& Larry Crowne: You zone the entire depot, every rack, before you punch out. It’s not just policy. It’s the right thing to do.
& Larry: You know, I think I know what this is about.
Andrews: I don’t think you do.
Cox: Crowne... There’s been a restructuring ordered throughout the UMart nation. Now, “restructuring” is their word. Ask me, it’s a pain in the tuchis. That’s right, isn’t it, tuchis, where you get kicked?
Hurley: A Yiddish word, yeah.
Andrews: Absolutely. It’s like the buttocks.
Hurley: Tuchis and buttocks, synonymous.
Cox: Well, it hurts when you get kicked back there no matter what language you’re speaking.
Larry: You bet.
& Cox: Larry, I’m sorry, but we’ve come to a parting of the ways, UMart and you.
& Frances: What sin did you commit to have a class at 8:00 a.m.?
Mercedes: Earning a master’s in comparative political discourse in the plays of Shakespeare and Shaw. You?
Frances: Well, I just started race-walking at the track. It was fun.
Mercedes: I hope I am never like that.
& Mercedes: When was the last time you looked at your life and saw nothing but fraud?
& Mercedes: This is it? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. My day has just been made.
& Mercedes: My name is Miss Tainot, T-A-I-N-O-T, Tainot. Not “Tie-knot”. Tay-no.
& Steve: Miss Tie-knot? Uh, Tay-knot? Tae-Bo?
Mercedes: Really? Who are you?
Steve: Steve Dibiasi. D-I-B-I-A-S-I.
& Talia: I’ve been thinking about you and I don’t even know your name.
Larry: Larry. Larry Crowne. Hi. This is, uh...
Celestina: Lala.
Larry: Lala.
Talia: Larry and Lala. I don’t think so. I used to be Kathryn, until I looked in the mirror and saw a girl named Talia.
Celestina: My real name is Celestina.
Talia: Celestina? How gorgeous. You... Lance. Lance Corona. Wanna join my gang?
& Dean Tainot: I’m a guy who’s a guy being a guy!
& Mercedes: Next, please.
Steve: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I got one now! You will dig it.
Mercedes: Are you clairvoyant*?
Steve: No. Steve Dibiasi.
& Dr. Matsutani: They call them “smart phones”, but only dummies use them in my class.
& Frank: You see this body here? One time, it was nothing but a mass of chiselled muscle and bone.
Dell Gordo: Really? What year was that?
Frank: 19-kiss-my-ass.
& Larry: What is going on out there?
Talia: Just introducing you to a little thing called feng shui.
& Dell Gordo: What’s your real name, Lance?
Larry: Larry Crowne, with an “E”.
Dell Gordo: Dell Gordo, with a “G”. Shake hands... Look each other in the eyes... Firm grips. Larry: No contest, but firm. Hold it... Stack it.
& Larry: I am so sorry I’m late. Dr. Matsutani, can I still sit in?
Dr. Matsutani: This is college, Mr. Crowne. There are only two things you can’t do, smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.
& Dean Tainot: I had four postings today alone! Fogcaster, Skyscan, Parsec12.com.
Mercedes: They’re not postings, they’re comments. Comments! Like, “You’re lame” is a comment.
Dean Tainot: And who are you to judge me, Boozilla?
& Mercedes: We’re going so slow a cat could knock us over, you know that, right?
Larry: I’ve never given anyone a ride before! I wanna make sure we both survive! ... Pardon me?
Mercedes: I said “ha, ha, ha”.
& Mercedes: I have 30 seconds to disarm the alarm or the cops will be here in half an hour. They’re slow.
& Steve: “Disraeli”? What is that?
Mercedes: “Who” is that.
Steve: Guy from Disrael. I’m done!
& Mercedes: You’re a great student. I’m not an easy A.
& Larry: Are you hungry?
Mercedes: Extremely.
Larry: Let me show you the world’s smallest kitchen.
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clairvoyant — ясновидящий
+ quotes on the Imdb.
__ Hanks & Roberts add up to 6/10 in total? Seriously? O tempora o mores!..
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