8 февр. 2012 г.

Hung 3x1

Don’t Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse

& Tanya: Ladies, sex is not a job. It’s a way of life. My name is Tanya Skagle. Welcome to Orgasmic Living.

& Tanya: Berbig— Ber— Berbigs? Berbiglia? Ber— uh— I can’t— I can’t read this, Cammy. No more cursive, all right? God, it’s not even English!

& Tanya: It’s not all about your dick, Ray.
    Ray: Okay, so it’s not all about my dick.
    Tanya: All right, what is what’s this place about, Ray? What do you think? What’s Starbucks about?.. I mean, nobody needs coffee so bad that they’re willing to pay $5 a cup for some caramel macchiato.

& Tanya: Happiness consultants. It’s a wellness center for women, coming to a storefront near you... Thanks to Judy Pearson and the Certified National Bank.

& Ray: We’ve got something special to offer Detroit and we’d like to focus on that...
    Tanya: It’s very special.
    Ray: ...Full-time.
    Judy: But what is your product? Can you tell me that? Can you give me an example, please, of what it is that you are selling?
    Tanya: .............. Hand creams... Organic hand creams.


& Tanya: About the hand cream... I know nothing about hand cream. I don’t know why I said it. What I should have said is that... women don’t orgasm enough. ... The thing is we can orgasm more, both in the bedroom and in life in general. Sex can be better, Judy. Our lives can be better— you, me, the fucking country. In fear is where our orgasm lies...

& Ray: The whole thing was nuts, from beginning to end. But banks and women, well, they work in mysterious ways.

& Ray: The vulva?! Of all the parts of the human body to pick, why the vulva?!
    Tanya: It’s a vulva!
    Ray: You think that’s gonna get us a loan?

& Ray: It’s the word, vulva... not sexy.

& Ray: It was starting to look like the greatest date of my professional career.......
    Judy: Thanks, Ray. We’re good.

& Tanya: The cunt as temple, tomb, cave or flower. I’d like to announce that the wellness center... we also offer private consultations... very private, with a therapist. It’s a female therapist, or a... or a male... it’s a male therapist. He’s very male. And very private.

& Tanya: That’s... Richard.

& Jessica: And all this is... is from substitute teaching?
    Ray: Yeah. Mostly. And you know, some odd jobs here and there.
    Jessica: Odd jobs... Wow, what kind of odd jobs? I mean I send my resume out 50 times a day, nobody ever calls me back.

& Lenore: Oh, I think I torqued my neck.
    Jason: Oh, I think that was the chair. Your ass is just too delicious.

& Lenore: What’s your name?
    Jason: Jason.
    Lenore: Jason... I’m glad I found you, Jason. I’ve been looking for you for a long time. Like they do in Tibet for the Dalai Lama.

& Lenore: You only have to kill one person to be a killer, baby.

& Tanya: Hey hey hey, let’s go to Windsor. Let’s cruise this puppy all the way to Canada.
    Ray: How about around the block?

1,2,3 — Work

♪ I work, I work ♪
♪ I work, I work for you ♪
♪ for you, for you ♪
♪ for you I work ♪
♪ I work, I work ♪
♪ if you work too ♪
♪ for you, for you, for you ♪
♪ gold card, platinum card ♪
♪ plastic card too ♪
♪ I don’t really give a damn about you ♪
♪ I keep all my earnings in a box marked shoes ♪
♪ I’d try to run heaven all to give you proof ♪

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On the Imdb.

__ Wow, completely restart. In series, in happiness consulting business, in family. So refreshing. A right positioning is our all.

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