Hummels & Heroin

South Park 21×5

Grandpa Marsh: You see Mrs. McGullicutty over there? Whoever has the best Hummel collection is top bitch in this place, and she's got the best. She's ruthless, and she has those old lady farts. You know old lady farts, right? Where they're so loose they don't even acknowledge that happened!

Randy: Your grandpa is styling. Can you imagine being able to just sit around all day and not have to do anything but eat and watch TV?
Stan: Yeah, I'd probably go crazy and want to kill myself.

Vicky: Can I help you?
Eric: Oh, yes, hello. We are adorable children here to entertain old people.
Vicky: Didn't think we had anyone scheduled tonight... Are you with the Protestant youth group?
Eric: Yes, that's right. We are young prostitutes here to volunteer however we can.

Ms. McGullicutty: You really thought stealing my Hummels will make YOU the head bitch in this place?!

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