Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room

Inside No. 9 4×2

Len: Ah, boom! It's a belter, that. Still works, doesn't it?
Tommy: You won't be able to do any of that ending.
Len: What do you mean?
Tommy: Can't do Chinese and Asian voices any more.
Len: Why?
Tommy: Because, Len, it is what is known as racist.

Len: All right, what about Goodness Gracious Me?
Tommy: They were all Asian, Len. It's like Jackie Mason telling Jew jokes or Richard Pryor doing black material. You're only allowed to take the piss out of your own tribe.
Len: Eh, I don't think you should be calling them a tribe, Tommy. That IS racialist.

Tommy: Why did it have to be Cheese and anything? It's so babyish. And it's not funny... It's too generic. First rule of comedy - be specific. You never say biscuit. You say Garibaldi.

Tommy: Do you think people still remember the Hair Bear Bunch?
Len: Yes! People love remembering things that happened in the '70s!

# If you're going to cry
# Cry tears of laughter
# A smile takes much less effort than a frown
# So, let's have one more joke and raise the rafters
# Cos laughter's the best medicine in town...

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