City of Angels?

Lucifer 3×11

Lucifer: How can someone who can literally control time have such atrocious timing?

Lucifer: Amazing. Does no one work in this town?

Lucifer: Oh. I haven't heard music like that since... well, since the Silver City.
Amenadiel: What, there's no music in Hell?
Lucifer: Only for torture, and usually out of tune. Lately, we've been playing music by this chap named Bieber. Gosh, you should hear the screams.

Amenadiel: Don't you need some sort of key to start it?
Lucifer: You know me, Brother... I can turn anything on.

Lucifer: Obviously, "R" is for reverse, not "really fast."

Lucifer: Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.

Lucifer: Oh, my gosh, that's her, in the flesh. That's Misty Canyons... Oh, my gosh! That's Penis Demilo. Ha! What is this, nirvana? Do all porn stars reside in L.A.?

Amenadiel: Oh, come on, Luci. There must be hundreds of porn stars in Hell.
Lucifer: Sadly, no, on account of all the good work they do here on Earth, I assume.

Lucifer: Well, if you ever do decide to do something worthy of damnation, I'd love to see you again.

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Lucifer: Apparently, they have, uh, 12 different types of whiskey.
Amenadiel: Yes, humans are funny with their infinite capacity for distractions.
Lucifer: It's not distraction, Brother. It's choice.

Lucifer: Amenadiel is quite the warrior. Undefeated in battle, one of God's finest.
Amenadiel: Actually, that's true.

Tio Sorrento: What's your name?
Lucifer: Lucifer Morningstar. Pleasure.
Tio Sorrento: Where are you two from?
Lucifer: Down south.
Amenadiel: Up north.

Lucifer: If we want to be approached, then you need to learn to fight like a human. Comprende?.. Okay. Give us your worst.

Mazikeen: I'm here for the truth.

Lucifer: What did you use to inflict the pain?
Mazikeen: Nothing. In Hell, I have to use their own guilt against them as torture. The method is chosen for them, but here, Lucifer... infinite possibilities.

Amenadiel: Come on, Luci. You are the Devil, after all.

Lucifer: You wanted the Devil. Well, you got him.

Amenadiel: Oh, Luci. Father will be furious. And you will suffer His wrath.
Lucifer: Well... then He knows where to find me.

Lucifer: This place could use a piano...

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