My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Alan: There are dust bunnies everywhere!
Charlie: ... So you’re vacuuming dust bunnies?
Alan: No. Their poop. It’s all over the place.
& Rose: So, what’s going on?
Charlie: Nothing. Alan was sleepwalking. At least, I hope that was sleepwalking.
Rose: Sure. My parents used to put a football helmet on me and strap me in bed.
Charlie: You were a sleepwalker?
Rose: No.
& Charlie: If crazy ever becomes an Olympic event, I get the first two legs of the relay.
& Charlie: Man! I thought you didn’t want him to go back to that quack*.
Alan: I didn’t, but Judith and I talked, and we decided that what I want makes no difference whatsoever.
& Charlie: Okay, look, nobody likes divorce, but there are certain advantages. One of the more popular ones is you get to tell your ex-wife to bite the big one! Or whatever you got left.
& Alan: Jake, your grandmother’s here.
Jake: Oh, man!
Alan: I mean, right here in the room.
Jake: Oh, man, Grandma’s here!
& Evelyn: What is it, Charlie?
Charlie: I need to talk to you about Alan. He’s been acting really strange lately.
Evelyn: And I suppose it’s my fault?
Charlie: No... Well, maybe.
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quack — шарлатан; знахарь
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