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Rick and Morty 5x7

Rick: Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience, and if we bring a female, we get in for free.
Summer: So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?
Morty: No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, you can throw your Coke can away.

Beth: Since when does this house care about alien lives. We don't even watch British television.

Summer: Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them. When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream?
Beth: I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby, and the government launched it into space.
Summer: Oh, my God, we made a giant incest baby. Oh, my God, you might be a clone. I exist because you guys failed to abort me. We get the family we get, not the one we want. And if you want to keep the one you got, get your asses into some anime spacesuits!

Rick: Good work, Summer Camp.

Beth: Okay, well, this isn't not fun.

Jerry: Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen?

Rick: Just hit buttons. We're too big to fail.

Beth: Well, I vote...
Summer: No voting. No debate. It's not a democracy. It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out.

Morty: I know it feels good when he likes you, but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good.

Rick: ... And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons.

Summer: I've been really sensitive about family lately because of something I've been keeping secret.
Jerry: Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court, and what state do we live in? It's been years since I've thought about this.

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