Ricksy Business

Rick and Morty 1x11

Rick: "Glip glop?" You're lucky a traflorkian doesn't hear you say that.
Summer: Is that like their n-word?
Rick: It's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.

Rick: Morty, listen-- we've had a lot of really cool adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax.

Captain: Ladies and gentlemen... Don't brace yourselves.

Rick: Whoa. Not cool, Summer. This is a party. Everybody should be welcome... Oh, great. Who invited Abradolph Lincoler?

Rick: Huh. Big star in the sky. Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine! Let's party!

Abradolph Lincoler: I'll handle the beast!.. Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!

Beth: I didn't peg Lucy for a rapist...
Jerry: What does a rapist look like exactly, Beth? Is it a slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard and the scent of cheap champagne wafting over his blister-pocked lips?
Beth: What?

Birdperson: Morty, do you know what "wubba lubba dub dub" means?
Morty: Uh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase.
Birdperson: It's not nonsense at all. In my people's tongue, it means, "I am in great pain. Please help me."

Birdperson: My people have another saying-- "gubba nub nub doo rah kah". It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night".

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