6 авг. 2021 г.

Automated Customer Service

Love, Death & Robots 2×1


Jeanette: What's up with you?... You need some energetic healing, buddy.

Automated Customer Service Operator: For English, press one. You've asked to speak to a human representative. The current wait time is six hours and 14 minutes.

Automated Customer Service Operator: If your Vacuubot has decided to purge all living things, press three. To end Purge Mode, you will need to access the options menu. To do that, you will need to distract Vacuubot to get close.

Jeanette: What in the Bodhisattva is going on here? Are you fucking kidding me?!
Automated Customer Service Operator: The automated system has detected high levels of profanity. Your bad attitude has been filed in our customer database.

Automated Customer Service Operator: So are you willing to throw your pet at the Vacuubot? Press one for yes, two for no... What do you mean, "no"?! It could come down to you or it, and believe this, any pet would sacrifice you in an instant. Look into their cold, animal eyes and tell me they wouldn't. Come on, press "yes."

Automated Customer Service Operator: Well, it's Vacuubot's house now. We suggest you run.

Jeanette: Fluff and fold, motherfucker!


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