Great Sausage or Can I Call You Dick?
& Drecker: You’re not gonna eat anything? Sure you don’t want some of my sausage?
Tanya: I don’t eat sausage. And I don’t like corporate chain restaurants.
& Drecker: What does this have to do with happiness?
Tanya: “Happiness consultant” is a key component to our marketing plan. I might even call it the secret to our success. Now our goal is for women to see happiness but think great sex.
& Tanya: I know we might have to start with baby steps, but my goal is for us to be pulling down a couple thousand dollars a night.
Drecker: You think I’m that good?
Tanya: Maybe... if you work on your technique a little bit.
Drecker: ’A little bit’... My technique is fine, Tanya. All right? I’ve been pleasing women for decades now. You’re not my only screamer.
Tanya: I’m just saying that you might need a little training. In the foreplay department.
& Tanya: Remember how I told you I’m going into business? What I have is a service to offer. A service I think some of your clients might be very interested in.
Lenore: What are you talking about? What kind of service?
Tanya: It’s a combination of things. I’m hoping to make money and bring something positive into the world at the same time. Well, it’s a sexual service, actually.
Lenore: You’re a prostitute?!
Tanya: No, Lenore! I’m not a prostitute... I’m a pimp.
Lenore: What?!
& Tanya: Seriously, Lenore, we are a high-end service and I’m willing to offer your clients a significant discount.
Lenore: I don’t know, Tanya... I don’t recommend anything to my clients that I don’t know intimately myself. Get what I’m saying?
& Lenore: So he’ll do me for free?
Tanya: We don’t really do that. But, Lenore, I would be willing to make it pay what you will. I’m sure you’ll be happy to pay. And with a discount, of course.
Lenore: All right, I’ll try him. And if I like him I’ll recommend him. By the way, what does he do? Will he lick my ass?
& Jess: Are you mad that I fell in love with Ronnie?
Damon: We’re not mad at you. We just want to eat ice cream.
& Drecker: I hate suits! I don’t wear this shit. I feel like a fricking mortgage broker.
Tanya: You’re not you. You’re whoever they want you to be.
Drecker: Why can’t they just fuck me for me?
& Tanya: By the way, what are your dos and don’ts? You know, what is the line that you won’t cross?
Drecker: I’m a normal guy, you know? I’ll do normal things. Market me that way.
Tanya: What’s normal?
Morcheeba — Everybody Loves A Loser
This time, you have to face your future
Although it’s just a dusty road
It’s clear that backing down don’t suit you
I’d hate, to break your sacred code
People, along for the ride
High noon, getting closer
I think you’ll find, everybody loves a loser
So you’ll be fine, you won’t be lonely long
I think you’ll find, everybody loves a loser
So you’ll be fine, you won’t be lonely long
This time, you have to face your future
Although it’s just a dusty road
It’s clear that backing down don’t suit you
I’d hate, to break your sacred code
People, along for the ride
High noon, getting closer
I think you’ll find, everybody loves a loser
So you’ll be fine, you won’t be lonely long
I think you’ll find, everybody loves a loser
So you’ll be fine, you won’t be lonely long
& Drecker: I don’t really dance.
Lenore: What do you do then?
Drecker: ... You’re very pretty.
Lenore: Who told you to say that? Listen, I’m not a romantic. I think like a man. I want to cut the bullshit and get to the fucking. I just need to know your name so I know what to scream when you’re banging me.
Drecker: ... Richard.
Lenore: Can I call you... Dick?
& Drecker: Tanya, you got to call me back. Right away. I’ve got to leave. I can’t find my shirt. I can’t find my underwear. I can’t find my wallet. I’ve got to be in class, there’s no friggin’ maid. And I think your friend might have stole my stuff.
& Rhonda: Is that a hickey on your neck?
Drecker: Where am I gonna get a hickey from? I’m divorced.
& Tanya: Will you let it go and tell me how it was?
Drecker: It was okay.
Tanya: Okay? Can you use more adjectives?
Drecker: Fine, it was exhausting, irritating, emasculating, never-ending and vaguely pleasant.
& Tanya: Oh my god, I hate this job. Let’s make $1 million, Ray.
Drecker: Yeah, sure. I’m game.
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