Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie: I guess you can afford cool stuff... when you don’t have to sell your blood and sperm to make alimony payments.
Alan: Hey, hey, my relationship with my son is not based on having cool stuff.
Charlie: And lucky for you!
& Alan: You could use my car, Mom.
Evelyn: You see? Now, that is how a loving son treats his mother. Thank you, sweetheart, but I need to look successful. Charlie, your Mercedes.
Charlie: No, forget it.
Evelyn: Charlie, I am not leaving until you give...
Charlie: Happy motoring.
Evelyn: Thank you.
& Alan: ... Now, you know, this is the brake and this is the gas.Jake: Thought it was electric.
Charlie: He’s got you there, Alan.
Alan: Okay, this is the brake and this is the... electric.
& Alan: Remember, if you wanna drive Grandma’s car again... you can’t be telling her about it.
Jake: I know.
Alan: Or Mom, or anybody else. Daddy doesn’t need the grief.
& Jake: Hey, Mom. Guess what we just did.
Judith: What?
Jake: ... Nothing in particular.
Alan: That’s a kids’ joke... “Nothing in particular.”
Charlie: He’s been doing it to us all weekend.
& Alan: ... And I’m sorry to hear about you and Greg.
Judith: Thank you.
Alan: Is there... anything I can do?
Judith: Yeah, you can wipe that smirk off your face.
& Alan: I have to admit, that is a sexy little item.
Charlie: It is, isn’t it?
Alan: Yeah, yeah. I’d like to meet the lady who fills this.
Charlie: Actually, you know her...
Alan: Oh, really? Lisa?
Charlie: No.
Alan: Jennifer?
Charlie: Who’s Jennifer? Oh, right. No.
Alan: Well, then who?
Charlie: I can tell you, but once I do, I can’t untell you.
Alan: What are you talking about?
Charlie: Who borrowed my car last weekend?..
Alan: ... Holy mother of God!
Charlie: No. No. Unholy mother of us.
& Charlie: How in heaven’s name did that happen, mother?
Evelyn: Well, if you must know...
Alan: I don’t need to know!
Evelyn: Oh, Alan, grow up. I sold a 12-million-dollar house and I wanted to celebrate.
Charlie: With the Saudi prince?
Evelyn: Don’t be ridiculous. He’s got nine wives and they’re all like 11 years old.
& Jake: Well, maybe my dad can talk my mom into getting back together with Greg...
Charlie: Enjoy fifth grade, kid. You’re obviously gonna be there for a while.
& Charlie: The next time you see her, give her a big hug... and let her know that there’s still one guy who’s willing to live with her.
Jake: Okay... Wait, you blame your mom for everything!
Charlie: That’s different. My mom’s Satan.
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