& Philippe: What about you? You know Chopin, Schubert, Berlioz?..
Driss: You’re asking me if I know Berlioz?
Philippe: I’d be surprised if YOU knew anything about Berlioz.
Driss: I’m a specialist, though.
Philippe: Oh really...
Driss: Who do you know there? Which building?
Philippe: What do you mean which building?
Driss: But, man...
Philippe: Berlioz was a famous composer before your residency was called after him!
& Driss: Marcelle, we have to talk... There’s a problem with the training. It’s not about being ready. I do not do that. I don’t empty a stranger’s butt. I don’t even empty a friend’s butt. I usually don’t empty butts. It’s a matter of principles.
Marcelle: Can we talk about this later? When I’m done eating, for example?
Driss: ... No. No use speaking about it later. I’m done with this. It’s weird, I don’t like it. I didn’t say anything about the stockings. I’m making compromises, please do the same for me. I’m done with the butt-emptying issue.
Marcelle: I think I get it.
Driss: It’s not right. I’m done... Bon appetit.
Marcelle: Thank you.
& Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don’t know, it’s a business?
Philippe: No. That’s because it’s the only thing one leaves behind.
That’s bullshit. For 50 bucks and a stop at a hardware store, I can leave something behind as well. I can even add extra blue for free if you want.
& Driss: Six months? And you’ve never seen her? She really might be ugly. Or fat. Or even disabled... You should add that after the poem: ’by the way, how much do you weigh’? Write it.
Philippe: Thanks a lot for your useful advice, Driss. Let’s get back to it. Where was I?
Driss: I think a sphynx was eating daisies, running in the fields, doing weird stuff.
& Philippe: She does not look like a dog. Not at all.
Driss: Oh damn... It must be the only northern girl with all her teeth. There’s a note with it. ’I’m coming to Paris next week. I’m waiting for your call.’ ’Dot dot dot.’ You know what ’Dot dot dot’ means, right?
Philippe: What does it mean? That’s good?
Driss: Of course it’s good, she wants you. One dot, two dots, three dots, she wants you, end of the story.
& — I read your file. In your personal evaluation you only wrote one word: pragmatic.
Driss: Yes.
— It is important. You forgot to mention another important aspect in our company.
Driss: Did I?
— You could just take the time to read the poster line.
Driss: Hey, that’s a twelve feet rhyme.
— Sorry?
Driss: You-could-just-take-the-time to-read-the-pos-ter-line. 12 feet.
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Driss: You’re asking me if I know Berlioz?
Philippe: I’d be surprised if YOU knew anything about Berlioz.
Driss: I’m a specialist, though.
Philippe: Oh really...
Driss: Who do you know there? Which building?
Philippe: What do you mean which building?
Driss: But, man...
Philippe: Berlioz was a famous composer before your residency was called after him!
& Driss: Marcelle, we have to talk... There’s a problem with the training. It’s not about being ready. I do not do that. I don’t empty a stranger’s butt. I don’t even empty a friend’s butt. I usually don’t empty butts. It’s a matter of principles.
Marcelle: Can we talk about this later? When I’m done eating, for example?
Driss: ... No. No use speaking about it later. I’m done with this. It’s weird, I don’t like it. I didn’t say anything about the stockings. I’m making compromises, please do the same for me. I’m done with the butt-emptying issue.
Marcelle: I think I get it.
Driss: It’s not right. I’m done... Bon appetit.
Marcelle: Thank you.
& Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don’t know, it’s a business?
Philippe: No. That’s because it’s the only thing one leaves behind.
That’s bullshit. For 50 bucks and a stop at a hardware store, I can leave something behind as well. I can even add extra blue for free if you want.
& Driss: Six months? And you’ve never seen her? She really might be ugly. Or fat. Or even disabled... You should add that after the poem: ’by the way, how much do you weigh’? Write it.
Philippe: Thanks a lot for your useful advice, Driss. Let’s get back to it. Where was I?
Driss: I think a sphynx was eating daisies, running in the fields, doing weird stuff.
& Philippe: She does not look like a dog. Not at all.
Driss: Oh damn... It must be the only northern girl with all her teeth. There’s a note with it. ’I’m coming to Paris next week. I’m waiting for your call.’ ’Dot dot dot.’ You know what ’Dot dot dot’ means, right?
Philippe: What does it mean? That’s good?
Driss: Of course it’s good, she wants you. One dot, two dots, three dots, she wants you, end of the story.
& — I read your file. In your personal evaluation you only wrote one word: pragmatic.
Driss: Yes.
— It is important. You forgot to mention another important aspect in our company.
Driss: Did I?
— You could just take the time to read the poster line.
Driss: Hey, that’s a twelve feet rhyme.
— Sorry?
Driss: You-could-just-take-the-time to-read-the-pos-ter-line. 12 feet.
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