Epidemiya (aka To The Lake) #1.8

Tanya: Where's the mama? Mama, bark!

Tanya: Ready to have fun?

Leonid: I won't get a fucking hard-on for you!
Tanya: Everyone else has and so will you.

Pavel: What do you think? Maybe there's a war?
Sergey: Not much surprises me anymore.

Marina: The island, is it nice? Is it good?

Monk: Ah! You're from Moscow! Is there any news?
Leonid: I'm not sure what to tell you...
Monk: All the way from Moscow and no news?
Leonid: Well, Moscow... it's still standing as always.

Sergey: Is that true?
Anya: I don't remember. If it's in the diary, it must have happened...

Monk: Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
Leonid: Um... mostly, yeah.

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Epidemiya (aka To The Lake) #1.7

Sergey: How do you explain that?
Pavel: There must be some kind of antibodies or weakened pathogens in my blood. I didn't even get infected back at the hospital. In general, no virus has ever killed everyone, so...

Irina: His blood's a vaccine, right?
Pavel: It's not a vaccine. A vaccine prevents. It's more of a remedy.

Polina: Where's the owner, Dad?
Leonid: Who's armed he's the owner.

Polina: You actually took her house.
Leonid: Uh-huh.
Polina: Robbed her blind.
Leonid: What did you expect? To starve in the woods? Or to freeze to death? That's how you survive.
Polina: Is it worth it? Surviving like that?

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Epidemiya (aka To The Lake) #1.6

Anya: Well, eventually, we all end up doing what we want to.

Leonid: There's a... a joke. The man says, "Honey?" She replies, "What is it, pumpkin?" "We have to break up. We're different kinds of food..." It's funny, right, hon?

Pavel: ... In three days, all the doctors were dead. They all dropped dead, except me.
Sergey: How does that happen?
Pavel: I don't know. It just happens sometimes. Historically, who dies from a plague the least?.. Undertakers.

Sergey: Who are you talking to? There's nobody there. It's even worse if there is a God. Just someone sitting there, drunk, rubbing his hands, "Maybe I'll kill someone today..."

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Epidemiya (aka To The Lake) #1.5

Olya Semyonova: Moscovites, huh?

Sergeich: Well, the authorities had to do something. It really is for the best. Here's how I see it. There's no cure. It's bad. But if you have it... well, that's it. They've gotta do it.
Olya Semyonova: What if you're one of the infected?

Sergeich: How do we know these authorities are Russian? We don't know where they're coming from, who they are.
— What do you think?
Sergeich: Could be Chinese...

Olya Semyonova: Hey, you should really know a secret. See… If you really want a thing to come true in life, this definitely works. All you have to do is imagine it. You really have to. You put it in a prayer and the universe receives it.
Anton: A text message?
Olya Semyonova: Well... sure. You send a message and it'll come true.
Anton: Even my message?
Olya Semyonova: Mmm-hmm.
Anton: Have you ever tried to do it?
Olya Semyonova: Sure. Put one through now.

Olya Semyonova: Don't forget to send the text and ask that you find me again.
Anton: I just sent my message out.

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Epidemiya (aka To The Lake) #1.4

Uncle Kolya: There are no miracles here, Pavel.

Pavel: Sorry, Uncle Kolya. Let me think a second.

Uncle Kolya: I'm telling you, don't think or you'll get a bad headache.

Uncle Kolya: How many women have you had? If you count all of them, starting from high school.
Pavel: Two.
Uncle Kolya: Oh, yeah? Seriously? Just two? That's hilarious. I mean, I'd get it if you only had, like, one. But two is like sitting on the fence.

Irina: What's your prescription?
Pavel: Uh, my shrink gives me Xanax, Alprazolam...
Irina: I was talking about your eyesight.
Pavel: Oh. Negative four.

Irina: Do you think… this epidemic will be over soon? Do you?
Pavel: I'm afraid it hasn't even started yet.

Misha: Can I leave my socks on?

Polina: It was amazing.
Misha: Thank you.
Polina: I was being sarcastic, Misha.
Misha: Thank you, anyway.
Polina: You're welcome.

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Epidemiya (aka To The Lake) #1.2

Leonid: Don't worry, I'll be quick. "One leg here and the other there," as Anna Karenina said.

Polina: Really nice escape. No weapons, no camping gear, no transport. Nothing.

Anya: Let's stay humane, Ira.

Marina: Leonid... Is this how it's gonna be from now on?

Igor Yevgenyevich: Health is the most important thing now. That and having your family around.

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