The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie: I’m working.
Jake: You’re not gonna get much done with the TV on.
Charlie: What are you, my mother?
Jake: Your mother says that too?
& Alan: I assume you finished reading Lord of the Flies for your book report?.. Oh, good. How’d you like it?
Jake: I thought it was a timeless American classic.
Alan: I see. So tell me, what’s it about?
Jake: You mean the book?
Alan: Yeah, the book.
Jake: It’s called Lord of the Flies... and it’s about a really big fly... that all the other flies pray to.
Charlie: And you thought he didn’t read it...
Jake: Oh, I was just joking. It’s more like Charlotte’s Web, but from the fly’s point of view.
Alan: You’ve had more than a week. Why didn’t you read the book?
Jake: I’ve been waiting for inspiration.
Charlie: Attaboy!
& Alan: Okay, how’s this for inspiration? We’re not going to the movies... and you’re not doing anything until you finish reading that book.
Jake: That’s not fair!
Alan: Course it’s fair. We had a deal. You didn’t keep your end of it.
Jake: Oh, so now two wrongs make a right?
Charlie: Bet you didn’t see that one coming?
Alan: You’re really gonna like this book if you give it a chance...
& Jake: Hey. What you doing?
Charlie: Working.
Jake: How do you know when you’re on a break?
Charlie: That’s the thing about being a grownup, my little friend: You don’t get breaks.
& Jake: Berta, you know what’s a good book? Lord of the Flies.
Berta: Oh, yeah. I read that when I was about your age.
Jake: So, what’d you think?
Berta: I liked it. It was like Survivor with kids.
Jake: Yeah. I agree. ... Is Survivor spelled like it sounds?
Berta: Just read the damn book!
& Alan: Morning, Berta.
Berta: Morning.
Alan: Hey, did you know that Rose has a master’s degree in psychology?
Berta: No. Did you know I’m a founding member of the Mile High Club?
& Charlie: You haven’t forgotten that she’s a little bent*, right?
Alan: No, I think there’s a lot more to her than that. Deep down, there’s a good person.
Charlie: Deep down, there’s a few good people. And all of them are bent.
& Alan: Charlie, everybody has flaws.
Charlie: Flaws?! She Superglued my testicles to my thigh.
Alan: That was the past. We’ve all done things we’re ashamed of.
Charlie: She’s not ashamed. She took a picture, then used it for her Christmas card. Thank God it was an extreme close-up. Most people thought it was a fruit bat.
& Alan: So, what do we do now?
Rose: Wanna try kissing?
Alan: Yes, I think we should. ... Okay.
Rose: Yeah. Wanna get a room?
& Charlie: It’s a book report waiting for you to put your name on it.
Jake: Is that legal?
Charlie: Look around... Do you see any homework police? Oh, man. I give you way too much credit.
& Jake: That’s not what we wrote! That’s your original, sucky version.
Charlie: What can I tell you? The network liked that one better.
Jake: What, are they brain-damaged?
Charlie: Welcome to show business, kid.
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bent — склонность; влечение; сексуально извращенный
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__ Oh, it's books reading... The hopelessly losing battles and the war in general.
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