The Closet Case

Modern Family 7×3

& Luke: Look, there’s a girl in my sister’s dorm who’s super into me, and she’s got a hot roommate for you.
    Manny: How hot?
    Luke: Use your imagination.
    Manny: .... Holy cow!

& Gloria: Here. Buy yourself something pretty and put it on my son’s locker.

& Jay: Oh, hey, Mitchell, you’re in luck. There’s room for another knife in my back.

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& Haley: Dad, why are you freaking out?
    Phil: Because I’m your father and I can’t have the two of you sleeping together in the same room like it’s no big deal. So, from now on, you’re gonna show me the respect I deserve and sneak around behind my back.

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