The One Where Chandler Can't Cry

Friends 6×14

Chandler: Look, I don't cry. It's not a big deal, okay?
Joey: No. It's not okay. It's not okay at all. You're dead inside!

The Fan: Are you Phoebe Buffay?
Phoebe: Yeah.
The Fan: Can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan.
Phoebe: Oh, you're my biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you. Hi. Ha, ha.

Joey: Oh. You're Phoebe's fan.
The Fan: Oh, yeah. I've seen all her movies.
Joey: Movies?
The Fan: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.

Joey: Hey, don't let that guy in here anymore. He just said Phoebe's a porn star.
Gunther: Well, I wouldn't call her a star... but she's really good. You should check out Inspect Her Gadget.

Rachel: Wow. I mean, I just can't... I can't believe this. You know? I mean, you think you know someone. Even Phoebe, who's always been somewhat of a question mark...

Phoebe: What's up? Oh, my God. What am I doing?!

Ross: Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Rachel: It doesn't sound like it. It's pretty easy not to kiss someone. You just don't kiss them. See? Look at us right now, not kissing.

Ross: I realized if anything were to happen with me and Jill... then nothing could ever happen with us.
Rachel: What?
Ross: No, I mean... Look, I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us again, ever. But I don't wanna know that it never could.

Monica: Oh, my God, are you crying?
Chandler: I just don't see why those two can't work things out.

Chandler: I can't believe Jill's gone! I can't help it. I opened a gate.

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