Legends of Tomorrow 1×1

Pilot, Part 1

& Captain Hunter: I’m not appealing to you as Time Masters, but as humans, please. Grant me the authority to change the timeline just this once.

& Captain Hunter: Set a course. United States. Star City. January, 2016.
    Gideon: Ah, the early second millennium A.D. The golden age of gasoline engines, online pornography, and those silly little smartphones.

& Gideon: You usually prefer to work alone, Captain.
    Rip Hunter: This time, I’ll need a team.

& Cops’ll never hassle a dad buying diapers in the middle of the night.

& Mick Rory: Aah. What a headache!

& Leonard Snart: You got the wrong guy. «Hero» ain’t on my resume.
    Mick Rory: Or mine.
    Rip Hunter: I know it’s difficult for you to fathom, but where... when I’m from, the year 2166, you and everyone on this roof aren’t just considered heroes... You’re legends. ....
    Prof. Stein: I, um, I hate to nitpick, but doesn’t a legend have to be dead?

& Arrow: So what do you know about Captain Hunter?
    Atom: He’s a Time Master from the 22nd century. It’s a little hard to Google.

& Atom: I died once. At least, the world thought I did. You know what happened?.. Nothing. All the money, all the buildings, all the inventions, the world didn’t care.

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& Carter: 206 times. Savage has killed both of us 206 times.

& Mick Rory: We’re thieves. Crooks. Criminals. I have no desire to save the world. Especially 100 years after I’m dead.

& Leonard Snart: Why did we become criminals?
    Mick Rory: Because we hate working and we love money.

& Mick Rory: You want me in, I’m in. But I’m not gonna be anyone’s hero.

& Rip Hunter: I suggest you all strap yourselves in. Temporal navigation isn’t something one wants to be standing up for.

& Rip Hunter: Just hang on and remain calm.

& Frat Dude # 1: Whoa, that is some serious Darth Vader going on there.

& Frat Dude # 2: Hey, what you doing there, bro?
    Chronos: I am determining whether you are integral to the timeline.

& Rip Hunter: The further back in time you go, the worse the side effects. Better?
    Prof. Stein: It’s all relative.

& Mick Rory: Ah. Dollar beers. You got to love the ’70s.

& Jackson: So, we’re like the opposite of legends...
    Mick Rory: Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t kill you.

& Rip Hunter: One of the great lessons of time travel is that many things cannot be changed. Time wants to happen.

& Prof. Stein: And our malcontents?
    Mick Rory: I like killing people.

& Vandal Savage: History teaches us that the cause of humanity is only advanced through strife. There’s no Renaissance without the Dark Ages. Man had no interest in splitting the atom until World War II. I’m just trying to make this world a better place... one war at a time.

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Σ Just hang on and remain calm.