The Celebration Reverberation

The Big Bang Theory 11×11

Leonard: Okay, that's enough. This fight either has to end or get way more entertaining.

Sheldon: ...And then after dinner, we will have birthday coitus.
Penny: Do you think that will also be historically accurate?
Leonard: I assume like the rest of frontier life, it'll be exhausting and short.

Sheldon: This is just step one of your birthday weekend.

Amy: I can't believe you did this. It's amazing!
Sheldon: Oh, it's not a big deal... Just to be clear, it was a big deal. I was being modest. You got that, right?
Amy: Loud and clear.

Sheldon: Everyone knows the best foreplay is rigid adherence to a strict schedule.

Leonard: That's the great thing about California; you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach in the same day.

Amy: No. Th-This doesn't feel right.
Sheldon: Hey, hey, save that sexy talk for the bedroom.

Sheldon: Morning. Happy birthday.
Amy: Yeah, sure.

Leonard: Well, we've been married two years. Should we think about what's next? Like buying a house or having a baby?
Penny: Look, I want to do all those things someday, but there's a bunch of stuff I want to do first.
Leonard: Okay, like what?
Penny: I don't know, stay thin and have money.

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