Wilfred 2x10

Honesty

"Honesty and transparency make
you vulnerable. Be honest and
transparent anyway."
Mother Teresa

& Wilfred: Ryan... If I’m quick to point pads at Dobies, it’s not because they’re a vicious, poorly trained mongrel breed who fail to assimilate and hunt in packs, okay? It’s because they’re black.

& Ryan: Hold on. There were five Dobies?
    Wilfred: Yeah.
    Ryan: You said there were three Dobies.
    Wilfred: What’s the difference?
    Ryan: Two Dobies.
    Wilfred: It’s not a numbers game, Ryan.

& Ryan: Maybe there’ll be a feel-good ending. Like all the cats are found safe...
    Wilfred: Or sex-butchered by a psychopath.

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& Ryan: Jenna already told her producer about the cat-killer video. Her piece is slotted for tomorrow’s broadcast! I hope you’re happy.
    Wilfred: I am happy. It’s a perfect plan. Jenna gets her story, the cats die, and you get your nuts flicked.
    Ryan: Ow!

& Ryan: ’And now, let the first blood be spilled!’ Cut.
    Wilfred: Whoa! You don’t say “cut.” I say “cut.” Unless I say “action,” and then you... cut.

& Wilfred: Gee, you’re a wizard with that clicker.
    Ryan: It’s called a mouse.
    Wilfred: Funny name for it, isn’t it?
    Ryan: Not really.

& Wilfred: Man, you really are clicking the shit out of that mouse, aren’t you?

& Ryan: She’s gonna hate me.
    Wilfred: Maybe. Maybe not. Honesty has a way of making things work out for the best.

& Wilfred: Time heals all wounds, right? That’s what you just scratched on my cheek. Time, love and a little bacteria cream.

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