Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017)

Josette Frank: As you know, we are reviewing your handling of Wonder Woman... given the current controversy.
William Moulton Marston: You're gonna give her to someone else? She's a smash success because of me. I created her.
Josette Frank: Dr. Marston, Wonder Woman has drawn criticism... for being full of depictions of bondage... spanking, torture, homosexuality, and other sex perversions. Would you say that's a fair assessment of your work?
William Moulton Marston: I can see how people with a fairly limited understanding of my work... could arrive at these simplistic descriptions. They'd be wrong, of course.

Elizabeth Marston: Well, then, do it.
William Moulton Marston: You won't be jealous?
Elizabeth Marston: No, I don't experience sexual jealousy. Who am I to fight nature? I'm your wife, not your jailer.

Elizabeth Marston: Oh, and if you fuck my husband, I'll kill you.

Elizabeth Marston: Look, I feel sorry for you. No, really, I... I do, it's not your fault. It's, um, your beauty, it's like a... Well, it's like a handicap. It's like having three legs or something.
Olive Byrne: Mrs. Marston, I...
Elizabeth Marston: No, there's no need to be defensive. I'm just asking you the courtesy of please not fucking my husband. Can you do that for me?
Olive Byrne: Yes.
Elizabeth Marston: Thank you.

William Moulton Marston: How are you going to learn anything at all about life if you refuse to live it?

Olive Byrne: I do envy men's position in life, their physical strength, their entitlement. My aunt said, "A woman must not be told how to use her freedom... she must find out for herself."
William Moulton Marston: Your aunt, my dear, is quoting Margaret Sanger.
Olive Byrne: My aunt is Margaret Sanger.
Elizabeth Marston: The Margaret Sanger?

William Moulton Marston: Dominance, inducement, submission... and compliance. All human relationships break down into the interplay... between these categories of emotion. .....

Elizabeth Marston: Bill, her rhythmic breathing increases.
William Moulton Marston: Benussi already exhausted that avenue.
Elizabeth Marston: Her heart beats faster. Her systolic blood pressure would rise.
William Moulton Marston: Her systolic blood pressure. You could measure that. Oh, you could fucking measure that. You could measure that. Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha. Think of it sooner...
Elizabeth Marston: Oh, my God. We did it!
Bill Marston: The link to the lie-detector test was there the whole time. It doesn't matter what you say or what you think. Your body will always betray you. Your heart pumps a record of the truth.

Elizabeth Marston: What is it that attracts you to her?
William Moulton Marston: She is beautiful... guileless, kind, pure of heart. And you are brilliant... ferocious, hilarious... and a grade-A bitch. Together, you are the perfect woman.

William Moulton Marston: If the nature of men is inherently violent and anarchistic... and the nature of women is inherently loving and nurturing... then shouldn't women be the ones to rule the world? Wouldn't that be a more reasonable choice?... But be warned, ladies. We men will not give up our power without a fight.

Charles Guyette: What did you have in mind?
William Moulton Marston: Hmm... Uh, something Greek?
Charles Guyette: How about an Amazon?
William Moulton Marston: That's fantastic.

Elizabeth Marston: Honey, this is pornography. Isn't this illegal?
William Moulton Marston: Yes, yes, but look closely.
Elizabeth Marston: I don't understand what we're supposed to be looking at.
William Moulton Marston: Okay. Dominance... inducement, submission... compliance. This imagery is a metaphor for DISC theory. These pictures communicate in an instant... what I've spent my entire career trying to explain. This is what we should be doing.
Elizabeth Marston: Sweetheart... this is pornography.

Elizabeth Marston: A comic book, Bill?
William Moulton Marston: Well, it's perfect. I'm going to inject my ideas right into the thumping heart of America. I mean, I'll get a real artist to draw it properly. She's an Amazon princess that lives on an island of all women.
Olive Byrne: Paradise Island.
Elizabeth Marston: And a man crash-lands on the island?
William Moulton Marston: Yeah, Steve Trevor, the spy.
Elizabeth Marston: And she wears a burlesque outfit.
William Moulton Marston: Well, it's athletic.
Olive Byrne: And silver bracelets.
William Moulton Marston: They deflect bullets.
Elizabeth Marston: And all her friends are sorority girls... who have spanking parties, and everybody fights Nazis... and rides in an invisible plane?
William Moulton Marston: Yes.

William Moulton Marston: What?
Elizabeth Marston: Bill. We love you truly, so much. But nobody... I say this with all the compassion and truth in my heart. Nobody will ever publish this.

William Moulton Marston: Mr. Gaines, please do not make the mistake... of lumping me into the cesspool of riffraff with whom you usually deal. I am a Harvard-trained doctor of psychology... with nearly 25 years' experience into the analysis of human emotion. I'm also the inventor of the lie detector.
M.C. Gaines: No shit.
William Moulton Marston: Suprema, the Wonder Woman will not be an ordinary comic book. But instead, the start of a powerful feminist movement. She will be carefully crafted, psychological propaganda... based on a lifetime of research into the human mind... inserted into a populist medium to further equal rights for women.

M.C. Gaines: Eh. Suprema, the Wonder Woman? It's too wordy. Why don't you just call her, uh, Wonder Woman?

Josette Frank: You don't even deny that these images are overtly sexual.
William Moulton Marston: An erotic component is necessary. How else is submission supposed to be pleasurable?

William Moulton Marston: I am teaching readers to submit to a loving authority. And that submission is pleasurable. Young boys must learn this... if they are to grow up respecting powerful women.
Josette Frank: What is powerful about a woman running around in a bathing suit?

William Moulton Marston: You need to submit to her.
Elizabeth Marston: I don't know what you're talking about.
William Moulton Marston: You cannot win every argument. You cannot dominate all the time. Get on your knees.

Elizabeth Marston: I thought I knew everything. I thought love wasn't enough. But it... It has to. It has to be enough because we cannot... We cannot live without you. I cannot live without you.

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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) <<

May Parker: With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely, ...
MJ: Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed.

Dr. Strange: Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio. It's you trying to live two different lives. And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes.

Peter Parker: Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
Dr. Strange: No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and... Scooby-Doo this shit.

MJ: I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word "please."
Dr. Strange: Please Scooby-Doo this shit.

Ned Leeds: I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair, but you can't take the chair out of the guy.

Peter Parker: Why?
Dr. Strange: Well, some of these guys are gonna die. Parker, it's their fate.
Peter Parker: Come on, Strange, have a heart.
Dr. Strange: In the grand calculus of the multiverse, their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives. I'm sorry, kid. If they die, they die.

Max Dillon: You trust him?
Sandman: I don't trust anyone.

Sandman: How'd you end up like that anyway?
Max Dillon: Oh... the place where I worked at, they were experimenting with electricity created by living organisms, and then, uh... I fell into a vat of electric eels.
Sandman: You're kidding. I fell into a supercollider.
Max Dillon: Damn. Gotta be careful where you fall.

Green Goblin: I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes. Struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose... Gods don't have to choose. We take.

Peter Parker: Hi. Um, my name is Peter Parker, and I... would like a coffee, please.

Eddie Brock: Okay, I think I got this. You're saying that this whole place here, it's just tons of... superpeople.
And he has been saying it for hours.
Eddie Brock: All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?... Okay, and there was a really angry green man.
Bartender: Hulk.
Eddie Brock: Hulk...
Venom: And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name.
Eddie Brock: Yeah, because it is. Now tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones. 'Cause I'll tell you what, man, aliens, they do not love stones.
Venom: Eddie, don't start.
Eddie Brock: No, they do not love stones. Know what aliens love? Eating brains! Because that's what they do. All right?

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>> Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

The King's Man (2021)

Polly: Fear is natural. The problem is, the more you fear something, the more likely it is to come true.

Shepherd: What is trust? Trust is having confidence... in the honesty of another. That will be our weapon... to change the world. Who do I trust? Animals. They never let me down... and they follow my commands blindly. The question I now have is... can I trust you to behave like them?

Conrad Oxford: It's just Serbia. It's such a small part of the world. Why do they care?
Orlando Oxford: Well, because small things can grow into big problems.

Conrad Oxford: My lord, it would be my honor to volunteer.
Orlando Oxford: Honor?
Kitchener: Fine words, young Conrad.
Orlando Oxford: But therein lies the problem. Legally, you're not old enough to join up. But still young enough to believe it's an honorable thing to die for one's country.
Kitchener: The object of war is not to die for one's country... but to make the enemy die for theirs.

Orlando Oxford: Reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.

Orlando Oxford: You see, this war has made me realize... that we cannot rely on politicians to do their job properly. So, I decided... that we should do something about it.
Conrad Oxford: This isn't making any sense to me, Father.
Orlando Oxford: Let me explain. My reputation is of a man not wanting to be involved... which means that my character finds it much easier to be involved unnoticed. Just like domestic servants everywhere who are seen but not heard. Essentially invisible. Unless they're part of the Oxford family, of course.

Shepherd: I want you to pick up where Rasputin failed. I don't care about your ideology or your politics. Just start your fucking revolution... and get Russia out of my war... Comrade Lenin.

Comrade Lenin: When my revolution is complete... the flocks left will be so powerful... your one problem will be finding my equal to balance from the right.

Lance Corporal Reid: This is gonna sound stupid. But according to Conrad, I'm Lancelot. You're Merlin, and I'm requesting an audience with King Arthur.

Conrad Oxford: I thought I knew what I wanted. My father warned me. My father warned me. I didn't listen... and now it all makes sense.

Orlando Oxford: Enough of dealing with tentacles, Shola. It's time to cut off the head.

Shepherd: What say we end this shite as gentlemen? After all... manners maketh man.

King George: I owe you a great personal debt that I still have my crown.
Orlando Oxford: In that case, would you meet me tomorrow at Kingsman, 3:00?
King George: A tailor shop?
Orlando Oxford: Yes, sir. Number 11, Savile Row.

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Σ pita4og: "...весьма удачная предыстория первых двух частей франшизы за авторством Мэттью Вона. Немного сюрреалистичный взгляд режиссера на мировую историю и события Первой мировой войны..."

>> Kingsman: The Secret Service

Eternals (2021)

Avengers: Endgame (2019) <<

Dane: Are you a wizard?
Sersi: What?
Dane: Yeah, like Doctor Strange.
Sersi: No. I'm...
Dane: I've noticed some unusual things happen when I'm around you. Like our water always turns to coffee whenever the waiter ignores us.
Sersi: That's your caffeine addiction talking.

Dane: Well, I guess you must be the pilot.

Dane: Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos? Or any war? Or all the other terrible things throughout history?

Dane: How long were you two together?
Sersi: 5,000 years.
Dane: I guess you can call that long-term.

Sprite: Nobody ever wonders how you managed to be the leading man for over 100 years?
Kingo: Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. That is my great-great-grandfather, that is my great-grandfather, grandfather, father, and me. I'm part of the greatest dynasty in the history of Bollywood. Pretty impressive, right?

Gilgamesh: Who the hell are you?
Karun: I'm Karun. Kingo's valet.
Gilgamesh: Oh, valet. Like Alfred in Batman.

Kingo: Speaking of Odin... Thor used to follow me around when he was a little kid. Now he's a famous Avenger and won't return my calls.
Sprite: So, now that Captain Rogers and Iron Man are both gone, who do you think is gonna lead the Avengers?

Kingo: So, you're saying we're basically fancy robots? And our past memories are stored somewhere in space?

Gilgamesh: I thought we were heroes. Turns out we're the bad guys.

Kingo: Di-shoom.

Ajak: Why now? Five years ago, Thanos erased half of the population of the universe. Delayed The Emergence. But the people of this planet brought everyone back with the snap of a finger.

Kingo: I love the people of this planet. But if you stop this Emergence, you are preventing so many other worlds like this one from being created...

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Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

Venom (2018) <<

Venom: Man should never consent to crawl when he has the impulse to fly.

Eddie Brock: I don't like you.
Venom: Let me eat him!
Eddie Brock: You do not deserve nice things.

Cletus Kasady: Go on. People love... serial killers. All my secrets laid bare, Eddie. So much carnage...

Eddie Brock: Man, that was abusive. That was abuse. And that's a $2,000 TV. You have got to get control of your aggression.

Venom: I cannot live on chicken and chocolate alone. I need brains.
Eddie Brock: Chickens have brains.
Venom: I most passionately disagree. Look. Look at those poor idiots. Small brains.
Eddie Brock: Come on, man, it's not their fault that you, uh... you live on the old phenylethyla... laphenylethylan.
Venom: Phenylethylalanine.
Eddie Brock: Yeah, I just... I just said that.

Venom: I've told you a thousand times, because it is only found...
Eddie Brock: Yeah?
Venom: In brains and in chocolate.
Eddie Brock: And in chocolate.

Eddie Brock: All right, well, how about this? You live in my body, you live by my rules.

Eddie Brock: ...if one more head goes missing, we will get hauled off into Area 51. They will kill us both. So somebody has to be responsible.
Venom: Responsibility... it's for the mediocre.

Venom: I'm done with this grossness. Look at all the amazing things that we can do. We are wasting our talent.

Venom: Crapola! Another one bites the dust.

Venom: Look at all these weirdos... My kind of people.

Venom: Eddie was wrong. He kept me hidden because he was ashamed. But look at me now. You love me, and I'm free!

Venom: Stop this cruel treatment of aliens. It is wrong. All of us should be able to live together upon this ball of rock. Free to be who we be!

Detective Mulligan: You know what secrets want, Eddie? They want out. That's why they're so hard to keep.

Venom: Time to die.
Eddie Brock: That's the spirit.
Venom: I mean us. We are going to die.

Cletus Kasady: You know how I spent my endless days? I spent them thinking about how you only told one side of the story. You didn't write about the part where Cletus was abused by Mommy, Daddy and Granny! You didn't tell the world how he was a scared little boy that no one cared about and no one came to save! You never asked yourself why! That's bad journalism!

Carnage: Let there be carnage!

Cletus Kasady: I'm not a crazy man, but I am a vengeful one.

Venom: He did not taste good.

Eddie Brock: Well, my dear Sancho, facts are the enemy of truth.
Venom: What does that even mean?
Eddie Brock: It means... It means that we... are... frien...
Venom: Fugitives!
Eddie Brock: Um, yeah. Yeah.
Venom: On the run.
Eddie Brock: That, too.

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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Soo: Look, we're now living in a world where at any moment half the population can just disappear. Life's too short and too fragile.

Xu Wenwu: Names are sacred, Ruiwen. They connect us not only to ourselves, but to everyone who came before.

Shaun: So you became an actor because you thoughtthe monkeys were actually...
Trevor Slattery: Riding horses? I did. Yes.
Shaun: When, in fact, they were simply acting as if they were riding horses.
Trevor Slattery: I still can't get my head round it, to be honest.

Trevor Slattery: That's a weird horse... What's it looking at me for?

Trevor Slattery: I'm not a threat. Just an entertainer. Morris can vouch for me.

Master Guang Bo: If you aim at nothing, you hit nothing.

Soo: Two weeks ago, you were parking cars for tips, and you want me to believe you're now saving the world from soul-sucking monsters?

Bruce: Guys, stay safe. Welcome to the circus.

Wong: I know this is a lot to take in, but you're gonna have to start getting used to that. From now on, the trajectory of your lives will be like nothing you've ever experienced before. And there's no going back.

Wong: You both have a long journey ahead of you. Go home, get some rest.
Shaun: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Katy: Yeah. Yeah, we probably should do that. Or...

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Black Widow (2021)

Captain America: Civil War (2016) <<

Melina: Get up. You're okay. Come on. You're a brave girl. Your pain only makes you stronger.

Yelena Belova: Why don't you take it to one of your super-scientist friends? They can explain it to you. Tony Stark, maybe?
Natasha Romanoff: Oh, yeah. We're not really talking right now, so...
Yelena Belova: Great. Perfect timing. Where's an Avenger when you need one?

Natasha Romanoff: This doesn't make any sense.
Yelena Belova: Well, the truth rarely makes sense when you omit key details.

Natasha Romanoff: I'm just finding it hard to believe that he could stay off my radar.
Yelena Belova: Well, it's not smart to attack an Avenger if you want to stay hidden. I mean, the clue is in the name. Dreykov kills you, one of the big ones comes to avenge you.
Natasha Romanoff: Wait, what are the big ones?
Yelena Belova: Well, I doubt the god from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight.

Yelena Belova: Did you ever wish for kids? I want a dog.

Yelena Belova: Don't.
Natasha Romanoff: Don't what?
Yelena Belova: You're going to give me some big hero speech, I can feel it.

Alexei: Oh, that was exciting. Oh, I'm so proud of you girls.

Alexei: Yelena, you went on to become the greatest child assassin the world has ever known. No one can match your efficiency, your ruthlessness. And Natasha, not just a spy, not just toppling regimes, destroying empires from within, but an Avenger. You both have killed so many people. Your ledgers must be dripping, just gushing red. I couldn't be more proud of you.

Alexei: Honey, we're home. Come on, girls.

Natasha Romanoff: Why you doing this?
Melina: Why does a mouse born in a cage run on that little wheel? Do you know I was cycled through the Red Room four times before you were even born? Those walls are all I know. I was never given a choice.

Yelena Belova: You don't care. You don't care. The only thing you care about are your stupid glory days as the Crimson Dynamo, and no one wants to hear about it.
Alexei: ... It's the Red Guardian.
Yelena Belova: Get out.

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>> Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019) <<

Ned Leeds: We're gonna be bachelors in Europe... I may not know much, but I do know this: Europeans love Americans.
Peter Parker: Really?
Ned Leeds: More than half of them are women.

MJ: By the way, travel tip: You should download a VPN on your phone, so the government can't track you while abroad.

Ned Leeds: .... So, uh, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now.
Peter Parker: Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe?
Ned Leeds: Peter, those were the words of a boy. And that boy met a woman. A very strong and powerful woman. And now, that boy's a man.
Betty Brant: Babe?
Ned Leeds: Coming, babe.

MJ: It's perfect. The most perfect word. Italians created it, I discovered it.
Peter Parker: What does it mean?
MJ: It means a million things. I don't know. Get out of my face. I don't know and get out of my face. It's the best thing Italy created, except for espresso. ... "Boh" is my new superpower. It's like the anti-"aloha." I was born to say this word.

Mr. Harrington: What do you think it is?
Mr. Dell: You know, being a man of science... witches.

Nick Fury: "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference. You can lose the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it. You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason.

Quentin Beck: I saw what you did with the tower. We could use someone like you on my world.
Peter Parker: Thanks. I'm sorry. Your world?
Nick Fury: Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours.
Quentin Beck: There are multiple realities. This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833.
Peter Parker: I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. That changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system. How does that even work with all the quantum...? It's insane. S-sorry. It's really cool.

---

E.D.I.T.H.: EDITH stands for "Even dead, I'm the hero." Tony loved his acronyms.

Betty Brant: I would totally kiss you, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ned Leeds: .... I might have a mint.

Mr. Dell: I came for science. I'm leaving 'cause of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages!

Quentin Beck: These days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape or shooting lasers from your hands, no one will even listen.

Quentin Beck: It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

Happy Hogan: You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend. And he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.

Happy Hogan: Your friends are in trouble, you're all alone, your tech is missing. What are you gonna do about it?
Peter Parker: I'm gonna kick his ass.
Happy Hogan: I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do? We've been hovering over a tulip field for the last 15 minutes.

Peter Parker: What's your password?
Happy Hogan: "Password."
Peter Parker: No, what is your password?
Happy Hogan: "Password," spelled out.
Peter Parker: Head of security, and your password is "password"?
Happy Hogan: I don't feel good about it.

Happy Hogan: You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music....
Peter Parker: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!

Brad Davis: Is no one else here interested in the truth?... "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."
MJ: George Orwell.
Brad Davis: Thank you, MJ.

Peter Parker: How could you do all of this?
Quentin Beck: You'll see, Peter. People, they need to believe. And nowadays... they'll believe anything.

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>> Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) <<

Tony Stark: I said we'd lose. You said, "we'll do that together too." Guess what, Cap? We lost, and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the Avengers? Not the Prevengers, right?

James Rhodes: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?

Natasha Romanoff: You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side - I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.

Steve Rogers: Some people move on. But not us... Not us.

Natasha Romanoff: Have any of you guys ever studied Quantum Physics?

Steve Rogers: Wait, are you talking about a time machine?
Scott Lang: No, of course not, not a time machine. This is more like a... yeah, like a time machine. I know it's crazy, it's crazy but I can't stop thinking about it. There is got to be some... it's crazy.
Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get e-mails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore.

Natasha Romanoff: You were kidding, right?
Bruce Banner: I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either, all of it is a joke or none of it is.

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Scott Lang: We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!

Nebula: That's not how it works!
Clint Barton: Well that's what I heard.
Hulk: Who told you that?
James Rhodes: Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...
Scott Lang: Quantum Leap?
James Rhodes: A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time...
Scott Lang: Hot Tub Time Machine?
James Rhodes: Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!
Scott Lang: Die Hard? No, that's not one...
James Rhodes: Look, this is known!
Hulk: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!
Nebula: Exactly!
Scott Lang: So, Back to the Future's a bunch of bullshit?

Frigga: Idiot? No. A failure? Absolutely.
Thor: That's a little bit harsh.
Frigga: You do know what that makes you? Just like everyone else.
Thor: I'm not supposed to be like everyone else, am I?
Frigga: Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero is how well they succeed at being who they are.

Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.

Thanos: I am... inevitable.
Iron Man: And I... am... Iron Man!

Tony Stark: I love you 3000.

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>> Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Miss Calleros: Mr. Morales. Movin' in the dark. You're late again.
Miles Morales: Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early.

Miles Morales: How could there be two Spider-Men? There can't be two Spider-Men. Can there?

Peter B. Parker: What now? What is this place? Did you know your shoes are untied?

Stan Lee: I'm going to miss him... We were friends, you know.

Miles Morales: Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Stan Lee: It always fits... eventually.

Miles Morales: This is amazing! You can teach me like Peter said he would. Before he died.
Peter B. Parker: Yeah. Exactly.

Peter B. Parker: "Or everyone's gonna die." That is what they always say. But there's always a little bit of time before everybody dies and that's when I do my best work.

Miles Morales: Aren't you gonna need this?
Peter B. Parker: Aw, you have a goober. Give it.
Miles Morales: Wait, no. Not so fast. He called it an override key.
Peter B. Parker: There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key. I can never remember, so I always call it a goober. Give it.

Peter B. Parker: What are you doing?
Miles Morales: Making you feel guilty. Is it working?
Peter B. Parker: How could it...? No. Look at me. Does it look like it's working? No. No, it's not... No! No! No! Do not let him win! All right, kid. You win.

Miles Morales: You got any Spider-Man tips you can tell me now?
Peter B. Parker: Yeah, I got plenty. Disinfect the mask. You're gonna wanna use baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints.
Miles Morales: Anything else?
Peter B. Parker: Nope, that was everything.

---

Peter B. Parker: Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure.

Peter B. Parker: We're a little team! Me as the teacher who could still do it. You as the student who can do it, just not as good. I'm proud of us. Is there something you want to say to me?

Miles Morales: How many more Spider-People are there?
Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con.
Miles Morales: What's Comic-Con?

Aunt May: And what dimension are you from?
Miles Morales: Brooklyn.

Uncle Aaron: You're the best of all of us, Miles. You're on your way. Just keep going. Just keep going...

Spider-Ham: Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.

Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.

Miles Morales: When will I know I'm ready?
Peter B. Parker: You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

Peter B. Parker: Why is this always difficult?..

Spider-Ham: That's all, folks.
Peter B. Parker: Is he allowed to say that, legally?

Miles Morales: Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now.

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Captain Marvel (2019)

Vers: Wanna fight?

Yon-Rogg: There's nothing more dangerous to a warrior than emotion... Humor is a distraction... Anger only serves the enemy.

Vers: It's all blank. My life. You're supposed to take the form of who I most admire, but I don't even remember who this person was to me.
Supreme Intelligence: Perhaps this is a mercy, sparing you from a deeper pain. Freeing you to do what all Kree must: put your people's needs before your own. We've given you a great gift. The chance to fight for the good of all Kree.

Carol Danvers: Flying your planes never feels like work.

Korath: Ever been to C-53?
Minn-Erva: Once. It's a real shithole.

Nick Fury: It was cool, you know? Had a space invasion, big car chase. Got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical nine-to-five.

Nick Fury: And you're a Kree? A race of noble warriors?
Vers: Heroes. Noble warrior heroes.

Vers: Nicholas Joseph Fury. You have three names?
Nick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas. Not Joseph. Not Nick. Just Fury.
Vers: What does your mom call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Vers: What do your friends call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Vers: What about your kids?
Nick Fury: If I have them, they'll call me Fury.

Talos: That's not a cat. That's a Flerken.

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Vers: What's happening?
Nick Fury: It's loading.

Talos: It's here. It's gotta be here.
Nick Fury: Well, is it in front of all that nothing, or behind it?

Kree Computer: Species: Flerken. Threat: high.
Nick Fury: It's a cat, not Hannibal Lecter.
Kree Computer: Species: human male. Threat: low to none.
Nick Fury: That thing's clearly busted.

Nick Fury: I'm picking you up now. I'm trusting you not to eat me.

Nick Fury: Come on, do your thing! Come on! Come on! Damn it, Goose! Pick a side.

Nick Fury: You sure that's what Marvel would want?
Carol Danvers: Mar-Vell.
Nick Fury: That's what I said.
Carol Danvers: It's two words. Mar. Vell. Mar-Vell.
Nick Fury: "Marvel" sounds a lot better. You know, like the Marvelettes.

Agent Coulson: So, is it true? That the Kree burned your eye out... because you refused to give them the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: I will neither confirm nor deny the facts of that story.
Agent Coulson: Understood.

Nick Fury: S.H.I.E.L.D. alone can't protect us. We need to find more.
Agent Coulson: More weapons?
Nick Fury: More heroes.
Agent Coulson: You think you can find others like her?
Nick Fury: Hmm, we found her, and we weren't even looking.

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Venom (2018)

Eddie Brock: There's no such thing as can't.

Carlton Drake: Have a nice life.

Jake: You know, for a smart guy, you really are a dumbass.

Eddie Brock: Do you ever feel like your life is like one monumental screwup?

Eddie Brock: What is wrong with me?!

Venom: Outstanding.

Stoner Dude: Dude! How did you do that?
Eddie Brock: Apparently, I have a parasite.

Eddie Brock: That is a dead-end!
Venom: Not for us.

Venom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.

Eddie Brock: What the hell are you?
Venom: I am Venom. And you are mine.

Venom: Listen carefully, Eddie. You did not find us. We found you. Think of yourself as my ride.

Venom: Cooperate, and you might just survive. That is the deal.

Venom: Let's eat his brains.

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Venom: You want up?... Well, why didn't you just say?

Anne Weying: What, so, sound is like his kryptonite?

Eddie Brock: Did your mama not love you?

Anne Weying: I just bit that guy's head off!
Eddie Brock: I know, I know. I've been there, too. It's not fun.

Eddie Brock: Oh, Jesus! You can take this guy, right?
Venom: He has got shit you have never seen.
Eddie Brock: What does that mean? What are our chances?
Venom: Hmm. Pretty much zero.

Eddie Brock: Oh, fuck it. Well, let's go save the planet.

Dapper Dog Walker: Hey. Don't give up on her. Either of you.
Eddie Brock: We won't.
Venom: Who is that guy?

Eddie Brock: There are good people in this world, a lot of them. And then there are bad people. You have to tell the difference. The deal is, you will only ever be allowed to touch, harm, hurt, possibly, very possibly, eat very, very bad people, but never, ever, ever good people. All right?
Venom: Fine. But how does one tell the difference?
Eddie Brock: Well, it's super simple. I mean, you just have to... You can intuit it, you can sense it. Sometimes you can even feel it.

Venom: Can we get something to eat now? Otherwise, your liver, it's starting to look really, really good and juicy...

Cletus Kasady: When I get out of here... and I will... there's gonna be carnage.

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>> Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Ant-Man (2015) <<
Captain America: Civil War (2016) <<

Scott Lang: Three days. Easy-peasy.

Sonny Burch: Quantum technology. Now, you can forget nanotech, forget AI, forget cryptocurrency. Quantum energy is the future. It's the next gold rush.

Scott Lang: Do you guys just put the word "quantum" in front of everything?

Luis: I've been trying to tell you, he's in a tricky spot, emotionally speaking.
Sonny Burch: Emotionally speaking. Well, where is Scott Lang, literally speaking!
Luis: Oh! The woods.

Maggie:—What does the FBI even stand for... "Forever Bothering Individuals"?

Dr. Hank Pym: Uh, excuse me. Are we planning on leaving soon... or are you two gonna keep staring at each other... until they start shooting at us?

Scott Lang: You know, my pep-pep always said, "If you want to do something right, you make a list." So, we should do that. One, we have to break into that lab...

Luis: I wish I had a suit. I would even like a suit with minimal powers, you know? Or maybe even just a suit, with no powers.

Scott Lang: Misdirection. One of the first things they teach you at Online Close-up Magic University.

Ant-Man: I'm gonna call you Ant-onio Banderas! You're a badass!

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Deadpool 2 (2018)

Deadpool (2016) <<

Deadpool: Don't worry. You're not going to die. Although these will kill you.

Deadpool: I'm merely a vessel for the Lord... Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!

Deadpool: Let's see Captain America do that!

Deadpool: I know what you're thinking. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now... and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7...

Dopinder: Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
Deadpool: I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.

Wade Wilson: Oh, my God! I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!... Oh! And I want our kid to have only one name. Like Cher or Todd.

Vanessa: Hey. Look at me. You are not your father. .....
Wade Wilson: But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister?
Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.
Wade Wilson: No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.
Vanessa: Baby, that's Empire.

Deadpool: Is it just me, or does Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen... sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl?... And nobody fucking realizes it.

Deadpool: George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again... Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie...
Dopinder: Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is...
Weasel: Uh, uh, uh...
Dopinder: ...still with us.
Weasel: We do. We'll always have Bowie.

Deadpool: Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Buck: You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. According to the...
Weasel: Kubler-Ross.
Buck: Yeah. According to the Kubler-Ross model... denial is just one of the five stages of grief.
Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! No more speaking lines for you.

Althea: Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living.
Wade Wilson: Thank you... Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.

Althea: Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we?... Wade? Wade?!
Wade Wilson: I'm right here, Althea. And that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

Wade Wilson: There's gotta be some way to die. I just need to die harder. Trademark Fox.

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Colossus: Now, some ground rules while under our roof. "Rule number one. No killing... anyone ever, no matter how bad. Rule two. Label everything in refrigerator..."

Colossus: I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, Colossus. Just trying to be the world's best X-Man. Sorry, X-Person.

Deadpool: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s.

Deadpool: Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now!

Colossus: Wade! What was first rule?
Deadpool: Label everything in the refrigerator!
Colossus: Do not escalate!
Deadpool: Rules are meant to be broken!
Colossus: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
Deadpool: Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man.

Russel: I wanted to be a superhero. Always wanted a real super suit.
Wade Wilson: What happened?
Russel: When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?
Wade Wilson: Never.
Russel: The industry discriminates.
Wade Wilson: Fuck superheroes.

Deadpool: I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits.

Deadpool: What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?

Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I'm Batman.

Deadpool: So, you're from the future. I have three questions then. One, is dubstep still a thing? Two, do people still homebrew? And three, does Dopinder ever find love?
Cable: ... Dubstep's for pussies.
Deadpool: You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?

Deadpool: You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.
Weasel: A team of highly-skilled motherfuckers. I'm talking about some Ocean's 14-shit. Rogue Two. John Wick 3, but with the original director.

Deadpool: Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman.
Weasel: Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

Peter: I'd like to go home.
Deadpool: And I'd like... the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true.

Deadpool: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!

Deadpool: Hands off that kid, John Connor!

Deadpool: I guess family really is an F-word...

Cable: Ugh. Is that really necessary?
Weasel: No. It's his "Basic Instinct."

Deadpool: No offense, but if you know so much... why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.
Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.
Deadpool: Well. That's just lazy writing.

Deadpool: Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed.

Deadpool: I bet 50 years from now, we're bestest buddies.
Cable: 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma.
Deadpool: Boom! Spoiler alert. Planets...

Cable: Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.

Russell: What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
Juggernaut: "Let's fuck some shit up" is my legal middle name.

Juggernaut: I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass!

Deadpool: Go get him, tiger! Big CGI fight coming up!

Colossus: That's how we do it in Mother Russia.

Deadpool: Please, just don't leave me. I don't wanna die without an audience... Oh, God, I hope the Academy is watching.

Wade Wilson: Is this heaven?
Vanessa: It is now.

Vanessa: It's pretty fucking awesome over here. I can have anything I want.
Wade Wilson: Can every day be International Women's Day?
Vanessa: It is heaven.

Cable: I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.

Deadpool: I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you.

Deadpool: No, no! No! No more!... No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.

Deadpool: What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome... one pinch of courage... a cup of good luck... a dab of racism... a splash of diabetes... and a wheelbarrow full of stage four cancer? Answer: a family.

Deadpool: If there's anything you take away today... other than the need to Google, "What the fuck is dubstep?"... it's that we all need to belong to someone.

Deadpool: Walk away! Just walk away!
Peter: But we're X-Force!
Deadpool: Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives... to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist.

Deadpool: All right. Maximum effort.

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