Brushes with Celebrity

Modern Family 9×8

Sam Anvilmaker: Look, listen, kid. I'm not here to collect panties with phone numbers on them. I'm here to experience the cold absurdity that is being alive.

Manny: Oh, uh... Sorry for bothering you.
Sam Anvilmaker: Here's a writing tip... show me you're sorry for bothering me. Don't tell me.

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