Misfits 3x5

Episode #3.5

Brandon Flowers - On The Floor

When the lights go down in the city
Getting real low
Settling in my room
I’m unnoticed

When the still comes in through my window
Letting me go
I feel a calm, come over me, on the floor

& Clare: So, my name’s Clare Bradman, I’m a behavioural therapist and I specialise in issues around anger management. {...} All we do is we just sit here and we talk.
    Ruby: We “talk”?
    Clare: You sound surprised?
    Ruby: Well, yeah, because it’s anger management. I... I don’t know, I thought we’d be smashing some stuff up or putting some boxing gloves on, taking turns beating the shit out of each other. Do we not? We don’t do that, do we?

& Clare: What was it, do you think, that made you react the way you did?
I honestly don’t know... It were a full moon. I tend to go a bit mental on a full moon... I’m like half-wolf... I do have exceptionally hairy balls, so...

& Jen-in-Kelly: Dom. It’s OK. Everything’s going to be OK. It’s me. It’s Jen. I’m Jen. In here.

Anna Calvi — First We Kiss

♪ First we’ll kiss ♪
♪ Then you will lock the door, my dear ♪
♪ A perfect kiss... ♪

& Jen-in-Kelly: I know this is weird, but this is the only way we can be together.
    Dom: Yeah, I know.

& Ruby: Oh... Right, has anyone seen the other me? He didn’t come home last night, you know.

& Ruby: I just feel weird when he’s not inside me. Do you know what I mean? ... Not that kind of “inside me.” Don’t do that!

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& Shaun: Hold up. Where’s the other one?
    Alisha: Oh, she just phoned me... She’s not well.
    Simon: She’s got... period pains... Bad ones.
    Shaun: Don’t you hate it when that happens?.. You know, when you get the really bad ones?
    Alisha: Terrible.
    Shaun: Well... that’s her in the shit.

Golfrapp — Crystalline Green

♪ Here we go, driving down ♪
♪ Deep and wide ♪
♪ Slow down ♪
♪ On the beach... ♪

& Clare: So...
    Ruby: Here we are again.
    Clare: I was thinking... For today’s session, if it’s OK with you... we could, um, pick up where we left off.
    Ruby: That’s interesting. That’s... Oh! Hang... hang on. ...... It’s nothing. Carry on, it’s all right. ... Oh, therapy... I love it!

& Ruby: Hey! Come here! Oh, let me tell you something, right, she is one amazing therapist. I can’t believe the council actually pay for that kind of thing. And I tell you something else, if I could be bothered, I would write a letter to Social Services and just congratulate them. Seriously.
    Shaun: Move.

& Ruby-1: No! No! You’re not going out with her, man.
    Ruby-2: She’s better than some of the skanky horrible sluts you end up with.
    Ruby-1: She’s old and she’s a psycho and she cries after she’s wanked people off.

& Dom: What are you doing?
    Jen-in-Kelly: Turning her off. You’ll have no choice. You’ll have to be with me.

& Ruby: Hiya. Just to let you know, I’ve been having a think about us... Yeah, it’s not going to happen. Right? I mean, listen, thanks for the hand job and the sex and all that. Brilliant. But you are... you’re quite old and you cry, a lot. Hmm? Bye, then.

& Curtis: OK. That’s not Kelly.
    Ruby: No, she is sexy though, hmm! For a coma victim, she is.

& Alisha: Kelly. That’s Kelly.
    Simon: It’s a body-swap. They must’ve switched places.
    Ruby: Oh, my God. This is like that film with Nicolas Cage in... Face/Off.
    Simon: Face/Off wasn’t a body-swap. They had surgery to look like each other.
    Ruby: Oh.
    Simon: This is more like Freaky Friday.
    Alisha: Who gives a shit?! What are we going to do about Kelly?

& Ruby: Hiya, hello, I’m just visiting my granddad, and I’m pretty sure he’s prolapsed his anus. I mean, I’m not an expert, but it’s looking that way. Could you just come and have a look for me?

& Shaun: Why did she stab me? What did I ever do to her?
    Simon: ... That wasn’t Kelly. She swapped bodies.
    Shaun: What?!
    Simon: We’ve kind of got these powers. We’re like superheroes.

& Shaun: What the fuck?
    Simon: You’ll be fine.
    Shaun: I can’t believe I never picked up on it. You bunch of dicks. Fucking superheroes?

Clare Maguire — This is Not the End

♪ And when I’m gone ♪
♪ We’ll meet again ♪
♪ As often do the closest friends ♪
♪ So dry your eyes ♪
♪ And lay me down ♪
♪ I tell you this is not the end... ♪

& Seth: So I guess you stood me up.
    Kelly: I was in a fucking coma.
    Seth: Oh, that’s your excuse, is it?

& Kelly: Cheers for getting me out and everything.
    Seth: It’s OK.
    Kelly: But then I saved you from the Nazis so we’re probably all square.

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On Imdb.

__ Gr8 episode. Amazing soundtrack. Kelly’s the best. It’s just pity... We’ve lost Shaun, the probation worker.

__ Soundtracks... Looks like all this's about to introduce a bunch of [not-so-well-known] performers.