Star City 2046

Legends of Tomorrow 1×6

& Jefferson: Whoever he is, I don’t plan on sticking around to get shish kebabbed by this dude.

& Rory: You know what I think? I think you think too much.

& Rory: It’s not money. It’s not jewels. It’s not a valuable artifact. You’re just lucky I’ll steal anything right about now.

& Rory: We could live like kings here. No cops, no heroes... just some fool in a green hoodie. It’s Christmas every day.

& Sara: What happened to you? To Laurel, to my dad... Felicity...
    Oliver Queen: They’re gone. All of them.
    Sara: What do you mean? Ollie...
    Oliver Queen: Gone.

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& Ray: Well, we’re all adults here, right? Getting to know each other a little bit better, it’s not gonna stop us from saving the world.

& Snart: I’m the brains. You’re the muscle. That’s how it’s always been. And on occasion, I’ve had to call some audibles. You have a habit of getting in your own way, Mick.

& Kendra: That... that’s totally okay, except that three months ago, I was a completely normal person and now I’m a hawk goddess traveling through time, trying to avoid being killed by an immortal psychopath who murdered the man I was destined to be with. So...

& Hunter: Well, the beauty of this mission is that the real question is not where, but when.

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Fail-Safe

Legends of Tomorrow 1×5

& Jefferson: You don’t know what kind of place they got him locked up in.
    Gideon: Labor Camp Number 54... Formerly known as the Koshmar or «Nightmare» gulag. Built in the 18th century...
    Snart: Can we skip past the Wikipedia crap and get to the good stuff, like how to break in?

& Sara: So what if the key to breaking in is asking someone who’s been in and out of Soviet prisons their whole life?
    Snart: And who might that be?
    Sara: Are you familiar with the Bratva?
    Snart: Ooh, the Russian Mob?

& Hunter: Your tattoo. It stands for «Menia Ispravit Rasstrel» if I’m not mistaken. In English, it translates to, «Execution Will Reform Me»"
    Yuri: What brings you to the banya, little man?

& Hunter: According to Yuri, this is where his men have access. Got it?
    Snart: This isn’t my first prison break.

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& Prof. Stein: If this is a bribe, I politely decline.
    Valentina: So stubborn, so proud... so American.

& Valentina: So, Professor... Would you like to talk, or would you prefer to scream?
    Prof. Stein: Do your worst, Doctor.

& Vandal Savage: If 4,000 years of life has taught me one thing... it is patience.

& Raymond: A sandwich would be nice... A little turkey and mayo. They have mayo in Russia? No. At least in America, you get a last meal. This Communism really sucks.

& Prof. Stein: In 1991, your economy fails, and your empire crumbles. But the truth is the world is better off. In my time, crooks and thieves rule your country, desperate to hang on to power and the riches they divide amongst their cronies. My country is by no means perfect, but at least we are free to criticize our government, vote in fair elections, and love whom we choose. I, uh, hate to break this to you, Dr. Vostok. You are on the wrong side of history.

& Valentina: Have you ever merged with a woman before, Professor?.. I think you and I are gonna make a wonderful Firestorm.

& Sara: Isn’t it a little late for plan C?

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White Knights

Legends of Tomorrow 1×4

& Hunter: Gideon managed to intercept this telefax...
    Jefferson: Tele-what?
    Raymond: It’s like an email... on paper.

& Rory: You want us to break in to the Pentagon? Sounds awesome.

& Raymond: Really? We’re trying to save the world and you’re lifting wallets?
    Snart: It’s called multitasking.

& Hunter: We need a diversion.
    Rory: Someone call my name?

& Hunter: All right, wonderful, we’ve got a demigoddess who’s gone completely berserk.

& Raymond: Wow, it’s a MiG-21. No one’s ever been this close to one before.
    Snart: Are you quoting «Top Gun»?
    Raymond: Maybe.

& Hunter: When I said, «bumpy,» I meant, «Prepare for crash landing.»

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& Hunter: Welcome to the U.S.S.R., gentlemen.

& Sara: Before you can control it, you have to accept that it’s part of you.

& Rory: Run, punk! Run!

& Valentina: You work for American government.
    Snart: I’m wanted by the American government. Does that count?

& Rory: You better kill me now. If I ever get my hands on you, I’m gonna get all «Rocky IV» on your ass.

& Snart: That is a pretty cold calculation, Rip. Almost criminal, except we criminals have a code «You never leave one of your own behind.»

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Blood Ties

Legends of Tomorrow 1×3

& Snart: Simple don’t mean easy, Captain.

& Rory: Thick... does that mean stupid?

& Rory: We know how to case banks. We’re practically bankers.
    Snart: ’Cept we take the money out.

& Hunter: The truth of our existence is that we’re all blessed and cursed with the drive to move forward. Live the next day. To get better.

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& Rory: Let’s get this party started!
    Snart: Here’s our invitation!

& Rory: Sorry, I don’t do sorry.

& Atom: Guess we’re headed to the ’80s. Better break out your parachute pants.
    Jefferson: What the hell are parachute pants?

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Legends of Tomorrow 1×2

Pilot, Part 2

& Hunter: The Waverider has a fabrication room which can fashion temporally-indigenous, uh, fashion.

& Hunter: All right, first thing we need to do is work up a plan.
    Snart: Got a lot of experience infiltrating criminal gatherings? Didn’t think so. I’m calling the shots.

& Guard: IDs. You don’t look like an Amhad Ahmed Izz-Al-Din...
    Snart: I’m Arab. On my mother’s side.

& Prof. Stein: .....Bottom line? You don’t want to doubt me.
    Rory: You’re a special kind of crazy. I like it.

& Rory: Congratulations, Professor. You just bought yourself a nuclear weapon.

& Rory: Can I burn some stuff now?
    Snart: I wish you would.

& Jefferson: You screwed that up pretty good.
    Prof. Stein: I had it handled.
    Jefferson: I like how you actually believe that.

& Kendra: At least there’s one less nuclear bomb on the planet.

& Gideon: I am unversed in modern American colloquialisms. Is «Whoops» slang for «Oh»...?

& Hunter: Time is like cement. It takes time to become permanent.

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& Hunter: Now, as for the dagger...
    Raymond: You need someone to steal it.
    Snart: Okay, fine. Whatever. I’ll do it.

& Hunter: Look, interacting with yourself in the past can have catastrophic effects upon the future.
    Prof. Stein: Fascinating.

& Jefferson: People actually wore this crap?
    Prof. Stein: People smoked a lot of pot in the ’70s. It clearly had a deleterious effect on the fashion of the era.
    Sara Lance: Let’s just hurry up and get that particle tracker so I can get the hell out of these go-go boots.

& Prof. Stein: Look. I’d forgotten how handsome I was. My hair, it’s so thick and silky...

& Raymond: Is there a trick to opening the case?...

& Raymond: Let’s grab the dagger and let’s go.
    Snart: Raymond, you don’t break into a candy store and steal one gumball.

& Snart: This is my mission.
    Raymond: And I’m gonna listen to a guy who’s spent half of his life in prison?

& Raymond: In another life, you could’ve been an electrical engineer...
    Snart: Guess I dodged a bullet.

& Snart: You think I want to be like you?
    Raymond: You make being a tech billionaire sound like a bad thing.
    Snart: You spend all your time and money inventing a super-suit, and what do you do with it? Fly around like some incredible shrinking schmuck trying to save the world.

& Firestorm: I don’t just burn, pal. I blast things too. Hey, you okay?
    Rory: I’m pissed.

& Vandal Savage: I am not a murderer. I’m a force of nature. A servant of fate. I enable destiny... I love you, Chay-Ara. I always will.

& Hunter: One thing that time travel teaches you is that time changes... people don’t.

& Hunter: I have traveled countless ages into the future. We’re still asking ourselves the same question:
    Prof. Stein: Why are we here?
    Hunter: I believe that we’re here to learn, Martin.

& Prof. Stein: So, Captain. Where are we going next?

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Legends of Tomorrow 1×1

Pilot, Part 1

& Captain Hunter: I’m not appealing to you as Time Masters, but as humans, please. Grant me the authority to change the timeline just this once.

& Captain Hunter: Set a course. United States. Star City. January, 2016.
    Gideon: Ah, the early second millennium A.D. The golden age of gasoline engines, online pornography, and those silly little smartphones.

& Gideon: You usually prefer to work alone, Captain.
    Rip Hunter: This time, I’ll need a team.

& Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night.

& Mick Rory: Aah. What a headache!

& Leonard Snart: You got the wrong guy. «Hero» ain’t on my resume.
    Mick Rory: Or mine.
    Rip Hunter: I know it’s difficult for you to fathom, but where... when I’m from, the year 2166, you and everyone on this roof aren’t just considered heroes... You’re legends. ....
    Prof. Stein: I, um, I hate to nitpick, but doesn’t a legend have to be dead?

& Arrow: So what do you know about Captain Hunter?
    Atom: He’s a Time Master from the 22nd century. It’s a little hard to Google.

& Atom: I died once. At least, the world thought I did. You know what happened?.. Nothing. All the money, all the buildings, all the inventions, the world didn’t care.

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& Carter: 206 times. Savage has killed both of us 206 times.

& Mick Rory: We’re thieves. Crooks. Criminals. I have no desire to save the world. Especially 100 years after I’m dead.

& Leonard Snart: Why did we become criminals?
    Mick Rory: Because we hate working and we love money.

& Mick Rory: You want me in, I’m in. But I’m not gonna be anyone’s hero.

& Rip Hunter: I suggest you all strap yourselves in. Temporal navigation isn’t something one wants to be standing up for.

& Rip Hunter: Just hang on and remain calm.

& Frat Dude # 1: Whoa, that is some serious Darth Vader going on there.

& Frat Dude # 2: Hey, what you doing there, bro?
    Chronos: I am determining whether you are integral to the timeline.

& Rip Hunter: The further back in time you go, the worse the side effects. Better?
    Prof. Stein: It’s all relative.

& Mick Rory: Ah. Dollar beers. You got to love the ’70s.

& Jackson: So, we’re like the opposite of legends...
    Mick Rory: Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t kill you.

& Rip Hunter: One of the great lessons of time travel is that many things cannot be changed. Time wants to happen.

& Prof. Stein: And our malcontents?
    Mick Rory: I like killing people.

& Vandal Savage: History teaches us that the cause of humanity is only advanced through strife. There’s no Renaissance without the Dark Ages. Man had no interest in splitting the atom until World War II. I’m just trying to make this world a better place... one war at a time.

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Σ Just hang on and remain calm.