My Name Is Earl 4x11

Nature's Game Show

& Darnell: What’s this?
   Joy: We’re going to find out who’s smarter. I can beat you at any game. Pick one. Uno, Jacks, Twister...
   Darnell: Those aren’t about intellect.
   Joy: Fine. Operation... That’s a game made by doctors.

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& Patty: Over here!
   Catalina: Oh, Randy!
   Patty: We need two men to repopulate the Earth.
   Earl: No, thanks.

& Joy: Damn it, it’s locked!
   Randy: Step aside! I’m invincible. ... I’m vincible!

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