House M.D. 8x7

Dead & Buried

& Foreman: 14-year-old girl, intermittent attacks.
    House: Four-year-old boy, consistently at death’s door.
    Adams: ... This patient died five years ago.
    House: I didn’t say which side of the door he was on. The fact that he’s dead makes it more interesting.

& Taub: Shouldn’t we be trying to maximize what we can save here? 14-year-old, your freedom, our asses?
    House: Right... Save your asses.

& House: You’re angry because your kid died. More than that, because you don’t have an answer. People need answers.

& Cemetery caretaker: I’d like inquire as to exactly what procedure you intend to perform on the remains.
    House: Have you ever heard of the north American man/dead boy love association?
    Cemetery caretaker: I consider these grounds to be a holy place, and I would ask you to observe them with due decorum.
    House: So you’re taking bribes to plunder graves, and I need to show respect?

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& House: You owe me a new pair of pants.

& Wilson: You’re an addict. And I’m an idiot for thinking that your addictions were limited to pills, anti-social behavior, and sarcasm.

& Taub: The brazilian... You said it hurt “a bit.”
    Chase: You’ve had one?
    Taub: More than one, and you haven’t. They hurt all your bits. That’s my dark secret. What’s yours?

& Chase: She does have a boyfriend. Love letters... Porn. The nasty kind. Torture, rape... Animals.
    Taub: Sweet kid.

& Wilson: ... And you know why? Because I’m just as bad as you. I knew this would fall on deaf ears, but I just kept talking and talking.
    House: You’re right.
    Wilson: You don’t even know what I just said!
    House: That is ridiculous. You said, “blah blah blah blah blah, deaf ears, blah blah blah blah blah.” Absolutely essential information.

& Foreman: I have to send him to prison.
    Wilson: Your job is to keep this machine running. It’s your choice to make House a useful tool or a monkey wrench. Cuddy’s way didn’t fail because she didn’t try to control House. She managed him. She knew better than anybody what a tool he could be.

& Foreman: What would Cuddy have done?
    House: ... Ten clinic hours.
    Foreman: Cuddy’s not here anymore. You got 30.

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