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& Mrs. Vasquez: Even the Nazis think this guy is “nuckin’ futs.”

& Mrs. Vasquez: All right, let’s just hope that the Cooper clan sticks with the First Amendment... and stays away from the Second Amendment. What is the Second Amendment?..
    Jarod: We get guns!

& Travis: You don’t think the three of us balling this woman in the same room... is a little faggoty?
    Jarod: Jesus Christ, man. Don’t be so fuckin’ middle-class.

& Jarod: This is what happens when fuckin’ parents block porn sites, man. They make socially backwards kids.

& Sara: I bet you boys wanna get up to the devil’s business, don’t you? Well... devil’s right in here.

& Sara: Takes me a few beers to work up to the sex. So get drinkin’, ’cause I ain’t drinkin’ alone. And I don’t let no man in me unless he’s got at least two beers in him.

& Pastor Abin Cooper: And who’s the greatest enemy of God, Cheyenne?
    Cheyenne: Satan.
    Pastor: Satan... That’s right, baby. Satan. Yes, ma’am. And who’s Satan’s instrument on earth, Fiona May?
    Fiona May: The homosexuals.
    Pastor: That’s right, baby. The homosexuals. The homosexuals have run amok in this nation over 30 years now. Let’s see what it’s brought us. Rampant* fornication*... adultery... abortion... flagrant* sexuality... in every corner of media-movies, TV, et cetera. Schools, malls, books... clothes, toys, music... Everywhere. Everywhere! You can’t turn on the TV without seeing some jackass wavin’ his privates. That’s because the moral spine of this country has been weakened... by permissive attitudes... and an unabashed tolerance for homosexuals. Godlessness. Godlessness. The casual acceptance of the gay... has hastened our demise as a species. Fact. Why? Because they do not procreate. They do not procreate. Now, they solicit. Yeah, boy. They recruit. Yeah, boy. But they do not procreate.

& Jarod: I ain’t even gay!

& Jarod: I don’t wanna die!
    Pastor: You already did, sinner. You destroyed your spirit... in a waste of shame.

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& Pastor: That’s my granddaughters’... You know, it’s not politically correct to say... but women and cars... Not a good mix.

& Deputy Pete: Is Italy nice?
    Pastor: Oh, my God. Italy?
    Pete: Yeah. I was thinking about taking my wife someplace exotic for our five-year... and, well, Italy was at the top of the list.
    Pastor: Well, it’s full of Italians. There is that.
    Pete: Full of Italians, huh? Yeah, I suppose that stands to reason.

& Joseph Keenan: If you loved me, you’d make me some coffee...

& ASAC Brooks: How much do you think a cross like that costs?
    Joseph Keenan: Do you mean in dollars or common sense?

& Keenan: Put down any weapons, come out with your hands up, and you will not be harmed. Repeat: You will not be harmed.
    Brooks: ... I think it’s the use of the word “repeat” that makes this work every time.

& Keenan: You said this was gonna be a simple in-and-out, sir! Simple just shit itself.

& Cheyenne: Mama, they think we’re terrorists. They’re gonna kill us all.
    Sara: Good. Then I’ll be in heaven with Caleb. Isn’t that what you want? To be with your daddy and Jesus?

& Sara: Like a good Christian...

& Keenan: I’m getting promoted? ... You’re still gonna kill him.
    Agent Eccles: The United States government doesn’t kill people, Agent Keenan... in or out of custody.
    Agent Hammond: Of course we’re gonna kill him, Joe. We’re gonna kill him with kindness.
    Keenan: You’re gonna let him go to trial?
    Hammond: Oh, come on. What is this, September 10, 2001?
    Eccles: Patriot Act, bitch.
    Hammond: We can plant him forever, okay? Without a trial. Never show him the light of day, let alone a TV camera or a microphone.
    Keenan: How-
    Eccles: What do you think we’ve been doing the last 10 years?
    Hammond: Yeah. It’s terrorism, Joe. Okay? If you kill an American because of a religious belief, you are a terrorist... and terrorists get locked the fuck up.
    Keenan: If it’s all so easy to put these people away for life... why was I given those orders?
    Hammond: Truth?.. ’Cause fuck people like this.
    Eccles: They’re animals.
    Hammond: I mean, don’t get me wrong. Jesus saves.
    Eccles: He ain’t gonna save Abin Cooper from a fuck-load of prison rape.
    Hammond: Daily shtuppings by Coke-can cocks. Savor that irony, Joe.

& Keenan: People just do the strangest things when they believe they’re entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.

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Rampant — безудержный
fornication — блуд
flagrant — вопиющий

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