F9 (2021)

The Fast Saga

The Fate of the Furious (2017) <<

Jack Toretto: It's not about being the stronger man, Dom. It's about being the bigger one.

Dominic Toretto: Remember what your daddy told you... Be precise in life. It can make all the difference.

Roman: "Peligro minas." What does that mean?
Dominic Toretto: Tej, how fast we got to go to clear 'em?
Tej: Please don't tell me you're thinking what I think you're thinking.
Dominic Toretto: Why?
Roman: What does "peligro minas" mean?
Dominic Toretto: Tej, how fast?
Tej: I don't know, man.
Roman: Somebody answer me! What does "peligro minas" mean?

Roman: Think about this. We've now been on insane missions around the world, doing what most would say is damn near impossible. And I ain't got one single scar to show for it? I mean, look at my jacket. Those are bullet holes from 14 dudes trying to take my head clean off its shoulders. We've taken out cars, trains, tanks. I'm not gonna even mention the submarine...
Tej: And yet we're still here.
Roman: Exactly.
Tej: Ramsey, what happens when you test a theory over and over again only to come to the same result?
Ramsey: A hypothesis becomes fact. But you're not actually suggesting that...
Tej: I don't know, but when the improbable happens again and again, that's more than luck... Maybe we're not so normal.
Roman: That's what I'm saying! We are not normal.
Ramsey: Okay, um... just to clarify, are you two maybe suggesting that we're what, invincible?
Tej: Maybe.
Roman: Maybe.
Tej: Or maybe... you're just a dumbass.

Buddy: You've got to make peace with the past if you... if you want hope for the future.

Queenie: You know, nothing's more powerful than the love of family. But you turn that into anger and resentment, nothing's more dangerous.

Cipher: I was thinking, if this was a movie, this would be the moment where the villain has an unexpected setback, overcompensates without thinking it through and gets crushed by the good guys... Otto: No, I'm more of a Han Solo.
Cipher: No. You're Yoda.
Otto: Yoda?
Cipher: Mm-hmm.
Otto: No. The little green guy?
Cipher: Yeah.
Otto: No. Ah, shit, I'll take it. Because he's a powerful Jedi, right?
Cipher: No. Yoda's a puppet. With someone's hand up his ass.

Jack Toretto: See, cars like this are immortal. '70 Chargers are designed so well that if you take care of 'em, they'll run for 100 years.
Dominic Toretto: Immortal?
Jack Toretto: Just like a family, Dom. Build it right, you take care of it... it'll live beyond you.

Tej: We're literally gonna be in a perpetual freefall.
Roman: Freefall? What does that even mean?
Tej: Roman, it means numbers don't lie. As long as we obey the laws of physics, then we'll be fine, okay? It's just all math and science.

Roman: What we supposed to be doing with these old-ass suits that ain't been used since World War I?
Tej: Oh, I'm sorry. Astronauts "R" Us was closed for shopping today. Listen, these suits are just like space suits. They both account for pressure differential. Only thing is we may blow up like balloons just a little bit. That's the only difference.

Roman: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're in outer space!

Tej: Tell me you know how to work the thrusters.
Roman: Tej, numbers is what you do, right? Driving is what I do.

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The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

Friends 6×20

Joey: It's a new TV show. I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"! I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He's a computerized, humanoid... electronically enhanced secret enforcer. Or, "C.H.E.E.S.E."
Chandler: So, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E?
Joey: That's the title! They really lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."
Chandler: That is lucky...

Monica: So, Joey, if you get this, you're gonna be, like... the star of your own TV show. I mean, you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!
Joey: Don't get your hopes up, because it's probably not gonna happen.
Chandler: Now, why would you say that, Joseph?
Joey: Well, I mean, come on, you guys. My own TV show? I don't know if I'm good enough.
Phoebe: I am. Heh.

Joey: It's just, I want this part so much, you know? If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again. No, I didn't say that! That doesn't count.

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Hostile Takeover

StartUp 1×9

Alex Bell: If you wanna lead, these are the tough choices you have to make.

Alex Bell: For the good of GenCoin...

Ronald Dacey: You eat pig?
Nick Talman: Do... do I eat pig? What do you mean?
Ronald Dacey: Tam. She makin' griot tonight. You should come hang.

Ronald Dacey: Let us show you some Haitian hospitality. Brethren.
Nick Talman: All right. I will, thank you. Let me bring over a bottle of wine, some white shit.
Ronald Dacey: Just bring... bring yourself. Just bring your white-ass self.

Ronald Dacey: Let me tell you something. No matter what you been through during the day, coming home to something like this... Damn. The world just make sense again.

Izzy Morales: You see? That's the thing. You pretend to be all cutting-edge and progressive, asking about the why. Why, Nick? Why, Ronald? Why? You're just a corporate stooge like the rest of 'em.

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Drive In

American Horror Stories 1×3

Chad: I'm gonna die a virgin...

Milo: Do you want to know what makes girls get on the crazy train? It's not about relaxation. It's fear.
Chad: Fear?
Milo: Why do you think horror films were invented? Back in the 1930s, do you think guys were bringing their sweethearts to watch Dracula because they liked Tod Browning's mise-en-scène? No, dude. They wanted Lugosi to give them a chance at some skirt. Fear is the ticket. You tickle that fight-or-flight response, she's an oyster ready for shucking.

Chad: All right, unpopular opinion: horror films suck now. They're either low-rent shit to fill up a streaming menu or pretentious crap that puts you to sleep. What's left?

Chad: Rabbit Rabbit? What is that?
Milo: Just the most infamous cursed film in cinema history.
Quinn: It was only ever shown once back in '86. ..... I got up at 3:00 a.m. to snag the tickets. There's only room for 60 cars. I got one extra ticket if you want it. Not cheap.
Chad: What's it even about?
Quinn: I don't know. I don't even know what the title means.
Milo: I guess we'll find out. If we live through it.

Kelley: What does the title even mean?
Chad: I googled it. It's, uh, an old British superstition. On the first day of the month, you say "rabbit, rabbit." It's supposed to buy you 30 days of good luck.
Milo: Weird title for a movie that's cursed.
Quinn: How bummed are you guys gonna be when the movie ends and everyone's still alive?
Milo: There's always tomorrow...

Rabid Ruth: Listen to me! It starts right away! Don't look! Don't let her look!

Chad: Die! Die! Fucking die! Die! Die! Bitch, die!

Chad: Are you good with that?
Kelley: My dad's a Marine. Point, pump and pull.

Chad: Who lives in a trailer and drives a Rolls-Royce?

Larry Bitterman: "Everyone"? Every person who watched was affected? The response was 100%? Unbelievable!

Larry Bitterman: It's an experience. It's a cinematic happening. A horror movie where the horror isn't on-screen. It's in the audience. Try to appreciate what I'm talking about!

Larry Bitterman: You must know about the, uh, subliminals in The Exorcist?... William Friedkin cut two frames of a demon's face into reel six. People were throwing up in the aisles. There were cases of women going into labor. One gave birth right in the theater. People thought they were possessed, and all because of two frames, two little frames, and some creative sound.

Larry Bitterman: I applied everything I learned like Edison creating the light bulb...

Chad: You put us in a horror movie. Now we're just returning the favor.

Larry Bitterman: You think this is the end of the movie? It's only act one! And the rest is gonna be fucking epic!

Larry Bitterman: My name will go down in cinema history. Kubrick! Coppola! Spielberg! And Larry fucking Bitterman!

Larry Bitterman: I got a fucking Rolls! You want to know why? Ask yourself why! You won't like the fucking answer!

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It Happened to Jane (1959)

Billy Osgood: Mum, why does Sam always wanna go in the girls' side?

Jane Osgood: I just sent $700 out of this house... and I‘m not about to drink coffee by myself. You coming?

Jane Osgood: George, I understand. I just don‘t understand why you don‘t understand. It‘s the principle involved. I‘m right, they are wrong. I only want what is due me. That‘s all.
George Denham: Janey, let me tell you something. The distance between the right... Distance between the right and the practical is a continuing shame to the human race.

Jane Osgood: Did you know that Cape Anne is one of the few places left in America... or in the whole world, for that matter... where every person still votes on every single thing? Did you know that?
Lawrence Claiborne 'Larry' Hall: No, I didn‘t know that.
Jane Osgood: Well, it is. Once a year, we all come here to the town meeting. By the way, next Thursday at 4:00... the whole place will be filled with every man, woman and child in Cape Anne. Of course, the kids don‘t vote, but boy, they listen and they learn.

Jane Osgood: George doesn‘t gamble, do you?
George Denham: I don‘t believe in it.
Lawrence Claiborne 'Larry' Hall: You ought to try it sometime. Nothing like winning.
George Denham: Except losing.

George Denham: If you remember correctly, I asked you to marry me 21 years ago.
Jane Osgood: Yes, but you haven‘t asked me since... I‘m a woman, and I‘m supposed to be married. I‘m a mother, and I need a man to take care of me and my children.

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The One with Joey's Fridge

Friends 6×19

Monica: What kind of guy are you looking for?
Rachel: Someone that has his own tux or the ability to rent a tux.
Chandler: So he has to be a male who has at least $50.

Chandler: Well, you don't look good, Joe...
Joey: Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes. Hey, what was in that brown jar?

Joey: Ahem, so, anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: ... Is this a service you're providing me?
Joey: No, for my new fridge. For our new fridge.
Chandler: Our new fridge? I don't live here anymore!
Joey: So what? Look, okay, suppose we were a, uh, divorced couple.
Chandler: Uh-huh.
Joey: And I got custody of the kid. Right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Give me $400!

Ross: I'm not ready for this, okay? What do I tell her?
Joey: Tell her the truth. You're not ready.
Ross: I could do that... Well, what if she gets upset?
Chandler: Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

Joey: Phoebe, there you are! Okay, you broke my fridge. You owe me 400 bucks.
Phoebe: Okay, sure.
Joey: Really?
Phoebe: Ooh, technically, you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts... on your last 10 auditions.
Joey: Call it even?
Phoebe: Okay.

Ross: What if she goes down there and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Chandler: Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

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Тана Френч — Рассветная бухта (4/4)

<< Ранее

&  — Черт побери, а у этого парня какой мотив? На хрена ему их убивать?
     Вот поэтому, в частности, убийство — уникальное преступление: только оно заставляет нас задаваться вопросом «почему?». Ограбления, изнасилования, мошенничество, торговля наркотиками — у каждого преступления из этого грязного списка есть свои, готовые, «встроенные» объяснения. Расследование убийства требует ответов.

&  Надоевшую роль можно играть сколько угодно раз, но ты никогда не забываешь о том, что однажды исход будет иной...

&  Верно, старые привычки не умирают.

&  Не обманывайте себя — жестокость заложена в каждом из нас. Мы держим ее под замком, потому что боимся наказания или потому что верим, что таким образом сделаем мир лучше.

&  — Правило номер сколько-то: подозреваемые и свидетели должны верить, что ты знаешь все, что ты во всем уверен.

&  Я и забыл, что Бог, мир или кто-то другой — тот, кто пишет правила на скрижалях, — не делает скидок на хорошее поведение.

&  Как я и сказал Ричи, причинно-следственная связь — это не роскошь; отними ее, и мы окажемся парализованными, будем цепляться за крошечный плот, который плывет по бурному бесконечному черному морю. ... Если мы не видим последовательности, то складываем фрагменты вместе, пока она не появится — поскольку нам это нужно.

&  Нужно, чтобы мечта была яркой, осязаемой, иначе она рано или поздно исчезнет.

  ... Я лежал неподвижно, всматриваясь в темноту, и ждал рассвета.”

>> Тайное место (Дублинский отдел по расследованию убийств — 5)

Rubber (Wo)man: Part Two

American Horror Stories 1×2

Ruby: Sadists are patient motherfuckers.

Scarlett: Why here?
Ruby: Anyone who lives in L.A. knows about this place. Anyone obsessed with famous murders, at least, which is, like, everyone.

Dr. Andi Grant: Hey, I'm sorry, but we need to schedule a session. You'd think in death I'd want to stop working, but you know what, not even death can stop ambition.

Scarlett: I like it here. I like how it feels to be in this house.
Michael: Honey, you don't feel all the pain that's been inflicted here?
Scarlett: Of course I do. That's what I like about it.

Adam: You ever hear the saying, "A man who defends himself in court has an idiot for a client"?
Troy: Sure.
Adam: Do you know what a man who hires himself as a contractor to fix his own house is?... Broke. Usually divorced.

Troy: "A coping mechanism"? We are dead. Can't we at least be liberated from the worst parts of being human when we die?
Dr. Andi Grant: Apparently not. At least not in this house.

Troy: So this is it? This? This is, this is the great mystery of life and death? Just an endless prison of more of the same? Sure, I was worried about hell. What gay Catholic isn't? Torture and torment are at least kind of sexy. The one thing I did not worry about in the afterlife was that it was gonna be mundane.

Michael: Do you have time for a one-on-one?

Michael: We're just trying to protect you from what we're going through. I mean, isn't that what fathers do?
Scarlett: You guys were dumb enough to get yourselves in over your heads with this house and then get killed in it. Why should I listen to anything you say?

Ruby: You ready to go?
Scarlett: You can't come with me.
Ruby: Yes, I can. It's Halloween. It's the one day of the year when the dead can walk the earth.

Scarlett: So, what do you want to do with your one night in the world, my love?
Ruby: Are you kidding? Hey. I want to have a nonstop orgy of trouble and pain!

Scarlett: You're the only person in my life whose suffering brings me no pleasure.

Ruby: A wise man once said happiness is something to look forward to. I never understood that until I was dead. When you're dead and stuck in a haunted house for all eternity, there's not much to do but wait and wait. And the waiting, like another wise man once said, is indeed the hardest part of love. If it's real love.

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Pro Rata

StartUp 1×8

Alex Bell: You know, I'll admit it. I've been trying to figure something like this out for a long time.
Izzy Morales: Something like GenCoin?
Alex Bell: Yeah. I mean, there's so many other ones out there. Ever since BitCoin hit the scene and all those other open-source peer-to-peers, all I could think was... if you made one that was closed-source...
Izzy Morales: Impervious to corruption.
Alex Bell: Yes! To human nature altogether.
Izzy Morales: Exactly.
Alex Bell: No one could crack it. No one's code was stable enough.
Izzy Morales: It took me five years to write. Well, seven, if you count all the drafts that imploded on me.

Adolfo Morales: No more, okay? Asking the wrong people for money--
Izzy Morales: I know, Dad. I know.
Adolfo Morales: Mija... it never leaves you. Even after you're square.

Phil Rask: May I come in?
Nick Talman: Can I say no?
Phil Rask: Your dad didn't give you the crash course before he left, huh? Uh, without a warrant, I have to be invited into your home.
Nick Talman: Like a vampire.
Phil Rask: Yeah. Just like that. Just like that. Except vampires don't get warrants. I do.

Nick Talman: I don't know what to tell you. I mean, he seems like a good guy to me.
Phil Rask: I'm sure he is, but this is Miami. Even the good get dirty. Ask your daddy...

Nick Talman: I'd like you to leave.
Phil Rask: What?
Nick Talman: I would like you to leave. The magic words.

Ronald Dacey: Put your left hand where my left hand is at. Put your right hand where my right hand is at. Finger off the trigger till you're ready to pull, all right? Come here. Now, you stay in your room. First person to open that door, you put a bullet in their head. Then you go protect your mama and your sister. You understand? We gonna be all right.

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Тана Френч — Рассветная бухта (3/4)

<< Ранее

&  Ричи, вот правило номер семь: все лгут — убийцы, свидетели, очевидцы, пострадавшие. Все.

&  Поверьте мне на слово: те, кто выбирает в качестве пароля имена детей, прости Господи, и задницу свою с трудом вытрут, не говоря уже об очистке жесткого диска.

&  — Неприятно было осознать, что во мне нет ничего особенного. Но повторяю: нужно работать с тем, что есть, иначе тебя неизбежно ждет провал.
     — Значит, показатель раскрываемости…
     — Показатель раскрываемости такой по двум причинам: потому что я работаю как проклятый и потому что сохраняю контроль — над ситуацией, над свидетелями, над подозреваемыми и, что самое главное, над собой. Если тебе это по силам, остальное можно компенсировать. Если нет, если ты теряешь контроль, то вся твоя гениальность не имеет значения — хоть сразу собирай вещи и иди домой. Забудь про галстук, про методы допроса, забудь все, о чем мы говорили последние две недели. Все это — просто симптомы. Докопайся до сути того, что мы обсуждали, и все сведется к одному — к контролю. Понимаешь, о чем я?

&  Призраки событий наносят тебе миллион ран, однако со временем теряют силу и исчезают. Но призраки того, что не случилось, будут вечно остры словно бритва.

&  — Иногда неприятности случаются сами по себе.

&  Он сюда вернется. Загнанный зверь рано или поздно бежит домой.

&  — Даже если он невинен словно младенец ..., он все равно не должен быть таким невозмутимым. Невиновные пугаются так же, как и преступники, и даже больше, ведь они не такие самодовольные уроды. Конечно, бояться им незачем, но им же не объяснишь... Если они ничего не сделали, то факт остается фактом: бояться им нечего. Но дело не всегда только в фактах.

&  — ...я открою тебе самую главную тайну: от жизни нам нужно только одно — чтобы те, кого мы любим, были счастливы. Без всего остального можно обойтись: тебе будет хорошо даже в картонной коробке под мостом, если, возвращаясь в нее, ты будешь видеть счастливое лицо своей женщины. Но если этого нет…

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Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion

Rick and Morty 5x7

Rick: Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience, and if we bring a female, we get in for free.
Summer: So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?
Morty: No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, you can throw your Coke can away.

Beth: Since when does this house care about alien lives. We don't even watch British television.

Summer: Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them. When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream?
Beth: I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby, and the government launched it into space.
Summer: Oh, my God, we made a giant incest baby. Oh, my God, you might be a clone. I exist because you guys failed to abort me. We get the family we get, not the one we want. And if you want to keep the one you got, get your asses into some anime spacesuits!

Rick: Good work, Summer Camp.

Beth: Okay, well, this isn't not fun.

Jerry: Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen?

Rick: Just hit buttons. We're too big to fail.

Beth: Well, I vote...
Summer: No voting. No debate. It's not a democracy. It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out.

Morty: I know it feels good when he likes you, but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good.

Rick: ... And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons.

Summer: I've been really sensitive about family lately because of something I've been keeping secret.
Jerry: Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court, and what state do we live in? It's been years since I've thought about this.

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The One Where Ross Dates a Student

Friends 6×18

Ross: Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay? Because I'm a teacher. She's a student.
Chandler: Oh, is that against the rules?
Ross: No, but it is frowned upon... Besides, there's a big age difference.
Joey: Think of it like this. When you're 90...
Ross: I know, when I'm 90, she'll be 80... and it won't seem like such a big difference.
Joey: No, that's not what I was gonna say at all. What I was gonna say is when you're 90... you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

Joey: Well, Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean, what's more important, what people think or how you feel? Huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.

Phoebe: You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy.
Rachel: That's right. All the ladies wanna stay at Joey's. No, Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna switch. Please. Come on, I can throw wet paper towels here.
Phoebe: No, but at Monica's, you can eat cookies over the sink.
Rachel: I know. I'm sorry.

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Тана Френч — Рассветная бухта (2/4)

<< Начало

&  Но если кого и стоит пожалеть, так это родственников жертв. ...девяноста девяти процентам жертв жаловаться не на что: они получили ровно то, что хотели, — а вот члены семьи примерно с такой же вероятностью оказались в подобном аду совершенно незаслуженно.

&  — Я подумал, что должен дать ей выбор. Она только что потеряла…
     — Я что, наручники на нее надел? Дай девочке выбор, не вопрос — но она должна выбрать то, что нужно тебе. Правило номер три, четыре, пять и еще пара десятков: на этой работе нельзя плыть по течению — его нужно направлять.

&  Я не курю и никогда не курил, но всегда держу под рукой пачку: лучший способ установить отношения с курильщиком, как и с любым другим наркоманом, — дать ему взятку в его собственной валюте.
&  Не останавливайся, заставляй их прыгать от одной темы к другой, не давай им времени посмотреть вниз. Если они упадут, то уже не поднимутся.

&  — Версия, построенная на тезисе «потому что он псих», всего лишь дешевая отмазка. И нежелание думать.

&  — Ричи, друг мой, я думаю, что воображение — опасная вещь. Правило номер шесть, или какое уж оно там по счету: выбирай скучную версию, которая не требует усилий от воображения, и все будет хорошо.

&  Финансовая информация — лучшая сторона жизни жертвы. В дружеских разговорах, письмах и даже в дневниках люди постоянно вешают тебе лапшу на уши, а вот отчет по кредитной карте не врет никогда.

&  Только неопытные люди считают, что банкрот — это человек, который зарабатывает меньше, чем тратит; любой экономист вам скажет, что банкротство — это состояние души. Кредитная система рухнула не потому, что однажды утром люди обеднели, а потому, что испугались.

&  Некоторые люди, попав под раздачу, занимают оборону и ждут — мыслят позитивно, пока впереди не появится просвет, — но есть и такие, кого уносит течением. Нищета доводит людей до того, о чем они и помыслить себе не могли, толкает законопослушного гражданина к зыбкому, осыпающемуся краю, за которым — десятки видов преступлений. Она превращает тихих, мирных людей в напуганные комки из зубов и когтей.

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Wartime

Ozark 3×1

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Listen. As individuals, people are completely unpredictable. Okay? One person making one bet, I couldn't tell you what they're gonna do. But the law of large numbers tells me a million people making a million bets, that is completely predictable, completely ordered. So, you give me a million people walking in this place and I can tell you that 3% are trying to cheat us, while another 1.2% would have been sent here to try to catch us committing a crime. There will be a pattern as to how those 3% are trying to cheat us, just as sure as there's a pattern as to how the 1.2% are trying to catch us. And you give me a little bit of surveillance and a little bit of time, and I'll find that pattern. Good morning.
Ruth Langmore: Jesus, fuck, you love this shit.

Wendy Byrde: Don't you understand? We're in.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: We're alive. Big difference.

Wendy Byrde: I understand you're scared. And when you get frightened... you withdraw.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I do.
Wendy Byrde: Sometimes, if you don't move forward... you die.

Agent Trevor Evans: I find comfort in the idea of you waiting every day for that one slip-up... or betrayal. That one wild card...

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Valuation

StartUp 1×7

Izzy Morales: Yo. You didn't bring your swimsuit?
Ronald Dacey: Are you serious about that?
Izzy Morales: Yeah. He said bring 'em. I brought mine.

Alex Bell: I totally get it. You know, new currency based in a self-evolving source code. Human-proof, future-proof. If your code works...

Alex Bell: For me... there's one other intangible component. Why? .....
Izzy Morales: Well, I mean, like I was trying to tell you...
Alex Bell: About how it can give Third World communities access to banking, how it can give oppressed nations the same rights we have? Yeah, sure, heard it a million times. BitCoin, all those other peer-to-peers, they're ready to die on that hill, but why?
Ronald Dacey: It ain't just that. GenCoin means currency without banks, corporations. Say you some poor immigrant...
Alex Bell: Sure, but why you? Why you, Izzy? Why you, Nick? Why do each of you care about GenCoin? Besides the altruism. Come on, why? Why each of you?

Alex Bell: More than anything, I need you to be able to answer that question. You know what? I invest in a company, I'm not investing in the idea or the infrastructure. I am investing in the people, the intangibles you can't really put a price on. That's how you stay ahead in tech. Sound good?

Ronald Dacey: ... We need that cash yesterday!
Nick Talman: I hear Mexico's nice.

Ronald Dacey: Where you from, Alex?
Alex Bell: Uh, Greenwich. Connecticut.
Ronald Dacey: Damn, that's quiet. Safe... Most of the folks in your world building the software that's gonna shape our lives, most of those people, such as yourself, y'all grew up in a bubble, ain't that right?
Alex Bell: You're not wrong.
Ronald Dacey: And now you still in a bubble. Same shit, different path. Right?... GenCoin. For the people, by the people. You see what I'm sayin'?

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Тана Френч — Рассветная бухта

<< Ночь длиною в жизнь (Дублинский отдел по расследованию убийств — 3)

Дублинский отдел по расследованию убийств — 4

  “Давайте начистоту — с этим делом мог справиться лишь я. ...

&  Если думать о том, что будет больно, — считай, почти проиграл.

&  Один из способов выбрать направление — сделать вид, будто ты уже прибыл.

&  Если преступники увидят неудачников, то подумают, что они круче нас, и тогда их труднее сломать. Если неудачников увидят хорошие люди, то решат, что мы все равно не раскроем преступление и поэтому нам и помогать-то не стоит. И если мы сами увидим в зеркале пару неудачников, что станет с нашими шансами на победу?

&  — Нет, сынок, тут нет ничего простого. Правила придуманы не зря — и об этом нужно помнить, прежде чем их нарушать.

&  Только подросток может полагать, что скука — это плохо; взрослые с кой-каким жизненным опытом знают: скука — дар небесный. У жизни в рукаве достаточно волнующих событий, которые обрушиваются на тебя в самый неподходящий момент, так что усиливать драматизм совсем не обязательно.

&  Людские поселения — они как акулы: если не движутся вперед, то погибают. Однако у каждого из нас есть уголок, который — как мы думаем — никогда не изменится.

&  — Многие жертвы в жизни не сделали ничего дурного.
     — Некоторые — да, но многие? Ричи, друг мой, открою тебе страшную тайну. О ней не говорят ни в интервью, ни в документальных фильмах, потому что мы ее никому не выдаем: преимущественно жертвы получают по заслугам, ни больше ни меньше.
     Ричи открыл рот.
     — Конечно, к детям это не относится, — добавил я. — Детей мы не обсуждаем, но взрослые… ... Знаю, такому на курсах следователей не учат, но здесь, в реальном мире, убийство вторгается в жизнь людей удивительно редко. В девяноста девяти случаях из ста они сами открывают дверь и приглашают его войти.

&  Женщины не уродуют себе лицо и ни за что не станут убивать себя в пижаме. Они надевают лучшие платья, тщательно выбирают косметику и такой способ самоубийства, который, как они полагают — и почти всегда ошибочно, — позволит им выглядеть красивыми и умиротворенными. Они думают, что боль уйдет и останется лишь холодный белый покой. Почему-то их разрушающееся сознание полагает, что им будет неприятно, если их обнаружат не в идеальном состоянии. Большинствосамоубийц на самом деле не верят, что смерть — это навсегда. Наверное, как и мы все.

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American Assassin (2017)

Stan Hurley: Orion is about the mission. It ain't about you. You go down out there, you're a ghost, you don't exist. There's nobody, nobody coming back for you. You're about to be captured. Bye-bye.

Stan Hurley: You made a big mistake. You let emotion cloud your judgment. Never, ever let it get personal.

Annika: It'll be your first time.
Mitch Rapp: Yeah, not in my mind.

Stan Hurley: So you think you were sent here as an outlet for your self-pity, and your anger, and all your guilt. Right? Patriotism exists because people like you and people like me need a higher cause. Something bigger than us. That stink coming outta you you like to call "revenge," the rest of us call "shit." And as soon as it starts to feel good, that's when you stop being a professional. And then what are you?

Stan Hurley: Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. There's your first mistake. You never start with a real question. You start slow. You get inside your subject's head.

Stan Hurley: There's your second mistake. Number two. You don't say, "one more time." You already...

Ghost: I trusted you and I trusted the United States Navy. U.S. of A. does it, it's gotta be good. Right, Stan? Except nobody told me the business y'all are really in. You create monsters. That's just what you do.

Stan Hurley: Third mistake, never get too close.

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The One with Unagi

Friends 6×17

Ross: Look, I studied karate for a long time...

Ross: There's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call... unagi.
Phoebe: Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Ross: No, it's a concept.
Rachel: Yeah, it is, it is. It's freshwater eel.
Ross: All right, maybe it means that too.
Rachel: Oh, I would kill for a salmon-skin roll right now.

Joey: Hi, I'm Joey Tribbiani. And with all due respect, I'd like to donate some fluids.

Ross: Unagi. I'm always aware.
Chandler: Okay, are you aware that unagi is an eel?

Ross: I tried attacking two women. Did not work.
The Instructor: What?
Ross: No, I mean, it's okay. I mean, they're my friends. In fact, I was married to one of them.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight. You attacked your ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no. Heh. I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together.

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The Lady Confesses

Why Women Kill 2×10

Alma Fillcot: Let it go. Hmm? For me?

Bertram Fillcot: And how do we do that?
Alma Fillcot: I think you know what needs to be done...

Alma Fillcot: I'm sorry. But at least you finally know the truth. Anyway, I'll go. You just lie here and try to control your rage.

Bertram Fillcot: I can't let you do this.
Alma Fillcot: Let me? I'm not asking permission.
Bertram Fillcot: It's too risky.
Alma Fillcot: The only real risk is doing nothing.

Alma Fillcot: Bertram... I like Vern, too. I do, but... He must be dealt with.

Bertram Fillcot: It's your, your big night tonight, isn't it? You want to enjoy it? Think what all that shooting and escaping will do to your hair...
Alma Fillcot: That is a good point. Very well. You may save me.

Alma Fillcot: I think... when a woman's come as far as I have, that... well, it's a sin not to tell her she's beautiful.

Bertram Fillcot: Everyone deserves a beautiful death. Even us.

Alma Fillcot: I can handle the police. I'll think of some kind of story.
Bertram Fillcot: I think it's a bit late for that.
Alma Fillcot: No, I'm-I'm good at that, thinking on my feet. Yes. That's something I've learned about myself. Beauty is nice, but... it's so much more useful to be clever. And maybe just a, just a little bit ruthless. Do you know what I mean?

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The One That Could Have Been, Part II

Friends 6×16

Rachel: You know, I gotta tell you. If someone told me a week ago... that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani's apartment...
Joey: Life's pretty great, isn't it?

Rachel: Tell me something... Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
Joey: Yeah, you did.

Joey: That's ridiculous! I'm not a "star." I'm just a regular famous actor.

Ross: Hey, Joe... did you ever have a threesome?
Joey: Look, Ross. Carol's great, and I'm sure you're a very attractive man, but...
Ross: No, I... No. The reason I'm asking is that... I sort of had one last night.
Joey: You?!

Joey: Just okay? Did you do it right?
Ross: Look, it's just, did you ever go to a party and think: "Would anyone really miss me if I weren't here?"
Joey: Huh... But still, Ross. Your worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day.

Rachel: Men! You're a man, right, Ross?
Ross: Yeah...
Rachel: Sit down!
Ross: Okay.
Rachel: Let me, uh, ask you something. Do wedding vows mean squat to you people? Why is it that the second we go out of town... bam, there you are in bed with the neighbor's dog-walker?
Ross: ... We're sorry.

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The Gold Coast

Ozark 2×10

Photographer: If I was going on a trip, I'd be smiling...
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Well, it's a white background, no shadow, eyes open, neutral expression. That's a TSA checklist right there.

Helen Pierce: I'm not sure you appreciate the historical significance of what it is you're about to pull off. Medellín, Sinaloa, Juárez, every one of them tried to create something like this. Every one of them failed. A legitimate, self-sustaining operation like a casino. This is why crime organizes.

Helen Pierce: Have you given any thought to the next five years?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Uh, I'd love to talk about the operational account.
Helen Pierce: Because you're pillars of the community now...

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I could be working now...
Helen Pierce: Well, is there some kind of rush I'm not aware of?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Just trying to be efficient.
Helen Pierce: Well, call us superstitious. On a long road trip, you're most likely to get into an accident a mile from your home.

Wendy Byrde: So you were never really trying to make any of this work.
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: I did try to make a lot of it work, but Charlotte wants to emancipate, and our son is describing getting his head shaved by a fucking lunatic as just a message, like it's normal? Nothing's working.

Wendy Byrde: There's no way for you to win.
Darlene Snell: Did the Viet Cong have to win?
Wendy Byrde: I'm sorry?
Darlene Snell: The gooks. They didn't have to win. They just had to not lose. It's my land.

Helen Pierce: Once you tell me something, it can't be retracted.
Wendy Byrde: I know what you're saying, and I understand.
Helen Pierce: No, you don't. You can't. Not really. Your whole body changes. The way you smell, your reflection, how it feels when your husband touches you.

Wendy Byrde: You're not acting out of logic. You're acting out of emotion. And I know I've asked you to be more emotional. I've begged. ..... And you were right all along. We can't make emotional decisions based on other people's choices. So we just have to wake up and make the right choices for us and our kids.

Wendy Byrde: What if this is the Gold Coast?
Martin 'Marty' Byrde: It's not.
Wendy Byrde: Hmm. We only know what it's been. What about what it could be?

Wendy Byrde: Always better to be the person holding the gun than the one running from the gunman.

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The One That Could Have Been, Part I

Friends 6×15

Joey: All right, here's a list of things for you to do today. This is gonna be so great. Thank you so much. I gotta go to work. I'm delivering twins, but only one of them is mine.
Chandler: "Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins." Teach me how to spell vitamins. "Wear in my new jeans."
Monica: You realize what you are, don't you?
Chandler: What?
Monica: You're his bitch.

Monica: Honey, a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Chandler: I always thought it was nature's way of telling you to die. Heh. You're not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

Phoebe: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Ross: Well, last weekend...
Phoebe: That's not so bad.
Ross: ...will be two months... since I stopped trying.

Joey: Why? Why can't the world stop turning? Just for a moment. Just for us.
Rachel: Isn't that a line from the show?
Joey: Uh, yeah, but, uh... I may have said those things before, but... I never truly meant them until now.
Rachel: That's a line from the show too!
Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.

Monica: It's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Rachel: Yeah. I wish we could just not be married for a little bit. You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break.

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The Tomorrow War (2021)

Dan Forester: You know what it takes to be the best. You got to say to yourself, "I will do... I-I will do..." You have to think this. "...what nobody else is willing to do."

Dan Forester: It’s seven days. I’ll survive. I’m a pretty tough guy.
Emmy Forester: You’re tough? The man who cries through every cold?

Colonel Muri Forester: Yeah, last time I saw you was the day that you died. It’s like seeing a ghost.

Dan Forester: I need a plane. And a pilot. To fly undetected into Russian airspace so I can get a team of soldiers to the top of a glacier island in order to find... an alien spaceship.
James Forester: Wow, you know, they say kids never come by unless they need something.

James Forester: Did you tell it to die?
Dan Forester: Yeah.
James Forester: It worked. Why didn’t you tell it sooner?

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The One Where Chandler Can't Cry

Friends 6×14

Chandler: Look, I don't cry. It's not a big deal, okay?
Joey: No. It's not okay. It's not okay at all. You're dead inside!

The Fan: Are you Phoebe Buffay?
Phoebe: Yeah.
The Fan: Can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan.
Phoebe: Oh, you're my biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you. Hi. Ha, ha.

Joey: Oh. You're Phoebe's fan.
The Fan: Oh, yeah. I've seen all her movies.
Joey: Movies?
The Fan: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.

Joey: Hey, don't let that guy in here anymore. He just said Phoebe's a porn star.
Gunther: Well, I wouldn't call her a star... but she's really good. You should check out Inspect Her Gadget.

Rachel: Wow. I mean, I just can't... I can't believe this. You know? I mean, you think you know someone. Even Phoebe, who's always been somewhat of a question mark...

Phoebe: What's up? Oh, my God. What am I doing?!

Ross: Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Rachel: It doesn't sound like it. It's pretty easy not to kiss someone. You just don't kiss them. See? Look at us right now, not kissing.

Ross: I realized if anything were to happen with me and Jill... then nothing could ever happen with us.
Rachel: What?
Ross: No, I mean... Look, I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us again, ever. But I don't wanna know that it never could.

Monica: Oh, my God, are you crying?
Chandler: I just don't see why those two can't work things out.

Chandler: I can't believe Jill's gone! I can't help it. I opened a gate.

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The Badger

Ozark 2×9

Wendy Byrde: We're gonna get through this, okay?
Charlotte Byrde: Oh, is that a cliché or a platitude?

Helen Pierce: It's the first law of power, Marty. Those who can, shit on others. Those who can't, clean it up.

Martin 'Marty' Byrde: They own it all. Above, around and below.

Jacob Snell: What do you do, Martin, when the bride who took your breath away becomes the wife who makes you hold your breath in terror?

Helen Pierce: You won't be touched. I gave your husband my word.
Darlene Snell: What's that worth?
Helen Pierce: You know, you'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Darlene Snell: Mmm! What do I catch with tar?

Charles Wilkes: I don't know how the fuck you do it, but you always manage to get what you want, don't you?

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The One with Rachel's Sister

Friends 6×13

Rachel: I'm so sorry that you're sick.
Monica: I'm not sick! I don't get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings! It's for pansies.

Monica: I have not been sick in over three years!
Chandler: I'm gonna grab you some tissue.
Monica: I don't need a tissue. I'm fine.
Chandler: When you put a D at the end of "fine," you're not fine.
Monica: I'm... fine. You know, it's a really hard word to say.

Monica: Okay, so, what do you wanna do? Let's do something crazy.
Chandler: I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids!

Chandler: Don't take this personally, okay? It's just that I just can't have sex with a sick person.
Monica: I'm with you, Chandler. I can't have sex with a sick person either. That's disgusting. But I'm not sick. Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the prime of life.
Chandler: See, that's the thing. I would like to stay in... the prime of life.

Phoebe: I mean, it's probably nothing. But I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, there is no way.
Phoebe: Okay, then.
Rachel: Oh, my God. I cannot believe that! I don't really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister? Isn't that like incest or something? Oh, my God, and they're gonna have sex. Oh, no. What if he marries her too? Oh, this is just terrible. This is just terrible. And I can't stop it. I don't own Ross, you know? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is she wants to do. Oh, my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister. This is just... Oh, my God, this is just the worst thing that could've ever happened to me.

Rachel: Oh, this is just terrible.
Monica: Oh, no, it's not. It was the first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna...
Chandler: Hoo-hoo. He's gonna get some. Of the glare... from the streetlight out of his apartment. You know, so, um, he's closed the drapes there... so he can have a nice pleasant conversation with your little sister.

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Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular

Rick and Morty 5x6

Rick: The only thing of value on it is the secret treasure map. The rest is just instructions for running a country. And I'm pretty sure they're online.
Morty: It just feels a little wrong--
Rick: Morty, are you gonna be a [bleep] America nerd? Or are you gonna be cool and steal The Constitution with grandpa?

President: Don't tell me what I want, you anti-american piece of [bleep], you terrorist!
Rick: You know, you use that word so much it's lost all meaning, Mr. P. It's like, at this point, what's a terrorist? It's a guy you don't like. Big deal.

VP Dwayne: Jesus ever-loving Christ, why don't you two just [bleep] and get it over with?
President: Careful, Dwayne. You're only Vice President because I need 10% of the white vote.
VP Dwayne: There's a giant French assassin attacking New York, and you're using the war room to measure dicks with your alcoholic sci-fi boyfriend?
President: Rick Sanchez is more dangerous than some steam-powered French bitch, and New York can handle its own global emergencies.

General Green: These pills contain tracking chips that identify each of you as individuals. That will be important later.

President: I'm sick of hearing how iconic you were! Try having an historical administration after facebook goes online, you old-timey bitch!

Rick: Woof. You just killed FDR.
Morty: He was a monster, though.
Rick: Don't mythologize him. He was a politician.

President: What is your problem?! Why do you hate this country?
Rick: I hate every country in the universe, brother! They're job placement programs for the politicians that invent them--

Summer: Oh, wow, wiping out a native population on Thanksgiving? That's never happened before.
President: What did you just say?
Summer: Well, I-I associated Thanksgiving with genocide. It's what young people do. I wasn't trying to--

President: We've got something more powerful than every army in the world. Well, no, we don't, but with the right speech, we could get a handful of well-trained hillbillies.
Rick: Eh, it worked against the British. I'm in.

President: Now, look, I know it's gonna take more than some speech. But what is a speech? Isn't it just a question? And isn't that a question too? Speeches are words. Repeated words. Listed words. Repeated lists of repeated words. None of that matters. You know what does matter? Me. Asking you "Will you do what I say?"

General Green: Sir, we've got Rick and Morty coming in what appears to be an unlicensed "Star Wars" AT-AT. Or as the millennials say, A-T, A-T.

Morty: So... After those aliens discovered America...
President: They went into hibernation, leaving us the technology we used to lead the free world. That and also to do stuff like slavery.
Morty: I always thought we were... more special than that. Like we invented everything and did everything and that's why we own everything. Now I-I-I-I don't know what to feel.
President: Feel thankful, Morty. Feel thankful.

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Bootstrapped

StartUp 1×6

Nick Talman: Ronald. Aw, man, we have a small problem.

Leonard: Maybe she'll forgive you. My guess is she probably will 'cause she understands you. She wants you to be happy 'cause she loves you. And when you love somebody, that's all that matters. Not all this...

Ronald Dacey: We're here to start a business.
Nick Talman: I thought we already tried that.
Ronald Dacey: We tried it the Nick way, we tried it the Izzy way. Now we're about to try it the Ronald way.

Nick Talman: What are you saying?
Ronald Dacey: I'm saying... we've been going about this all wrong. We were trying to lock down the big busts before we even got the swagger right. You dig?
Nick Talman: Swa... Okay, I guess. "The swagger"?

Ronald Dacey: We need to stop looking at this shit like it's some West Coast, incubated, garage-type bullshit. This here Miami, y'all. A nigga can have the most revolutionary idea since the Internet, and ain't nobody gonna take you seriously unless you got the swagger.

Ronald Dacey: Izzy, you got the code. Nick, you know about money. I know about selling. Three o' us... we can own this damn city, y'all. But if we want folks to start taking us seriously, we need to act like we already do.

Nick Talman: You know, what you're proposing is highly, highly illegal.
Ronald Dacey: Nick, you done lost a million and a half, and you didn't tell your investor. You didn't tell your investor 'cause you started this thing with stolen drug money. And now... you worried about illegal?

Nick Talman: What we're doing is fraud.
Ronald Dacey: Nick, my nigga, you in this now. You been in this. It can't get no worse.
Nick Talman: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Ronald Dacey: Yeah. It is... All right, now stand up, man, and be a man.

Benny Blush: You wanted to see if I would double down. Same thing happens with every startup I've invested in. They'll have me come in and hope that I'll fall for their dog and pony, and then in the end, I'll either be excited enough or dumb enough to re-up... I think it's admirable, your generation. You know, some people call it "entitlement." I like to think of it as... tenacity.

Nick Talman: Okay, all three of us, we're going to prison for a very long time.

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Rubber (Wo)man: Part One

American Horror Stories 1×1

Scarlett: You know what, never mind, I'll just hurl myself from the moving vehicle, okay? Maybe I'll die and go to hell because that would be an improvement on what I'm living through at the moment.

Scarlett: Can't you guys be into normal gay music, like Britney or Madonna or even showtunes?

Troy: Are you aware of what the seventh-most popular ride at Disneyland is?... It's the Haunted Mansion.

Michael: And did you know what the third-most popular holiday in America is? Halloween. And Christmas is actually second to Thanksgiving, believe it or not.

Troy: People love to be scared. Psychiatrists say that the kind of controlled fear that you get from a roller-coaster or a haunted house or a-a bungee jump... It's like a vaccination. A little bit of the anxiety virus helps you with healing your overall anxiety.

Scarlett: So you guys are not concerned about the fact that people actually, like, died here? You know, whole families, the curse?
Troy: Come on, ghosts aren't real and curses aren't real. People do terrible, horrible things to each other. They don't need the help of an evil spirit to do them. Your father doesn't believe that and neither do I. This place just seems to have attracted some bad folks, that's all.
Michael: And we're gonna take advantage of that to make some dough.

Scarlett: It's easy to not be afraid. People do it all the time. They... get on airplanes and drive really fast in their cars and ask people out on dates. Fear isn't what stops us from doing what we want.
Rowena: So then what does?
Scarlett: Shame... Shame is what keeps us from being our true selves. I bet everybody in here could face their fear with enough encouragement, but... not one would be able to face their shame.

Maya: You know, if a boy stared at me like that, I'd probably report him for harassment...

Maya: Smart is the new perfect ten.

Troy: I'm sorry, we don't believe in haunted houses.
Michael: Seriously, why would a spirit stick around on Earth when it has the whole universe to explore?
Troy: The stories are absurd. We believe in science in this family.
Dr. Andi Grant: I don't believe in haunted houses, either. But I do believe that knowing what dark things have occurred in a place can create a darkness in someone's psyche. It's the reason why cemeteries feel scary or old dungeons or "haunted" houses. If we know what terrible things have happened in a place, then we are forced to confront the truth that terrible things can happen at all. I mean, it's impossible not to get a little dark, a little depressed. It affects all of us.

Scarlett: I like violent stuff. Extreme S and M, pain.

Maya: We're all going in there together. What's she gonna do? There's four of us. Come on.

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The One with the Joke

Friends 6×12

Phoebe: What are you doing?
Rachel: We are looking at a Playboy.
Phoebe: I want to look too!.. Yikes!
Monica: Do you think these pictures are trying to tell a story?
Rachel: Sure. Like in the case of this young woman... she has lost her clothes. So she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out, "Where are they? Where are they?"
Monica: She's not gonna find them, lying in the grass like that.

Monica: This is wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross. You know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. I'm gonna get a joke journal, you know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
Monica: Good idea. Know what's a bad idea?
Chandler: Picking Rachel.
Monica: That's right.

Joey: It's kind of embarrassing. I mean, I was an actor, now I'm a waiter. It's supposed to go in the other direction.
Chandler: So's your apron. You're wearing it like a cape.

Joey: I mean, the job's easy and the money's good, you know? I guess if I'm hanging out here, I might as well get paid for it. Right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys, you know?

Rachel: This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass my wisdom to. Let me tell you some things I learned working at the coffeehouse... First, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze muffin.

Monica: Hey, it's Phoebe and Rachel. Why don't you tell them... what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance.
Chandler: Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance... is merely attention to detail.... and..... generosity of spirit.

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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)

The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017) <<

Therapist: Now, is there anything you want to talk about from your childhood, perhaps?
Michael Bryce: And my childhood would be relevant how?
Therapist: Well, quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father.
Michael Bryce: I don't have validation issues. I have a licensing issue. I am a bodyguard without a licence. That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso.

Therapist: What are you thinking about right now, Michael?
Michael Bryce: I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated six feet away from an exposed window with multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, most likely on the eighth floor. The additional height gives the marksman an advantage. I'm thinking about the closest available weapon to me right now - the letter opener/ stabbing instrument on the desk to my right. What are you thinking about?

Therapist: I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while and find happiness within.
Michael Bryce: Within what?
Therapist: Within yourself! Happiness in who you are.
Michael Bryce: I'm listening.

Michael Bryce: First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism.

Michael Bryce: Do you have pepper spray? I'm on sabbatical.

Michael Bryce: We're gonna do this my way. That means no killing, no guns, and no blood. Boring is always best. Understood?

Michael Bryce: You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job.
Darius Kincaid: And how would you know that?
Michael Bryce: Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies and you exhibited... 40.

Sonia Kincaid: I know your secret. You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself.

Sonia Kincaid: Say my age, bitch!

Sonia Kincaid: You'd better say something nice about my Breesey.
Darius Kincaid: Michael was... very careful.
Sonia Kincaid: Yes, he was.
Darius Kincaid: He loved seatbelts.
Sonia Kincaid: He did love seatbelts so very much.
Darius Kincaid: Mm-hm. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. We will never forget the time you spent with us.
Sonia Kincaid: That was beautiful. You should have been a priest.

Sonia Kincaid: This is no fucking honeymoon, motherfucker! This is shittymoon!

Darius Kincaid: Babe, you alright?
Sonia Kincaid: I'm great. I mean, our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery. I don't have a foetus in my womb, but I do have a bomb on my wrist. In other words, this lifestyle that you dragged me into has made me a horrendous mother of the children we don't even have. In other words, this is all your fault!

Darius Kincaid: When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black?
Michael Bryce: Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant. Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate?
Darius Kincaid: Relevant? Heart? Hate? What the fuck are you talking about?!

Michael Bryce: What in the A-double-money-sign is that?

Michael Bryce: Maybe she's playing him to play you, you know, like a triple cross...

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The One with the Apothecary Table

Friends 6×11

Chandler: You kissed her?
Joey: Oh, we kissed it up real nice.
Chandler: So you kissed. Then what happened?
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
Chandler: So she's waiting over there for you?
Joey: Yeah... I gotta go.

Rachel: Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!
Monica: She hates mass-produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it.

Monica: Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes.
Chandler: Here is the wine to bring over tonight. You were also gonna buy Monica flowers... but you couldn't because you paid for dinner last night.

Rachel: I know, I went a little crazy.
Ross: A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalog!

Chandler: You okay?
Joey: I'll be all right.
Ross: You know what'd cheer you up?
Joey: What?
Ross: I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night. I think you should come.
Joey: .... You're right, that did cheer me up.

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The Unguarded Moment

Why Women Kill 2×9

Narrator: ... the darkness behind her eyes. It was the look of a woman who'd gotten everything she wanted, only to find it wasn't enough.

Catherine Castillo: Food is like lovemaking. The better it is, the more guilty you feel once you're finished.

Vern Loomis: So what would you do?
Detective Rowbin: If I loved the girl? I'd forget the evidence and never look back.
Vern Loomis: Really?
Detective Rowbin: But let's face it, I've never been a Boy Scout. There are other detectives, good men, who wouldn't be able to look the other way. Because that's how they're wired. They came out of the womb wanting to do the right thing. They believe in justice and honor. All that crap.
Vern Loomis: But wouldn't a good man do everything he could to protect his girl?
Detective Rowbin: Maybe she loves him so much because she knows he always plays it straight...
Vern Loomis: Maybe.

Alma Fillcot: I'm sorry, it's just... I feel as if my entire life has led up to this moment, and it's... It's overwhelming.
Joan: What are you babbling about?

Rita Castillo: Did I ever tell you I grew up poor? My whole family was treated like trash. So, one day I asked God to make me rich and beautiful. So people would envy me. 'Cause that's the only time folks treat you right. When you got something they want. I suppose that's true. But when I was sitting in jail, I realized that God gave me everything I wanted, just so he can take it all away. He wanted to teach me a lesson.
Scooter Polarsky: What lesson?
Rita Castillo: No one is truly beautiful until they learn to love unselfishly. And those who receive such love... are the richest people of all.

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The One with the Routine

Friends 6×10

Chandler: What are you laughing at?
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but you're still going out with her.

Phoebe: Chandler, what is this very weird, um, metal A-Z thing?
Chandler: Those are bookends. That's a great gift.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, I'm sorry. Thank you for my "az."

The Stage Manager: Three, two, one! Cut!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!

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Алексей Сальников — Отдел (2/2)

<< Начало

&  – Весь твой либерализм, именно твой, Саша, и твоего поколения, не знаю, как у других, держится только на бедном житейском опыте и вере в то, что все люди – братья. На вере в то, что людей можно переубедить правильным слоганом и демотиватором, красивым флешмобом и фразами на кухне, что Путин-пидор что-то там душит. А люди ни хрена не братья, Саша, и никогда ими не были, за исключением редких случаев человеколюбия. Дружба братских народов держалась только на штыках и уверенности, что если начать межнациональный или еще какой замес, то люлей огребут все без исключения. Можно делать вид, что люди равны и имеют одинаковое право на то, другое и третье, но чем больше делаешь вид, тем сильнее растет напряжение в обществе, потому что нигде люди не равны и не имеют равных прав, а имеют только лазейки к этим правам. И бабахнуть может там, откуда и не ждали. Есть только сиюминутные предпочтения толпы и пулеметчики на вышках, а законопослушный гражданин должен держаться между двух этих огней, чтобы к нему ночью не постучались.

&  Игорь ... выключил свет и зажег настольную лампу, хотя она и не была нужна, чтобы пялиться в монитор, где в котле одного из многочисленных Интернет-форумов происходило словесное варение либералов и патриотов, бессмысленное, но прекрасное язвительным остроумием с обеих сторон. Спор, всегда с переходом на личности и какие-то нелепые угрозы, почему-то забавлял Игоря до глубины души. Он представлял тысячи таких же, как он, забитых жизнью людей, что сидят по своим дачам и квартирам, с таким же грохочущим холодильником и часами с остановившимся маятником, не знающих, куда им еще податься от этого холодильника, этой дачи, этих часов, кроме как в тупую перепалку с многократно по кругу повторенными и повторяемыми аргументами. Он знал, кто они, потому что сам был такой, но не понимал, зачем они, да и он сам, тратят свое время на земле на печатание буковок на электрической бумаге, существующей только в виде переключателей «Вкл/Выкл» на магнитном диске.

&  Вот были раньше касты правителей, жрецов, крестьян, и сейчас то же самое. Как жрецы раньше ходили с умным видом, с книжками какими-то, делали вид, что что-то знают, хотя ни хера не знали, так и теперь ходят, чтобы жертвоприношения оправдать.... Все эти мудаки в дорогих костюмах и с серьезными харями потому и серьезны, что все их дело – очередному каменному изваянию прислуживать, просто оно сейчас по-другому называется, а польза от этого или случайная, или вовсе ее нет. Архивы не рассекречивают по тридцать, по пятьдесят лет, а если бы и рассекретили, то ни хрена ведь там нет интересного, ради чего нужно было секретить, кроме, разве что, подлянок, которыми обменивались со жрецами другого каменного болвана, ну так это только другим жрецам и интересно, а что до других тайн, то будто никто не знает, что они впустую людей в расход пускают в большинстве случаев да бумажки туда-сюда перекладывают.

  ... Лишь иллюзии позволяли верить, что все еще не так плохо, когда наступали трудные и даже отчаянные времена.”

Love Actually (2003)

The Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport. General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed but I don't see that. Seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there. Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge, they were all messages of love. Ilf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

Reporter: How are you? How are you feeling?
The Prime Minister: Erm... Cool. Powerful.
Pat the Housekeeper: Prime Minister.

Daniel: OK, well... I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Because I... thought it'd be something worse.
Sam: Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Er... No, you're right. Total agony.

The US President: Sorry if our line was firm but there's no point in tiptoeing around today, then just disappointing you for four years. I have plans and I plan to see them through.

Joe. It's your sister on line four.
The Prime Minister: All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?

Karen: The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it puts your life into perspective. What did my brother do today? He fought for his country. What did I do? I made a papier-mâché lobster head.

Daniel: Has she noticed you yet?
Sam: No. But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
Daniel: Of course.

The Prime Minister: So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped...
Natalie: What do we do now?
The Prime Minister: Smile. Little bow. And a wave.

Daniel: Sam, you've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't. I never told your mum enough. I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.

Daniel: You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over till it's over.

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The One Where Ross Got High

Friends 6×9

Ross: Yeah, they don't like you.
Chandler: Do you know why?
Ross: Maybe it's because you're really sarcastic, or maybe it's because you...
Chandler: If people don't know, they shouldn't just guess!... Great. Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.
Joey: Maybe I give thanks for you shutting up, huh?
Chandler: Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my new apartment.
Joey: Maybe I love you.

Rachel: Technical question: How do you know when the butter is done?
Monica: Well, it's done about two minutes before it looks like that.

Rachel: It's a trifle. It's got all these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam... then custard, which I made from scratch... then raspberries, more ladyfingers... then beef sautéed with peas and onions... then a little bit more custard... then bananas and then I put whipped cream on top.
Ross: .... What was the one right before bananas?
Rachel: The beef... Yeah, that was weird to me too. But then I thought, "Well, there's minced meat pie." That's an English dessert. These people just put very strange things in their food.

Ross: Oh, my God. The pages are stuck together. Oh, my God. She made half an English trifle and... half a shepherd's pie.

Ross: We just won't tell her she messed up.
Joey: Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?
Ross: Yeah. It'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story.
Joey: Vomiting stories are funny, I guess.

Ross: It tastes like feet.
Joey: I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey: What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good.

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