Borderline Personalities

Arrested Development 4×2

& Narrator: Now, the story of a family whose future was abruptly canceled, and the one father who had no choice but to keep himself together. It’s George Sr.’s Arrested Development.

& Lucille: Look what they’ve done, George! Look what the homosexuals have done to me. A joyride! That’s what they decide to do with the freedom this country has given them.

& Barry: Basically, this is a good news / bad news deal. First of all, won’t be cheap. It’s gonna cost you a fortune in legal fees.
    George Sr.: What’s the good news?
    Barry: Oh, yeah. From your perspective, I can see where you think it’s all bad news.

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& George Sr.: Sweat... And squeeze. It was to be a «Sweat and squeeze.»
    Oscar: Doctor Norman? Doctor Norman, we have a hot mess.

& Narrator: The sweat and squeeze was simple. First, George Sr. sweated out his acolytes’ defenses. ... And then it was time for the squeeze.
    George Sr.: And for another 15 grand, you can have them, too. I’ll teach you how to get yachts, I’ll teach you how to get penthouses, and how to get something for yourself by taking it from someone who thinks it’s his.
    Some CEO: Does it come with lemonade?

& Lucille: You’re so ugly from behind.

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