Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Charlie: Yes, mistress.
& Alan: What do you say to Grandma?
Jake: Can I at least open it first?
Alan: Jake!
Evelyn: No, he’s right. Wait and see if he likes it... Now you can thank me.
Jake: ... Thank you.
Evelyn: I’m kidding. No little boy wants a framed picture of his grandmommy. This is for your daddy.
Jake: What do you say, Dad?
& Evelyn: I am deeply insulted.
Alan: Come on, Mom. This is only if Judith and I both die, and we’re not dying. At least, not before you.
Evelyn: Now you’re wishing me dead...
Alan: No, Mom. No, it’s...
Evelyn: Give me back my picture! ... No. Better you should look at it and feel shame.
& Charlie: Hi, we need to see a doctor.
Nurse: All right. Just fill this out and have a seat.
Charlie: No, you don’t understand. He hit his head, he’s bleeding.
Nurse: Did he lose consciousness?
Charlie: No. I got a little woozy*, though.
& Charlie: Hello. Hey, Judith... No, it’s me, Charlie... What am I doing with Alan’s phone? Why? Do you want custody of that, too?.. Come on, that’s funny... I don’t know. Maybe Alan and l accidentally switched phones. Why don’t you try calling him on mine?..
& Alan: So, you’re saying that because I didn’t name you as Jake’s guardian, you’re switching your medical power of attorney from me to Charlie?
Charlie: What’s going on?
Alan: Hang on. If Mom’s ever in a coma, you’re the one who has to decide to pull the plug.
Charlie: Pull.
& Alan: And if, God forbid, something should ever happen to Judith and me, I would be very comfortable knowing that you were looking after my son. Dead, but comfortable.
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woozy — пьяный; неустойчивый; неясный; ошалевший
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