Risky Business
& Park: 100 bucks says I won’t get fired.
House: Oh, you don’t wanna bet me. ... Oh, my. You’re fired.
Park: I... the bet is...
House: But I thought...
Park: After...
House: ...then...
Park: ...I... oh...
House: ...if only...
Park: The bet’s that I’ll get fired after my hearing!
& House: You’re already a
& House: You’re late.
Adams: Considering I don’t work here, arguably, I’m early.
& Adams: Thad Barton? We only help rich white guys?
House: I am an equal opportunity exploiter. I only help those who can help myself. I have a department to re-fund.
& Park: Thyrotoxicosis?
House: Not... a terrible idea. I’m gonna go give him P.T.U. and T.L.C. I have no idea what that second one stands for.
& House: It’s called Alice in Wonderland syndrome.
Thad Barton’s daughter: Seriously?
House: I never joke.
& House: Oh, you guys are gonna love Doctors Chase and Taub. Keep your Nazi sentiments quiet around the little one.
& House: I claim this burger in the name of Queen Isabella of Spain.
Adams: I’ll go check on the patient. I have Hepatitis C.
Park: ... She got it from me.
& Foreman: What are you doing?
House: Holding your ass.
& House: Loyalty to real estate is stupid, because loyalty is stupid.
Adams: First patriotism, now loyalty. You hate ice cream too?
House: French vanilla, yeah.
& Park: He’s been acting like he’s actually trying to get me fired.
Wilson: That’s because he is actually trying to get you fired.
Park: Does he hate me?
Wilson: Not sure that’s relevant to the equation.
Park: So it’s really over $100?
Wilson: Not sure the amount is relevant. He’s fighting for his honor.
Park: He’ll ruin my career.
Wilson: Not sure that’s...
Park: What if I bet him $200 I will get fired.
Wilson: He sees competing debts with the same person as a disgrace to the game. He’ll be even more motivated to beat you.
Park: ... If you were me, what would you do?
Wilson: You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.
& House: You were late the other day ’cause you were having breakfast with grammy Adams or cousin Itt. And she was nagging you about finding a husband.
Adams: All right, this is getting annoying. I’ll just tell you what I was...
House: Ah, ah, ah, ah! No spoilers. They ruin everything.
& Park: You owe me 106,804 won! Or $100 U.S.
House: God, but you’re petty*.
& Thud: I’m thirsty.
House: That’s a side effect of not dying.
& House: Call Chase and Taub. Get ’em in here. The boys are back.
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petty — мелкий; мелочный; незначительный; ограниченный
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