My Name Is Earl 4x12

Reading Is a Fundamental Case

& Randy: There’s a bathtub in the living room!
   Earl: And he’s got outside plants growing on the inside...
   Raynard: I didn’t grow them on the inside, I just opened up the window and gave the plants a choice.
   Randy: And did you open the bathroom door and give the tub a choice or are you just crazy?
   Raynard: I’ll tell you what is crazy, is letting somebody tell you where you can put your tub.

& Randy: A globe is the Earth?!

& Earl: Let me handle this. We’re in a band. We’re opening for U2.
   — U2?
   Randy: Yeah, me, too.

& Earl: Hey, sugar. It’s my friend, Raynard.
   Joy: Who cares? I’m working my ass off to grow this baby and you’re out here having a party! I need peace and quiet. I mean, what if I’m doing something really important on the baby today? Like his brain or his weiner? You even care? I need a glass of Chablis!

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& Earl: I got to put him on the list, Randy. When we were in trouble he let us crash at his place but when he need somewhere to stay, I didn’t help him.
   Randy: But that’s Joy’s fault! She was so mean when she was pregnant... and when she wasn’t.

& Earl: Come with us and see what you’ve missed. Remember how you used to like putting a lime in your beer? Well, now they make beer with the lime already in it. Crazy, huh?
   Randy: And everybody’s got a phone in their pocket, and a dog in their purse, and cars fly. Everybody’s rich!
   Earl: We don’t want to oversell it.

& Joy: What the hell is that idiot doing with a wild man tied up in the back of his car?
   Darnell: That Earl and his list. He gets himself in so many predicaments*.

& Earl: It was good to see Raynard back in his right mind again.
   Raynard: Married?! To a raccoon?!! Those must be some powerful berries!.. It was a girl raccoon, right?

& Earl: Sorry I got to take the Bookmobile back. You’re all right with the tent?
   Raynard: Yeah, man. Take it back. That thing’s way too restrictive. Besides, I already read or ate most of the books.

& Raynard: You hear that?..
   Earl: Hear what?
   Raynard: Exactly! That’s the sound of freedom.

& — Where did Trazan live?
   Earl: The story takes place in Africa. Which is down here. Or another way to look at it... is that it’s up here. Makes you think, doesn’t it?
   Randy: A map is also the Earth?!

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