The Beta Test Initiation
& Penny: I’m glad you asked me out again.
Leonard: Me, too; I missed you.
Penny: You see me all the time. You sure you just don’t miss the sex?
Leonard: Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?
Penny: I have. You are not wrong.
& Penny: I just think if we’re gonna try dating again, we should take things slow.
Leonard: Oh, I can take it slow. Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick?.. To this day she doesn’t know we were going out... Made it easier on her when I broke things off.
& Leonard: How about this, are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?
Penny: You know... just for fun, let’s say I’m not.
Leonard: Before an application is released, they give it a trial run. W-We could do that. And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad, just say, “Hey, we found a bug,” and we report it so it can be fixed.
Penny: You mean like a beta test?
Leonard: Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren’t involved in the development of the appli...
Penny: Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?!
& Penny: Good night, Leonard.
Leonard: Night. ... Attaboy, Hofstadter. Nothing gets the ladies hotter than software development analogies.
& Leonard: Hey, I’m back.
Sheldon: Cut... Take 47.
& Raj: What’s your name?
Siri: My name? It’s Siri.
Howard: Look at that! There’s finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
& Raj: How about a cup of coffee?
Siri: I’ve found six coffee shops. Three of them are fairly close to you.
Raj: I will see you gentlemen later.
Howard: She is gonna break his heart.
& Penny: Uh, we’re not counting this as a date, are we?
Leonard: Um, I’m not sure... but I think the right answer here... is “no.”
Penny: Bug report: When a guy asks me to spend time with him, maybe he plans something a little more interesting than hanging out at home, watching TV.
Leonard: Even Doctor Who?!
& Penny: What’s this?
Leonard: My bug report to you.
Penny: Well... that’s quite a list you got there....
Leonard: It’s color coded.
Penny: Oh.
Leonard: Uh, red means “fix right away.” Yellow is “eh, whenever you get a chance.” And green, is “I could probably learn to live with it.” There’s a key down here at the bottom. It’s neat, huh?
Penny: Yep.
Leonard: So, have a good night.
Penny: Yep.
& Amy: What’s baffling me is what you could’ve possibly put on the list. “Hair too golden”? “Laugh too musical”? “World too much a better place for her mere presence in it”?
Sheldon: How about “constantly talks with food in her mouth”?
Amy: Her heart’s full of love, no one cares what’s in her mouth.
& Raj: Why don’t women like me?
Siri: Let me check on that... How about a Web search for “Why don’t women like me?”
Raj: No need. I’ve already done that.
& Raj: Thank you, darling.
Siri: You are most certainly welcome, sexy.
Sheldon: Well done, Dr. Koothrappali.
Raj: I’m sorry?
Sheldon: You’ve taken a great evolutionary leap by abandoning human interaction and allowing yourself to romantically bond with a soulless machine. Kudos.
& Leonard: You ready to go?
Penny: Yeah, hang on. Let me just finish this chapter.
Leonard: Can you finish it later?
Penny: No, I can’t. Reading books is a big part of my life now because, you know... ’we’d have more fun things to talk about if I read more.’
& Leonard: What are you reading?
Penny: Two Weeks to Rock Hard Abs.
Leonard: They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don’t they?
& Bernadette: Who’s Siri? Is he dating somebody new?
Howard: Yes. His phone.
Bernadette: Oh. Is that cute or creepy?
Howard: Uh-huh.
& Raj: Siri, play some smooth jazz.
Siri: Playing smooth jazz.
Raj: Oh, my God, Kenny G?! This woman can read me like a book. I can’t believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
& Penny: You’re kind of really great.
Leonard: You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?
Penny: Okay, bug report. I just complimented you. You should take it and shut up.
Leonard: Right. Sorry, sorry.
Penny: And stop apologizing all the time.
Leonard: Right. Sorry.
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