I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Alan: You’re right, he’s a schmuck.
Charlie: What?
Alan: We know when his birthday is, Charlie. We were there.
& Evelyn: Open Grandmommy’s present.
Jake: ....... Clothes?
Evelyn: Happy birthday!
Jake: Thanks a lot, but clothes?..
Evelyn: Not clothes, darling. It’s Calvin Klein.
Jake: No, it’s clothes.
Evelyn: Believe me, sweetheart, the girls are gonna love you in this.
Jake: What girls?
Evelyn: All right, the other boys will be envious.
Jake: The other boys will beat me up.
Evelyn: Well, there’s just no pleasing you, is there?
& Alan: Judith and Liz have been at each other’s throats for years.
Charlie: Why’s that?
Alan: I don’t know.
Charlie: Maybe it’s because Liz was always more popular...
Alan: Maybe because Judith was smarter. Maybe, and this is just a theory on my part, it had something to do with the fact that Liz did my brother in the coatroom at our wedding reception.
Charlie: Well, no secret why she was popular.
Alan: At our wedding reception, Charlie! In the coatroom. You were louder than the band.
Charlie: Hey, you make it sound so sleazy.
Alan: I’m sorry. Class it up for me.
Charlie: Okay, to begin with, we were on a mink coat...
Alan: Goodbye.
& Jake: Why are they fighting?
Alan: They’re not fighting. They’re discussing.
Jake: I’m a child of divorce, Dad. I know the difference.
& Evelyn: My God, that clown has no legs!
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