My Best Friend's Mistake
& JD: I’m just a little lonely. I haven’t been hanging out with Turk since he’s been dating Carla.
Dr. Cox: First of all, who’s Turk? And don’t answer. Look, if you have a medical question, I’m forced by hospital policy to answer you. However, if you ask me about a personal problem, I’m going to start doing this...
JD: Ouch!
& Janitor: You seem unhappy... I like that.
& Todd: T-Man. I’m gonna get my grub on.
JD: ???
Turk: Means he’s gonna go eat.
& Dr. Kelso: OK, gang, it’s time for rounds. Let’s see who’s The Weakest Link.
& JD: I have a quick legal question... I’m just curious. What if, hypothetically...
Lawyer: Oh, God! You killed somebody.
JD: No!
Lawyer: Someone else did?
JD: No, no one killed anyone.
Lawyer: Maimed*, mutilated*, disfigured*.
& Elliot: Dr. Cox...
Dr. Cox: I’m really hoping there’s another Dr. Cox sat behind me.
& Elliot: Sending me to Kelso like that, I’m not sure what you were trying to teach me.
Dr. Cox: The value, and this is important, of leaving me alone.
& Dr. Cox: I’ve had enough. The next whiny intern that comes to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I’m going to hurt them. And you, you one-woman freak show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. If you’re so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine, over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you’ve got to replace the captain of your brain ship because he’s drunk at the wheel.
& Elliot: You don’t wanna hear about my day...
JD: You’re right. Kiss me.
Elliot: Right now?
JD: We can wait three, four seconds.
Elliot: But I just ate, I feel gross.
JD: Not gross, pretty.
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Maimed — искалеченный; изувеченный
mutilated — изуродованный
disfigured — изуродованный; истерзанный
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