Mort Dinner Rick Andre

Rick and Morty 5x1

Rick: There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth. Do what you want with that.

Beth: Actually, your father and I have been very sex-positive lately. Dr. Wong suggested we experiment.
Jerry: We've been watching pornography. Together!

Morty: So time moves faster in there? I-I-Is it like a Narnia thing?
Rick: I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.

Rick: All you have to do is bring wine, Morty. When do I ask you for anything?
Morty: When do you... I haven't been to a full week of school in years! I don't know shit! And for what? How many enemies do you have to have?
Rick: You might want to learn this early, Morty. Life is a fight.

Jerry: Police? A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn... Well, I don't see how that's relevant, but we're white.

Jerry: Oh, my God. Is this [threesome] happening? To us? I thought this only happened in New York or on HBO.

Rick: What the...
Morty: I [BLEEP] it up, okay?
Rick: It's okay, Morty. That's what you do. Now lemme Deus Ex Machina this [BLEEP] and let's go home.

Rick: God, why does everyone go Cyber-Punk Bird? So [BLEEP] hack.

Rick: Okay, we might be a little [BLEEP].

Jessica: Yes. Time. I had nothing but time. Endless time. At first, it was madness. Then enlightenment. Then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift. I could see the life of time. And as I watched the life of time in all its fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, had I lived? Was I just the object in another's story? Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? I had nothing but time and still no answer. Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God. And found nothing but silence. I think we should just be friends.

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