The One Where Phoebe Runs

Friends 6×7

Phoebe: Hi.
Rachel: Everybody.
Phoebe: It's.
Rachel: Rachel.
Phoebe: And.
Rachel: Phoebe's.
Phoebe: Pleas... Wait. How did you do that?
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you?
Chandler: Think about it. Remember when you were going out with Donna and you broke up... remember how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket?
Joey: Oh, God, yeah.
Chandler: Now imagine you live at the supermarket.

Ross: Yeah, that doesn't look right...
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet! Then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on... Okay, here's what we do. We just move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Ross: But then the back of the couch won't line up with the back of the carpet.
Chandler: Okay, well, here, we'll just, uh, move the coffee table... closer to the couch.
Ross: No, whoa, whoa! But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.
Chandler: But the coffee table doesn't match the table...

Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Phoebe: Why do you care?
Rachel: Because they're people.
Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again.
Rachel: Yes, but still they are people... with eyes.

Chandler: Okay, is this lamp in the right place?
Ross: Who cares? I repel women.

Joey: Let's just get this out in the open, okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us. But we're roommates... and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Janine: Joey...
Joey: No, no, no. I'm telling you. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you'll understand. Okay? So the question is, what do we do?

Ross: You know what? Girls don't like it when I start talking about science.
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
Joey: This is great. This is great. What else?
Ross: They don't like you correcting their grammar. And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. You know, they don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

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