Runaways
HOBO: About a week now.
House: The best dads wait two or more.
& Callie: It’s not like it’s serious.
House: “Or something” is the number one killer of teens with no medical degree.
& Callie: So about the inhaler for my asthma...
House: Sorry! Hospital policy specifically prohibits me from giving meds to unrelated homeless people pretending to be father and daughter. Your pants are a size too short, so either you grew a couple of inches or you grabbed the closest size in a thrift store. And only you have dimples*, which are adorable, but they’re also an
& House: Someone been using your head as a soccer ball?
Callie: No.
House: Much as I’d like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
& House: Pay the man. He’s late for a trashcan fire.
& Callie: Would you tell me what’s going on? What’s wrong with me?
House: I have no idea.
& Taub: Why’d you ask to meet us 30 miles away from the hospital?
House: Because I can. Also, Chris Christie’s blog says the pancakes here are the best.
& ’Confederacy Private’: Hello, good sir. My brother, the General here, gots the green-apple quickstep.
House: ..... One of us is in the wrong time zone. And if it’s me, I need to talk to a stockbroker and anyone from the Kennedy family, in that order.
& ’General’: Sir, are you questioning my resolve?
House: Yes, and your sanity. I’m multitasking.
& House: I could add some Mercury, if you want to make it more authentic.
’General’: The Confederacy thanks you, Doc.
& Chase: You could probably just hide the porn in your underwear drawer...
Taub: Magazines go away so I won’t ignore my children. I know I have to pay attention to them. I want to pay attention to them, but they’re just so... Boring.
& Adams: What happened to the social worker I called?
Foreman: Apparently, someone identifying themselves as Dr. Pujols called and said the patient ran off.
House: Come on. “Poo holes.”
& Foreman: I’m not gonna let you blackmail me, House.
House: Oh, of course not. There’s no way someone of your integrity would let me compromise your job in any major way over some tawdry* bit of gossip. But what about compromising it in a minor way?.. Reduced clinic hours... Unlimited Internet porn budget... That makes much more sense than the nuclear option of ruining both our lives. You can keep these. I got copies.
& Taub: The sound I make is, moooo! The sound I make is, quack quack quack quack quack.
Sophie & Sophia: ...............
& Taub: I’m an ass. On the plus side, I can now program my DVR from my phone.
& House: Go!
Park: You bet 100 bucks on a turtle race?!
House: I paid Mr. Chips 5 bucks to take a dive.
& Chase: People never lie about people they hate.
& Adams: Do you think people can change?
Chase: No. But I don’t think that’s gonna change your opinion, because... people don’t change.
& Ellen Rogers, Callie’s mother: You must be Dr. House..?
House: I save my appearances for when parents are on the brink of doing something incredibly stupid.
& Chase: Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
Taub: How do you keep doing the same thing over and over with the same level of enthusiasm?
Chase: First off, be a decent, empathetic person.
& Taub: Your patients love you because you’re empathetic!
Wilson: .... I also have kind eyes. Why are you here?
& Wilson: It’s all about common ground. You found one thing you both like or hate. John Woo movies, romance novels, kale*... Sometimes, the best way to connect with someone is stop thinking about them and focus on yourself.
Taub: Wh—uhh.
Wilson: What is this about?
Taub: Not everything has an agenda. See ya.
& Ellen: Do you know what’s wrong with her?
House: Family vacations kill.
& Foreman: I’m not like you, House.
House: True... No limp.
Foy Vance - Be The Song
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dimple — ямочка
tawdry — мишурный; кричаще безвкусный
kale — овощной суп; суп из капусты
On the Imdb.
C also Tumbler Moments @ housedailydose.
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