Tegridy Farms

South Park 22×4

Randy: I've had it... school shootings, pieces of shit taking Ambien and tweeting, priests raping kids, and somehow... I'm not laughing anymore.

Eric: You didn't know? The kindergartners are, like, the biggest vapers at this school.

Kyle: What is this? Cherry-flavored nicotine?! Are you joking?
Ike: Aw, come on! All the kids are doing it.

Kindergartner #1: Do you know how hard it is being a kindergartner? We need a break sometimes!
Kyle: These things are bad for you, do you understand?! Bad kindergartners!
Kindergartner #2: Relax, bitch. Try some gummy bear surprise...

Eric: Did you know that vaping is way healthier than smoking cigarettes?

Randy: Howdy. What can I do ya for?

Randy: Oh, no. Sorry. I don't want my Tegridy Bud put in those pussy sticks.
Big Vape Executive: Pussy sticks?!
Randy: Yeah, you know... penis pen, wussy vape, lady joints. Not on my farm, no sirree.
Big Vape Executive: You got a problem with vaping?! It's cleaner and healthier than traditional smoking!

Big Vape Executive: Didn't your mommy teach you it doesn't pay to mess with progress?
Randy: Yeah. She taught me somethin' else, too. If you're gonna fight for your tegridy... don't... forget...to bring... a towel!

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