Two and a Half Men 4x24

Prostitutes and Gelato

& Charlie: Look, Alan, I have no interest in hanging out with Mom’s boyfriend du jour.
    Alan: Why not? He seems like a great guy.
    Charlie: He might be the greatest guy... but he’ll end up like every other husband or boyfriend she’s ever had. Either she’ll dump him, he’ll dump her, or he’ll die under suspicious circumstances. No matter what, you’re left standing on the curb... with your fishing pole on the first day of summer vacation... waiting for a Chrysler LeBaron that never comes.

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& Charlie: Don’t you have your own friends?
    Teddy: Charlie, when you get to be my age... most of your friends are either married or dead.
    Charlie: What’s the difference?
    Teddy: The dead ones smell up my plane.

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Σ Very feeble considering the fact that it was

Finale of Season 4